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We choose to supersize that meal or put cheese on the burger so that our stomachs look like Kuato in Total Recall. That’s our choice. We choose to wear the jimmy hat or live dangerously. That’s our choice. We choose to draft KAT over Anthony Davis in fantasy. That’s our choice. But there is so much out of our control. The world we were born into. Our parents. What we look like. In a videogame, we choose what difficulty level we play on. In life, that has been chosen for us. Some play on hard, while others get cheat codes. Willy Hernangomez hit the genetic lottery. 6′ 11″ 240 pounds, athletically skilled, and good looking. Sure, he worked his ass off to get where he’s at. Lifting weights, running, and plucking eyebrows, but he had a nice base to work with. Last year during his rookie campaign, he was a monster per-36: 16 points, 13.6 boards, 2.6 dimes, 1.1 steals, 1.0 blocks, 53% field goal percentage, and 73% free throw percentage. Unfortunately, he only played 18 minutes per game. Out of his control. Regardless, Willy was viewed as a franchise piece, but then the Knicks acquired Enes Kanter. The minutes plummeted to 9 a game, even though the per-36 numbers were still robust. Out of his control. If you go back to my earlier blurbs regarding Willy, I mentioned that he hooked up with Hornacek’s daughter. I’d hit up the Google machine right now. Wouldn’t you? I’m still not dismissing that angle, so maybe Willy had some control in the matter. Anyways, after bitching and complaining, he finally got his wish and was shipped to the Hornets. Too bad the Hornets had some guy named Dwight Howard. Can’t forget about Cody Zeller as well. So, Willy was not freed and the situation looked identical to the one in New York. But, Zeller is out for the season due to injury and yesterday, Willy played a season-high 22 minutes.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 15 11 0 2 0 0 0/1 2/3 11/14

Per-36 in CHA, Willy is at: 17.7 points, 14.9 boards, 1.8 dimes, 1.1 steals, and 1.6 blocks. The Hornets are out of the playoff picture and there’s no reason to push Dwight, so Willy should see significant run to end the season. Free at last….free at last….Willy is free at last.

Here’s what else I saw yesterday:

Dwight Howard:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
10 10 0 1 1 1 0 4/7 2/5

Played 26 minutes and did just enough to fill his quota for the day. Why would the Hornets push Dwight down the stretch? A perfect time to see what exactly they have in Willy.

Kemba Walker played 26 minutes and scored 10 points. Nicolas Batum played 22 minutes and scored 8 points. No reason to give these guys significant run.

Malik Monk:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 16 2 3 1 2 5 4/9 6/13 0

Played 24 minutes. Monk should get the run down the stretch. Here’s hoping that Malik’s got some OCD in him.

Robert Covington:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
17 11 3 7 0 1 1/9 7/21 2/2

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Guess it’s fitting that on Easter Sunday, the Lord Covington did both. Funny that he accumulated the holy number in the category that is forbidden in the Ten Commandments.

Ben Simmons:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 8 15 3 2 1 0 10/17 0

In this day and age, Ben is the new unicorn. I’ll be honest, I was fronting on him coming into the season. Was skeptical that he could be this productive without a J. I BELIEVE!!!

Marco Belinelli:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 1 3 1 0 5 3/4 9/10 1/1

Played 31 minutes. Momma mia!!! Doesn’t shoot as many downtowners as Redick, but Marco has been a consistent performer. Getting over 25 minutes per game and has failed to score in double figures just three times this month.

The Wizards lost to Da Bulls, 94-113. Remember all the fans earlier in the season chanting, “We don’t need no Wall?” A bunch of Caspers now.

Bradley Beal:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 15 4 5 3 0 1 0/6 5/17 5/5

While Beal can run and initiate on offense, he is better suited working off the ball. Wall played two games ago and should be back against HOU on Tuesday.

Lauri Markkanen:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 23 6 0 0 0 1 5/8 7/11 4/7

I think Markkanen is going to be a star. Can’t wait to see the developments he makes in the offseason.

