JB - We’re back with our second annual NBA Razzies, awarding the worst of the worst from the 2014-15 NBA Season!  Last year’s ceremony was a pop culture sensation, a slamming of the dysfunctional Bucks and the [former] Luminescent Lithuanian.  Speaking of luminescent, I’m here with Slim who looks radiant.  What is that, some Oil of Olay exfoliant you’ve been using lately?

Slim - Really…?  I mean, that’s my intro…?  Really…?

JB - Yes, “really” as in I’m “really” happy with the turnout at the polls, as many of you patriotic citizens of Razzball Nation made your voices be heard in our 8 categories to be awarded tonight.  And I have to say Slim, I got a sneak peek of the results, and I have to agree with most of our winners.  Razzball Nation is so wise!

JB begins stroking Slim’s beard

JB – How did YOU get to be so wise, Slim?

uncomfortable pause

Slim – I’ve got to sit here and put up with this AND do a Podcast with you in a few hours?!  I’m firing my agent…

JB – …Speaking of firing, Brian Shaw is here!  Donning a “please hire me, seriously ANYONE!” suit made by the fine tailors of Larry Drew.

Slim - Yes and Michael Carter-Williams is here, excited for tonight’s festivities as he’s up for multiple awards. I’m really having trouble figuring out what he’s showcasing on the red carpet…  Looks like he’s in 4 XL jacket, but his pants barely go past his knees…

JB - Yup, that MCW has never been good with his ratios, Slim!

Slim - Correct you are JB, and with that, it looks like we’re ready to hand out our first award, so let’s tune in to the stage and start awarding our second annual Razzies:

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[Reposting to the top!  Remember, polls close on Saturday night, so be sure and get your votes in for the 14-15 Razzies!]

The Razzies are back!  You’d think we’d want to distinguish the best across the NBA with our annual awards show, but where is the fun in that?!  Especially after this past month of injuries, DNPs, and tanking buffoonery.  Buffoonery I say!  So the second annual 2014-2015 NBA Razzies are here, a year after our debut awards gala.  Who could forget all our Larry Drew bashing?!  Our decorated awards panel have painstakingly put together the candidates for the prestigious Razzies, and once again, the results are voted on by you Razzball Nation!  Polls will be closed at the end of this Saturday night on April 4th, and we’ll release the winners in our awards ceremony next Tuesday.  We have 8 awards to bestow in the wall of shame, so vote once, vote often, and let your voice be heard Razzball Nation!

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Happy St. Patty’s Razzball Nation!  Who doesn’t picture Warwick Davis with claws when they drink 15 Guinesses?

For the third straight year, we’ll be having an awesome Razzball Hoops March Madness bracket pool, joinable through the magic of that link-ity link right there.  And for the prize, I decided to go with something more desirable than money.  Or power.  Or fame.  Ok, well probably not as good as anyadat, but the winner will get a prestigious spot in the Razzball Elite League!  We’ve got a few spots opening up for next season, so the winner of the Bracket will get their first choice of the team to take over.  So hop in today, may the cinderellas be with you, and good luck Razzball Nation!  Oh yeah, NBA… Here’s what went down last night in fantasy basketball action:

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JB - Welcome to the first annual 2013-2014 NBA Razzies!  A celebration and a spectacle of everything that went wrong for fantasy owners in the 2013-2014 NBA season.  We opened polls for fantasy owners to submit their votes on deserving nominees, and the tallies are in, the nominees are here, there really isn’t a more spectacular night for NBA fans, is there Slim?

Slim - That’s right JB, the entire Sydney Opera House is teeming with excitement as we welcome in the nominees, celebrities… I just talked with Jack Nicholson a moment ago, so glad he could make it out to support his Lakers.

JB - You know, I was surprised we could book this at the Sydney Opera House – –

Slim - Don’t doubt the straws I can pull in my native country!

Awkward Silence

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Razzball Nation!  No beating around the bush, here’s a link to brackets for our NCAA Tournament pool, try to topple me!  Which will be easy because I’ve only ever had one good bracket.  But it was a doozy!  The Chapel Hill Michigan St. year, had that final!  Last year – I picked Georgetown.  First round exit!  This year I’m going to be boring and have Florida going pretty far.  And pick Duke to do pretty good.  Lame.

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The 2013-2014 NBA Razzies are here!  The first annual Razzball Basketball Razzie awards have just been nominated, distinguishing the worst players, coaches, and franchises that hurt fantasy players this year.  The esteemed panel have gone through rigorous nomination sampling, but we bequeath onto you the final judgment!  So vote in each of our 8 categories below, with the awards ceremony and acceptance speeches next Friday.  Polls will close Wednesday night, so vote once, vote often, make your voice be heard Razzball Nation!

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It’s been a mad March!  There are no more perfect brackets out there, with FGCU the first 15 seed to ever make the sweet 16.  That’s more a Cinderella story than if Elizabeth Smart won the next leading role Oscar.  As Warwick Davis would say, “mehehehehehehe!”

 March Madness

Let’s take a look at the standings through the first three rounds of the NCAA Tournament:

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It’s that time of year – where even the die-hardest fantasy basketball fan gets their bracket pool together one the best tournament in all sports. You know it’s true.  And you know it’s still fantasy. I can fantasize over another UNC title in one of the most unlikely runs in tournament history…. OK so Kentucky fans don’t have that luxury, but they can suck it up!

Challenge yours truly in the ultimate Razzball Nation pool right here.  Winner will get some well-deserved Razzball love (who doesn’t wanna get absolutely smothered in it?) and I’ll keep up with some status updates as we plow through the fantasy playoffs.

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Razzball Nation!  As announced on our awesome Facebook page, join me in a March Madness pool to the death.  Join here to challenge yours truly in a bracket attack-et.  If you lose, Warwick Davis will terrorize you harder than  he did Jennifer Aniston.

I’ll shoot up another mini-post when the brackets are announced to remind you procrastinators, with a few updates as it goes along.  I’ve got UNC winning it all!  Wishful thinking.

Join today!

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