Author: Jay

Jay is a longtime Razzball everything who consumes an egregious amount of Makers Mark as a vehicle to gain wisdom and augment his natural glow. Living in the D.C. area, he also likes spending time visiting the local parks and feeding lettuce to any turtles he encounters, including Mitch McConnell.

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Austin Ain’t Just A City In Texas

by: Jay

True statement is a true statement folks. Since Luka has been out and with LeBron still suffering from old-man-itus (chill, this is shade on me too), Austin Reaves has been enacting a basketball strategy most akin to how the Russians handled Napoleon back in 1812. Scorchin’ that Earth, am I right? Aye, as you know, […]

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25-26 Fantasy Basketball Week 2 Rankings

October 27, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, 2025-26 Fantasy Weekly Rankings | 2 Comments

by: Jay

Where did the Week 1 Rankings go? Well, first of all, technically the final draft rankings counted on account of technicality (too little tech, so many counts), but Week 1 was just so wild, the rankings wouldn’t have mattered anyways. It would basically be Wemby on top and Terry Rozier starring in the new Dante’s […]

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Craziest Opening Week…So Far?

October 24, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 5 Comments

by: Jay

A lot of aggregated word of mouth out there is calling this opening stretch of basketball as the best ever, but honestly, is it really the best if half of the content is akin to watching a multi-car traffic accident in slow-motion? Don’t get me wrong, there’s been incredible on-the-court play, but you mix in […]

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Wembypocalypse Now

October 23, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |

by: Jay

No, it’s just not based on a famous movie’s title that was based on the existential dread one feels when watching Clippers get destroyed by an eventual 15-win team. Today’s title describes today’s official state of mind. We’ve talked about, they’ve talked about it, everyone’s talked about it; with Victor Wembanyama heading into his year-3 […]

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Same As It Ever Was…

October 22, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |

by: Jay

Basketball is back and it’s like it knew! In the epoch of AI, are we reaching a time and place where an entire league becomes sentient? Truly this theory was immediately confirmed when Draymond received his first technical of the season in the very first quarter of his very first game. Ah yes, all is […]

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Preseason Notes: 25-26 Season Primer

October 20, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 11 Comments

by: Jay

Look, I’m always honest with y’all, especially when it comes to your mother… I’m not sure what to really call this post. Is it a buy/sell type of thing? Sure, some of that. How about a mix of some news and notes, hot takes, some rankings and you guessed it, a bunch of references (classy […]

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Preseason Notes: Westbrook Bestbrook

October 16, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell | 6 Comments

by: Jay

If we’re talking strictly brooks, I can make very cogent arguments about how small-western streams are the best, but that’s only because the title allows me that vehicle to drive. So many metaphors, so little time folks. Anyways, if we’re talking Russell’s Westbrooks, I can also confirm that out of all the Russell Westbrooks of […]

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2025-26 Fantasy Basketball Rankings: Final Update

October 14, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Rankings | 4 Comments

by: Jay

So much finality! That’s right, we’ve reached the point in the preseason where most, if not all of you are either deep in your draft prep with drafts upcoming, or you’ve either just started or are in the middle of, or have already finished said drafts. Actually, that pretty much covers every type of condition, […]

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Preseason Notes: The Decision, Part Deux

October 8, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 17 Comments

by: Jay

Don’t forget to sign-up for our free RazzJam Tournament, an NFC fantasy basketball contest where the community joins with the experts to see who the best of the best of the best is! Drafts start on October 10th! Is LeBron a marketing genius or is LeBron a marketing moron? The real question is, can LeBoth be […]

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2025-26 Fantasy Basketball Dynasty Rankings: Overall

October 7, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Rankings |

by: Jay

Don’t forget to sign-up for our free RazzJam Tournament, an NFC fantasy basketball contest where the community joins with the experts to see who the best of the best of the best is! Roto Rankings: C | F | G | Overall Points Rankings: C | F | G | Overall Dynasty Rankings: C | F | G | Top-50 Welcome to the […]

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RazzJam 26: Free Fantasy Leagues Open, Sign-Up Now!

September 29, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Razzball Commenter Leagues |

by: Jay

As is tradition, I’m happy to announce the 2025-26 RazzJam Tournament. Leagues are now filling and sign-ups are open below! So here are the details: Football has the Scott Fish Bowl and RazzBowl. Baseball has the TGFBI and the RazzSlam. These tournaments are amazing because they allow readers and fans to compete with the titans […]

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Houston, We Have A Problem

September 26, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |

by: Jay

Aye, it’s the most obvious title AND the easiest. When the stars align! Unless you’re a Rockets fan, then you won’t respect the space metaphor, moreso, you’ll be anguishing on what this all means. Granted, this is not breaking news I am reporting on, no, the day I have to instantly write about a Fred […]

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