Bobby Portis:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 18 4 2 1 0 1 4/5 6/10 2/2

Only played 16 minutes. Do you like to live dangerously?

Sean Kilpatrick:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 14 6 2 0 0 1 2/5 6/13 0

Played 23 minutes and led the Bulls in shot attempts.

So, 12 players for CHI played at least 15 minutes, but no player received more than 26 minutes of run. Ha! Have fun trying to mine production. Might as well mine bitcoin while you’re at it.

Chris Paul did not play, but is expected to play on Tuesday.

James Harden:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
25 3 8 0 0 5 1/6 8/19 8/8

A limp performance. Should expect more of these, as the Rockets have nothing to play for.

When one of either Paul or Harden sit, Eric Gordon slides into the starting shooting guard role, while Gerald Green moves up the assembly line and takes on the microwave role.

Eric Gordon:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
18 3 1 0 0 1 2/4 7/15 2/3

Gerald Green:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
11 8 0 1 1 1 2/6 3/8 3/3

The Rockets should just change their name to the Houston Possums.

LaMarcus Aldridge:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
23 14 2 0 3 1 0 11/19 1/1

No laughing matter, as LMA led the Spurs to a 100-83 victory over the Houston Possums.

Rudy Gay:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 21 3 0 2 1 0 0/1 9/13 3/5

Played 24 minutes. I feel like the Spurs and Gay have been playing possum all season long as well. Wouldn’t surprise me if Gay goes nuts in the playoffs. He’s so versatile. With that said, he’s still probably recovering from all his injuries.

Myles Turner:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
24 8 0 0 1 1 2/4 9/15 4/5

Uh, officer. I was not going 100 mph in a 35 mph zone. At least that’s what my Odometer was telling me. So hard to trust Myles because he’s been so inconsistent, but the ceiling is super high. Only 22 years old, though. Yes, I’m going to fall for the bananna in the tailpipe again.

Victor Oladipo:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 30 4 12 5 1 2 3/6 11/17 5/6

Oladipo Ho! Oladipo Ho! Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I did not fully believe in the resurrection of Oladipo’s career.

Danilo Gallinari:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 7 6 1 0 3 1 0/3 1/9 5/5

Played 32 minutes. Second game back after missing 18 games. The shooting has been bad, but that’s to be expected. The contributions in the periphery have been nice, though. Clippers have a shot for that final playoff spot, so I’d expect all hands on deck.

Tyrone Wallace:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 9 4 2 1 1 3 1/2 4/7 0

Got the start at shooting guard and played 37 minutes. Has played 37, 35, and 34 minutes the past three games. Won’t be dropping 40-burgers anytime soon, but contributes across the board.

Montrezl Harrell:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 19 3 2 0 0 0 1/1 9/12 0

Played 21 minutes. Another per-36 monster, Harrell always has the potential for ceiling games. Tough to count on, though, due to the minutes restrictions. Would love to see what he could do in a full-time role.

Aaron Gordon:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 10 7 3 1 1 2 2/6 4/13 0

The Commissioner has been underwhelming, as injuries have taken a toll, but I still believe. May be tough sledding for the remainder of this season, but I’m very optimistic about his prospects for next year.

Jonathan Isaac:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 15 4 1 1 0 1 3/6 5/11 2/2

Played 20 minutes. Missed three games due to injury, so I’d expect the minutes to ramp up to the 26 minutes per game range soon. As long as he’s healthy, no reason for the Magic not to give him significant run to get experience.

Nikola Vucevic:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
10 14 3 2 3 0 0/3 3/19 4/4

I’m a fan of Vucevic. Big man that can score, shoot from outside, and play D. Really was a shame that he got injured earlier in the season.

DJ Augustin:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 7 3 0 0 0 1/5 8/14 3/3

Steady production with access to a ceiling game once in a while. Just remember that he’s DJ Augustin.

