JB – We’re back with our second annual NBA Razzies, awarding the worst of the worst from the 2014-15 NBA Season! Last year’s ceremony was a pop culture sensation, a slamming of the dysfunctional Bucks and the [former] Luminescent Lithuanian. Speaking of luminescent, I’m here with Slim who looks radiant. What is that, some Oil of Olay exfoliant you’ve been using lately?
Slim – Really…? I mean, that’s my intro…? Really…?
JB – Yes, “really” as in I’m “really” happy with the turnout at the polls, as many of you patriotic citizens of Razzball Nation made your voices be heard in our 8 categories to be awarded tonight. And I have to say Slim, I got a sneak peek of the results, and I have to agree with most of our winners. Razzball Nation is so wise!
JB begins stroking Slim’s beard
JB – How did YOU get to be so wise, Slim?
Slim – I’ve got to sit here and put up with this AND do a Podcast with you in a few hours?! I’m firing my agent…
JB – …Speaking of firing, Brian Shaw is here! Donning a “please hire me, seriously ANYONE!” suit made by the fine tailors of Larry Drew.
Slim – Yes and Michael Carter-Williams is here, excited for tonight’s festivities as he’s up for multiple awards. I’m really having trouble figuring out what he’s showcasing on the red carpet… Looks like he’s in 4 XL jacket, but his pants barely go past his knees…
JB – Yup, that MCW has never been good with his ratios, Slim!
Slim – Correct you are JB, and with that, it looks like we’re ready to hand out our first award, so let’s tune in to the stage and start awarding our second annual Razzies:
Please, blog, may I have some more?