Rundown of tonight’s dynamic slate of 10 Games with five Triple-Doubles on this Hump Day.
- RAPTORS -VS- (W) PISTONS
- Fred Van Vleet: Blessings to my dude for battling Covid-19 this month and making a full recovery.
- First game back and understandably rusty. The three steals and the 7-of-8 from the charity make it much more palatable. Yum.
- FVV is actually 3rd on the planet in steals rate at 1.7 SPG.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
12 |
1 |
4 |
3 |
– |
1 |
1 |
2-13 |
7-8 |
- Norman Powell: Stormin’ continues to throttle on full boogie and hold no prisoners.
- Hired mercinaries like him are merciless, they don’t stop to help any one (*zero assists) but who can argue at 14 kill shots in one fight.
- Killa Killa is growing bigger in confidence.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
43 |
3 |
– |
– |
– |
8 |
2 |
14-18 |
7-9 |
- Kyle Lowry: Kyle is a great and complete hooper. He finds a way with skill and max effort.
- His knowledge of self allows him mid-game to focus on playmaking when shot is falling short and drummed up 15 helpers.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
8 |
6 |
15 |
3 |
– |
– |
4 |
2-13 |
4-4 |

- Delon Wright: Delon almost messed around with a solid showing. He can help steady this young squad.
- Quietly, Delon is 10th in the League in Steals rate at 1.5 SPG. Shhhhh…
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
18 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
– |
– |
5 |
7-12 |
4-4 |
- Saddiq Bey: “Big ‘Ddiq” is emerging as an elite rookie. His upside is starting to manifest with consistency.
- Ddiq won this game for Dwayne Casey. This line drips in sweet efficiency.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
28 |
12 |
2 |
2 |
– |
6 |
– |
8-14 |
6-6 |

- CLIPPERS -VS- (W) MAVERICKS
- Kwahi Leonard: The Klaw collapses on all drives and snags all loose balls.
- He will strip the varnish off the fence with one wave of his fingers.
- Wait?! are his hands still growing??!
- His 1 for 4 from the charity stripe may imply growing hands… Kwahi is 4th in steals rate at 1.6 SPG.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
20 |
7 |
7 |
2 |
– |
1 |
2 |
9-21 |
1-4 |
- Paul George: PG13 looking sharp in this loss. Note: PG13’s hands are NOT growing, and therefore he made all three of this free throws.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
28 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
4 |
10-20 |
3-3 |

- Luka Doncic: Incredibly, this is Luka’s 9th career 40 burger in the Association.
- A productive and positive global impact is this talented kid having on the World’s view of basketball.
- This kid is a tank with a trigger-twitch sharp shooter rifle inside.
- Almost not fair to watch him dominate. Almost. Young Luka wins another game.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
42 |
6 |
9 |
3 |
2 |
6 |
4 |
16-28 |
4-5 |
- Kristaps Porzingis: Porzin-God is somewhat shadowed by Luka’s shine.
- That said, he provides a guaranteed double-double most nights.
- He just lost his lateral, and this equates to less blocks than in NYK days.
- Carlisle isn’t using his bench well. Plenty to eat for the Latvian.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
11 |
13 |
– |
– |
2 |
1 |
4 |
5-14 |
0-1 |
- CELTICS -VS- (W) CAVALIERS

- Robert Williams: Time Lord’s Stocks have ripened on the vine and are now sumptuously available at all Grocery Chains.
- Buy some Time-Lord Stocks. This kid is just getting started.
- I’d consider a trade for one of you vets for an upside, motivated big like he; The Lord, of Time.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
13 |
14 |
3 |
2 |
4 |
– |
1 |
6-7 |
1-2 |
- Jayson Tatum: Tatum continues to cook them taters. Tater Tott marvel.
- This kind of usage and only one TOV is elite.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
29 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
1 |
11-24 |
4-5 |
- Jalen Brown: Robust line taps into all facets of hoops.
- Jalen? More like Ja-Lean, as the Celtics really lean on him nightly to do it all.
- Scoring heavily and still maintaining a 1.2 SPG. Oh, no not more growing hands! 0 for 4 FTM is so un-Jalen.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
28 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
11-26 |
4-8 |