Mario Hezonja:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
14 2 0 3 1 1 3/8 5/12 1/2

Played 28 minutes. Super Mario hasn’t been too consistent, but has the ability to go nuts once in a while. It’s just tough with Gordon and Vuc sucking up most of the usage. And don’t forget about DJ! Never thought I’d be writing that.

John Collins:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 10 11 1 0 2 0 0/3 5/9 0

Played 33 minutes. Yes! More! I’m very, very excited to see Collins next season. I believe in his offensive skill set.

Taurean Prince:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 5 4 8 0 0 4 1/3 2/6 0

Played 27 minutes. 17.7 usage rate yesterday. He had been consistently in the 30 range. Me thinks aberration, but maybe the others are no longer deferring to His Highness. It’s time for everyone to get theirs!!!

Dewayne Dedmon:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
17 10 3 0 1 0 3/7 7/16 0

Three straight double-dubs. 16, 13, and 11 shot attempts. The numbers speak for themselves. Some intelligent ass numbers.

Mike Muscala:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
13 10 3 0 0 1 3/9 5/11 0

Came off the bench and played 25 minutes. Getting his.

Tyler Dorsey:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 19 0 2 0 0 2 3/5 8/11 0

Played 22 minutes. Allen Crabbe of the South.

Anthony Tolliver:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 10 12 1 2 0 0 2/4 4/7 0/1

April Fools!!! No, seriously. Tolliver played 33 minutes and grabbed 12 boards. He has 210 boards on the season, so 5% came yesterday.

Stanley Johnson:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
17 4 4 4 0 1 1/3 6/11 4/6

Played 35 minutes. SVG was very pleased that his Johnson performed well yesterday.

Reggie Jackson:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
29 4 3 1 0 5 0/1 9/22 11/13

Played 32 minutes, while Ish Smith (17 points) played 17 minutes. Numbers speak for themselves. Damn, we got some edumacated numbers up in here.

D’Angelo Russell:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 13 4 7 2 1 2 3/11 5/15 0

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Allen Crabbe:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
4 4 0 1 1 0 0/2 2/5 0

Only played 21 minutes. The Tyler Dorsey of the North.

Joe Harris:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 15 5 1 0 0 3 2/7 6/12 1/1

Played 29 minutes. Getting minutes. The shot attempts have fluctuated, but he’s scored in double figures four straight games.

Caris LeVert:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 10  1 7 1 0 3 1/6 4/10 1/1

Played 31 minutes. Is the main guy off the bench. Has triple-dub potential on any given night, due to his high usage rate.

Harrison Barnes:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
30 3 5 0 0 1 5/10 10/19 5/5

The most productive meh player in the league. With that said, the numbers speak for themselves. Damn, these nu…..I’ll shut up now. But before I go, Mehrrison Barnes is really messing with my boo’s usage.

Dennis Smith Jr.:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
14 4 6 0 0 7 2/6 6/17 0

Ok, maybe DSJ is messing it up for himself. Whatever. You shut up.

Maximillian Kleber:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
2 3 0 1 0 1 0/1 1/3 0

Played 27 minutes. Enough said. Still can’t believe this guy was getting 30 minutes of run a game earlier in the season.

LeBron James messed around.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 13 12 0 0 2 2/3 5/21 4/4

Played 39 minutes. Struggled a bit and really had to dig deep. Probably because of the presence of Maximillian Kleber on the court. If you own LeBron, can’t ask for a better situation. Team kind of sucks so need him to go hard every night.

Kevin Love:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
13 13 0 1 1 2 2/4 4/13 3/5

Played 36 minutes. Someone give him some smelling salts and put a helmet on his head!!!

Larry Nance Jr.:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
7 6 1 1 0 1 0 3/3 1/3

Got the start at power forward but only played 22 minutes. That makes me sad.

Jordan Clarkson played 25 minutes and scored 16 points. JR Smith played 26 minutes and scored 15 points. That’s so cute.

Russell Westbrook messed around.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 26 15 13 2 0 7 0/1 9/17 8/11

Number speak for thems…….I just slapped myself across the face. You’re welcome.

