It’s not always easy to keep perspective. Like when the 410 lb. orca whale purchasing $30-worth of Burger King for himself double-checks with the cashier that the soda he was served is Diet. But we here at Razzball know how difficult maintaining perspective can be, especially when you’re drunk and trying to sketch moving objects.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Player projections for each of the next 7 days. A kick-ass DFS lineup optimizer and projections for DraftKings, FanDuel, and Yahoo!.
Are your fantasy leagues like mine? Everyone starts off excited to utilize the hours of their preseason studying by applying it to a killer draft and getting the best possible jump on running away with the league and all the glory that goes with it.Please, blog, may I have some more?
As much as I like to think this yearâs draft class will have an instant impact, it does not look like that will be the case. John Wall will be a solid fantasy player this season, and Evan Turner might help your team in stretches, but it is very hard to find any other players that will consistently help your fantasy season.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Deep breath. We’ve come to the end of the 2010 fantasy basketball rankings for roto leagues. H2Hers, your due is due. Also, your Dew is diet. It was on sale. AlsoÂ˛, those who actually took a deep breath a second ago should exhale.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Louis Amundson – Remember how shocked you were the first time you found out Greg Ostertag wasn’t from Lithuania or Poland or something? Yeah, I still have that feeling every time I look at Amundson. Dude’s got to be from Sweden … no?Please, blog, may I have some more?
Lemme guess, you saw a picture of an Indiana Pacer and you almost skipped over this post as a premeditated strike against boredom. Either that, or you did skip over this post as a premeditated strike against boredom and a buddy of yours who read this post told you later about how I predicted your actions.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Letâs not pussyfoot around here (I just vacuumed): would you trust David Kahn and his Minnesota Timbergoofs (or is it âTimbergoovesâ?) with your fantasy team? No. You wouldnât. You would? No. You wouldnât. Stop it. Despite the facts that Wesley Johnson was the best player Minnesota was likely going to get in this yearâs draft and that Kahn managed to accidentally not mess it up, the third-year Orange is still entering into a system that needs a lot of Band-Aids, and not the kind where Kate Hudson tags along on your tour bus, bro.Please, blog, may I have some more?
At this point, the tale is out on Sacramentoâs DeMarcus Cousins: heâll be awesome if he can harness his atomic attitude and a massive bust if he canât. Letâs say itâs that cut ânâ dry – it isn’t. I know, but we’re just saying it is for the sake of argument.Please, blog, may I have some more?