- Collin Sexton: The Young Bull is a force. When aroused, he puts the ball in the hoop. Chalk up another masterpiece for the Bull for the Win.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
29 |
7 |
6 |
– |
– |
2 |
4 |
10-20 |
7-7 |
- Darius Garland: Young Bull’s backcourt mate is showing out as-to-why Cavs fans feel that they are growing something special.
- They both get after it from deep and going downhill at the rack. Hence the seven and six FTA respectively.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
25 |
4 |
6 |
1 |
– |
2 |
2 |
9-16 |
5-6 |
- Larry Nance Jr.: 1.8 Steals per game from a big is rare territory. Health and time are the only things he can’t steal.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
18 |
10 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
2 |
2 |
7-8 |
2-2 |

- Hassan Whiteside: Mount Whiteside is stirring. Not erupting yet, but geologists in Sacramento predict a seismic shift soon, due to a fracture in the Marvin Bad-leg fault-line.
- Imagine the lava due to spew in the coming weeks while Bagley is out with a hurt wrist *(this time).
- Go grab Big Hass’ and ride him. His 0 for 2 again sheds light on the growing hands phenomenon witnessed in Kwahi.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
6 |
6 |
– |
– |
2 |
– |
2 |
3-6 |
0-2 |
- De’Aaron Fox: Swift as a fox indeed. Kids got moxy and hutzpah. Fast AF. Foxes love to experiment and push the limits. Hence, you must live with his capriciousness and proneness to unneeded TO’s.
- Foxes also love contact. Thus, Fox is expert at cuddling into the lane and rubbing his competitors before they can turn or react.
- That’s how F’n fast he is.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
28 |
1 |
7 |
5 |
– |
1 |
3 |
8-21 |
11-13 |
- Bradley Beal: BB is shooting the lights out like a naughty middle schooler out at dusk to damage safety lights down the boulevard uptown. He was chuckin’ tonight with nothing doing from downtown.
- Never-the-less, Beal is a true five-tool master, and thus just stepped into his buttery 20 footer and limitless penetrations.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
29 |
6 |
5 |
– |
– |
– |
4 |
12-20 |
5-6 |
- Russell Westbrook: Our 1st Triple-Double of the evening, folks!
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
26 |
14 |
10 |
1 |
– |
1 |
6 |
8-19 |
9-12 |
- Rui Hachimura: Rui put forth a nice line. Not an exciting baller, but like The Black Falcon, Harrison Barnes, he can do a lot in a supporting, calm way.
- Perhaps Rui is the…….”Japanese Falcon”?
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
17 |
9 |
– |
2 |
– |
– |
1 |
7-15 |
3-3 |
- Alex Len: Available in many leagues. Perennial hot-and-cold streamer. Now may be the time to stream him once again.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
13 |
12 |
3 |
– |
– |
– |
2 |
5-7 |
3-3 |
- (W) BUCKS -VS- 76’ERS in Overtime.
- Giannis Antetokounmpo: Greek Freak staying in his lane for the win.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
32 |
15 |
5 |
– |
– |
– |
6 |
13-22 |
5-8 |
- Donte DiVencenzo: Donte getting run this week. He boards well and ranks 41st in steals with 1.1 SPG.
- May lose minutes to impending incoming free agent, veteran P.J. Tucker.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
20 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
– |
4 |
1 |
7-16 |
2-2 |

- Ben Simmons: Big Ben went hard at the rack last night. With Joel on the sidelines, he’s going to take some more drives.
- Ben is our 2nd Triple-Double of the evening, folks.
- The DPOY candidate is dazzling, dishing, and thefting at a high rate. Ben is 9th in the Association with a steal rate of 1.5 SPG.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
13 |
10 |
12 |
2 |
2 |
– |
7 |
6-16 |
– |
- Tobias Harris: Tobias is pissed! All-Star snub means ball out! Consider a trade for him as he is determined to ball hard!
- Tobias with an edge is my favorite. Not the smily Toby. Tobias getting stocks vaults him.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
19 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
8-23 |
2-2 |
- Dwight Howard: Future HOF’er got some Tiger left in the tank *(Too soon?). Whilst Joel is gimp, consider streaming Dwight.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
13 |
15 |
– |
1 |
1 |
– |
2 |
6-11 |
1-2 |

- (W) NETS -VS- PACERS:
- James Harden: True Jedi. Truly playing chess while most are playing checkers.
- Yummy rare 40-Burger Deluxe, Triple-Double Double-Decker supreme, and hold the mustard.
- Strip club Don evidently cannot get Covid-19…..It’s all here, Volume, Efficiency, Defense, Precision. Masterful.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
40 |
10 |
15 |
2 |
– |
2 |
2 |
13-27 |
12-14 |
- Nicolas Claxton: The emergence of this lanky, trill lad with the most eye-sore braids in the league, *(Now that Jordan Bone left) 🙂
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
11 |
8 |
1 |
– |
2 |
5-10 |
– |
5-10 |
1-2 |
- Domantas Sabonis: Our 3rd Triple-Dub of the eve! What an amazing line from this All-Star Wizard. Impressive career arc.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
18 |
11 |
11 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
4 |
8-11 |
1-3 |
- (W) NUGGETS -VS- HORNETS:

- Nikola Jokic: MVP! MVP! MVP!
- Our 4th Triple-Dub of the Eve! What a treat!
- Joker only needed three quarters to do so in this stellar blowout.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
12 |
10 |
10 |
– |
– |
– |
3 |
6-7 |
– |
- Michael Porter Jr.: Nice line tonight. He scores and rebounds. That is all.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
28 |
13 |
1 |
– |
– |
3 |
2 |
11-17 |
3-4 |
- Terry Rozier: Continues to ball in a refined, new way. Up and Up for Terry.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
21 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
– |
3 |
2 |
7-13 |
4-5 |
- HEAT -VS- (W) GRIZZLIES:
- Jimmy Butler: Jimmy is caffeinated and killing it. Espresso Jimmy is en Fuego. Jimmy IS #heatculture.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
– |
2 |
1 |
10-20 |
2-3 |
- Bam Adebayo: Bam Bam is damn damn good. Ruggedly efficient. Rare point forward/enforcer.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
15 |
12 |
6 |
2 |
– |
– |
3 |
5-11 |
5-6 |
- De’Anthony Melton: When my buddies and I would adventure with L.S.D. back in the day in Virginia, we would call a hard trip, “Melting Face.”
- Thus, tonight showed Melton, Melting face!
- Q: Will you melt with Melton and shift your view of time?
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
13 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
– |
1 |
1 |
4-9 |
4-4 |
- (W) WARRIORS -VS- ROCKETS:
- Jordan Poole: Admittedly, as a Warrior fan, I do NOT like Poole.
- That glib type of scorer, who doesn’t dig in on defense gets my scorn.
- That said, with Steph hurt and Paschall in Covid-19 protocols, now is the time to stream Poole in 12-teamers.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
23 |
1 |
2 |
2 |
– |
6 |
– |
8-16 |
1-1 |

- Draymond Green: Our 5th Triple Double of the night! What an auspicious night of Hoops!
- Long live Round Ball!
- Glad to see a resurgence of his defensive sense of urgency this season.
- Dray ranks 10th in the Association with a steals rate of 1.5 SPG.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
16 |
12 |
10 |
– |
1 |
1 |
4 |
7-8 |
1-1 |
- Christian Wood: The return of the noble knight!
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
21 |
9 |
2 |
– |
1 |
– |
3 |
8-12 |
5-11 |
- Kevin Porter Jr.: Showing his upside.
- Oh no! His hands must also be growing! 4-for-8 on free throw, that’s the only explanation!
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
25 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
– |
3 |
5 |
9-18 |
4-8 |
- (W) SPURS -VS- BULLS:
- Jakob Poeltl: Poeltl breakin’ out! The Spurs center of the future flashing his potential now.
- Ya, Jakob!
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
20 |
16 |
1 |
– |
– |
– |
2 |
9-11 |
2-5 |
- Derrick White: Back from a toe problem, he’s showing his knack for comprehensive production, albeit when healthy.
- Prayers for healthy feet.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
17 |
4 |
5 |
– |
2 |
2 |
1 |
4-14 |
7-7 |

- Thaddeus Young: Stalwart and rugged. Seasoned and robust.
- This guy is a fantasy prototype.
- 18th in steals at 1.3 SPG. Go trade for him and reap his abundance.
- Coach Billy Donovan trusts Thad to run his offense. And you should too.
- #teamthad.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
16 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
– |
6 |
8-16 |
– |

- Zack LaVine: All-Star has become a revelation.
- He and/or Julius Randle could win Most Improved as All-Stars.
- What a world we live in, folks.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
29 |
6 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
2 |
12-21 |
2-3 |

- Patrick Williams: He Won’t Win ROY. He won’t wow you with tons of highlights, either.
- What he will do is use his size and strength, night after night in old school fashion to consistently manifest double-doubles and play winning basketball.
- Their club may not be winning, but these three Bulls are playing like a symphony together.
PTS |
REB |
AST |
STL |
BLK |
3PT |
TOV |
FGM |
FTM |
10 |
14 |
1 |
– |
– |
2 |
2 |
4-7 |
– |