Paul George:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
27 8 2 3 0 1 3/11 9/24 6/6

Take it easy, Paul. Don’t want damaged goods when you come to LA.

Carmelo Anthony:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 16 6 1 0 0 3 4/8 6/16 0/2

I just always assume statistical error when I see a number in the AST column. Is Melo going to win a few games for the Thunder in the playoffs? Naw, who am I kidding?

Steven Adams:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 14 10 1 0 1 6 0 6/9 2/4

A nice correlation play with Russ. Too bad there’s no PPR scoring.

Anthony Davis:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
25 11 3 3 2 4 0 8/17 9/11

Something about numbers blah blah blah.

Rajon Rondo almost messed around.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
11 8 9 1 0 6 1/5 5/9 0

Played 34 minutes. R&R has been busy and doing plenty of work. Wonder what happens to this squad if they don’t make the playoffs.

Jrue Holiday:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
12 5 8 5 0 3 1/4 4/10 3/4

Jrue is true on most nights, but he does take too many Holidays for my liking.

Rudy Gobert:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
6 13 1 0 4 3 0 2/3 2/4

11% usage rate, but has such a profound impact on the game. Rudy! Rudy!

Ricky Rubio:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 23 7 3 1 1 1 5/6 9/14 0

We all should’ve known when Rubio came into the season looking like a White Walker. It was coming.

Donovan Mitchell:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 21 3 4 2 0 5 1/3 10/15 0

Soup. Her. Star.

Dante Exum:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 14 3 5 1 0 1 0 4/6 6/6

Played 17 minutes. Good to see Exum getting run again. Rubio has one year left on his contract so……..Exum could be the future.

The Jazz defeated the Timberpuppies, 121-97. It got so bad that Jonas Jerebko played 16 minutes and scored 13 points.

Andrew Wiggins:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
23 6 4 2 0 1 1/2 10/22 2/3

Getting Wiggy Wit It is not a successful formula in Minnesota.

Karl-Anthony Towns:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 20 7 2 0 0 3 0/4 7/13 6/6

Only the 13th time all season that KAT did not double-dub. Rudy! Rudy!

Jeff Teague did not play due to a sore knee. Tyus Jones got the start and played 33 minutes.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 15 0 4 4 0 1 2/4 6/13 1/1

Teague should be back for the next game, but if he can’t go, Jones will get the minutes. Don’t expect too much offensive production, but the D stats should be plentiful.

Marquese Chriss:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 8 1 1 1 4 1/2 9/15 3/5

Played 31 minutes. Chriss has Risen!!!

Dragan Bender:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 14 11 1 0 0 2 4/6 5/9 0

Prior to last night, Bender had scored in double figures once in 19 games. The few times that I’ve watched him play, he throws up some horrific looking shots. He’s only 20 years old, though, and there’s obvious potential. Will be interesting to see how he develops.

Tyler Ulis:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
12 4 9 2 0 5 1/4 5/14 1/1

Got the start at point guard and played 42 minutes. Should be fine, as he basically rested the entire season.

Danuel House Jr.:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 6 3 0 2 0 1/5 6/11 3/3

Played 34 minutes. Why not? Recalled from the G-League two games ago, House has played 34 and 25 minutes. As long as Booker and Warren remain out, House should see significant run….because, why not?

Draymond Green:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
13 6 12 2 1 3 3/5 5/8 0

Dray Day. Literally does it all.

Kevin Durant:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 29 11 8 0 2 1 3/6 12/19 2/2

Played 35 minutes. Third game back since missing six games due to injury. The steals are way down this year, 0.7 vs 1.2 career average. He’s just a nicer guy now, I guess.

Klay Thompson:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 23 2 2 2 0 1 2/5 10/19 1/1

How’s this for consistency? In the two games back since returning from injury, Klay has played 33 and 32 minutes, shot 10-of-19 in both games, grabbed 2 boards in each, dished out 2 and 1 dimes, and scored 23 and 25 points.

