JB – The 3rd Annual Razzies are here! With the growing success from the 2013-14 Razzies and the 2014-15 Razzies, all of Hollywood is here for the event, traffic is blocked off in all directions, this is the ONLY place to be if you’re any sort of famous, isn’t that right Slim?!
Slim – …You’re not famous.
JB – Oh OK, just because you’re a national treasure in Australia and all I do is run this fubar Razzball Basketball outfit it makes you more famous than me?!
Slim just subtly shakes his head, with just enough of a menacing look…
JB – Anyyyyyyyyyyyway, all of the NBA world is here tonight, because even though the season is still going on, no one important is still playing isn’t that right Slim?!
Slim – Warriors are still rollin’ em out there!
JB starts stroking Slim’s beard again
JB – You’re smart…
Slim – Dammit, are you gonna do this EVERY friggin’ time at these things?!Please, blog, may I have some more?