With Steph Curry out for the remainder of the regular season, Quinn Cook got the start again at point guard and played 34 minutes.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
19 4 6 3 0 2 3/5 7/11 2/2

Has scored double figures in 10 straight games. Trade Curry!!! In the month of March, 13.2 points, 3.2 boards, 3.1 dimes, 1.6 downtowners, 49% from the field, 40% from downtown, and 87% from the charity stripe.

Dillon Brooks:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
28 6 4 2 1 2 4/9 11/26 2/3

Played 38 minutes. What a game. Has shown flashes of this a few times this season. Just no consistency, but that’s to be expected as Brooks is a rookie. There was a stretch when he was getting 30 minutes a game and 15-17 shot attempts a game. Over the past few weeks, though, there have been 16 and 19 minutes games with 5 shot attempts in each. Just understand that the range of outcomes is very wide with Brooks.

Marc Gasol:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
7 5 2 1 1 1 1/2 3/6 0

Played 20 minutes. Why even bother?

Ivan Rabb:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
6 13 0 0 0 0 0 3/5 0

Played 24 minutes. Why not give the rook more run down the stretch?

Al-Farouq Aminu:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 17 10 0 1 0 2 3/6 5/8 4/5

Top 75 player over the past month.

Evan Turner:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 17 0 0 0 0 1 2/4 7/9 1/1

Such an Evan Turner line.

Damian Lillard:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
27 3 9 2 0 0 2/8 7/15 11/11

Should no longer be on the DL.

CJ McCollum:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 20 4 9 4 0 3 2/7 7/16 4/4

Best backcourt in the NBA?

DEN 128 over MIL 125 in OT.

Giannis Antetokounmpo:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
18 12 6 1 0 4 1/2 7/13 3/6

Good. Great. Gnarly. Gratifiying.

Eric Bledsoe:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 31 5 6 1 1 2 4/8 11/22 5/5

Bledsoe is good and has had a fantastic season. With that said, DEN is dead-last in defensive efficiency against the point guard position. Jamal Murray is rated 92nd out of 101 players in defensive real plus minus against the point guard position.

Jabari Parker:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
35 10 2 2 0 1 5/8 14/23 2/2

Played 39 minutes!!! He has risen!!! Guess there’s no more minutes restriction.

Paul Millsap:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
26 13 5 1 1 4 2/5 10/20 4/6

Played 39 minutes. That’s the Millsap we’ve been expecting and hoping for. DEN is currently in 9th place, one game back in the loss column to the Pelicans for the 8th and final playoff spot. Everyone on the Nuggets should get plenty of run.

Nikola Jokic:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 35 13 5 0 3 4 2/5 14/24 5/5

Played 44 minutes. Ain’t no Jokic. It’s winning time.

Jamal Murray:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 27 2 7 1 0 2 3/7 7/15 10/10

As bad as Murray is on D, he’s just as good on O.

The Kings defeated the Lakers, 84-83. Usually, that calls for, “No blurbs for you!!!” I’ll Passover this one time.

De’Aaron Fox:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
14 3 6 1 0 1 0/3 6/18 2/3

Led the Kings in shot attempts. Has flashed his potential at times, but also shown that he’s still a rookie. Should continue getting plenty of run down the stretch, though. Beep beep.

Bogdan Bogdanovic played 31 minutes and scored 15 points with 2 steals. Buddy Hield played 32 minutes and scored 19 points with 4 steals. Whatever you can do, I can do better, yelled Buddy from the hilltops of Sacramento. All glory and honor goes to Vivek. He knew. He’s always known.

Lonzo Ball did not play due to a knee issue. Alex Caruso got the start and played 30 minutes.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
7 4 2 1 1 3 1/3 3/7 0

Played 30 minutes. I like Caruso. He’s feisty, can shoot, initiate the offense, and play D. He’s had some highlight plays this season, even getting his dunk on.

Josh Hart:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
5 3 4 0 0 0 1/5 2/8 0

Had been the main beneficiary when an injury hit the Lakers backcourt. Maybe the Lakers give Caruso more run down the stretch. Something to monitor.