Take Him To Detroit

The City of Detroit has long been the s**thole of America. High crime. Low tax base. Corruption. Racial tension. Having the auto industry shut down plants and move them to other areas certainly didn’t help. One of my favorite movies of all-time, The Kentucky Fried Movie, put it best.

I remember during the housing crash, I’d log onto sites like Trulia, Zillow, and Redfin, to see the true carnage. There were places in Detroit that you could buy for under $1000. Insane. Not all was bad, though. The Pistons teams of the late-80s, early-90s brought bling and optimism. Yes, they were the Bad Boys but bad equaled good in that context. Could history be repeating itself? Since Blake Griffin was acquired by the Pistons, the team has rattled of four straight wins. His presence has been so immense that the team gets a win even when he doesn’t play. Last night, Blake went:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
21	9	6	0	0	3	3/7	9/20	0

Since arriving in Detroit, Blake is playing 36 minutes, scoring 20 points, grabbing 9.5 boards, dishing out 6 dimes, blocking 1, and stealing 0.5. It’s only been a three game sample, but things are looking on the up and up. The cheapest house that I can find on Zillow in the Detroit area for a 4bds, 1 ba, 1,777 sqft is $5,900. That’s progress.

Here’s what else I saw last night:

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Al-Farouq Aminu:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
9	13	1	3	0	2	1/5	3/11	2/2

Top 100 player that contributes a little something something across the board. Not sexy, but neither is your front door. Both are functional and do what they are supposed to do.

Maurice Harkless:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
6	0	2	1	0	0	0/2	3/5	0

Got the start at small forward and played 24 minutes. Scored 19 points and grabbed 8 boards last night. A microcosm of his career.

Shabazz Napier:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
8	1	3	1	0	2	2/6	3/12	0

Played 26 minutes. In a deep league, he’s worth a look. Will get low-20s in minutes and hoist up shots when he’s in the game.

Andre Drummond:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
17	17	5	1	3	4	0	7/12	3/4

Never forget about Dre. Stocktonator never forgets, as it loved him last night. Has double-dubbed in seven straight games. Over that span, 34.4 minutes, 19.1 points, 17.4 boards, 3.7 dimes, 3 blocks, and 2.2 steals. Top 5 player.

Reggie Bullock:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
13	6	3	3	0	0	3/5	4/8	2/3

All the writers at Razzball have been telling you to pick him up. Did you listen?

Anthony Tolliver:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
15	7	1	0	0	1	3/6	6/9	0

A big man that can shoot from downtown and grab a few boards. Has played 27 and 28 minutes the past two games.

Luke Kennard:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
12	2	4	0	0	1	1/2	5/7	1/2

Played 24 minutes. Just thought you guys would like to know.

Dwight Powell:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
8	10	4	0	1	2	0	2/3	4/6

Got the start at power forward and played 29 minutes. Has now played 29, 31, and 28 minutes the past three games. Need boards? KA-POWell’s your man.

Dennis Smith Jr.:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
12	3	5	0	0	9	2/7	5/17	0

I’m sad. And sick. Let me just get through this. It’s ok, boo. Tomorrow’s a new day.

Wesley Matthews:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
23	2	5	1	2	2	7/12	7/16	2/2

Matthews is Aminu with a new operating system.

Danilo Gallinari:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
28	5	2	0	0	1	4/5	9/13	6/6

Played 34 minutes. The Rooster is back! Until he’s not.

Tobias Harris:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
19	5	2	3	0	1	1/5	9/20	0/2

Played 35 minutes. Doing just fine in his new environment. Remember that video I posted from my favorite movie at top? Well, Harris gets to experience the complete opposite.

DeAndre Jordan:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
6	13	3	1	2	2	0	3/6	0

A good possibility that he gets traded. The Cavs reportedley offered JR Smith, Tristan Thompson, and their first-round draft pick for Jordan. His contract situation could be a detriment to a trade, though, as DJ is a free agent after the conclusion of the season. Many teams may not want a rental. Anyways, wherever he lands, he should continue to do what DJ do.

Markieff Morris:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
11	10	2	0	0	2	1/5	5/13	0

Played 29 minutes. A tough shooting night, but he’s had trouble with Thaddeus Young in the past. With John Wall out, Morris should continue getting usage. The optimistic development has been his use at the 5 when the Wizards go small.

Bradley Beal:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
21	1	3	0	0	6	1/4	9/16	2/2

The usage bump is great with Wall out. I’ve mentioned in the past that Beal is probably better with Wall on the court, though, as he can utilize screens and shoot spot ups. With that said, he always has the potential to drop a 50-burger on any given night.

Kelly Oubre Jr.:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
15	7	2	1	1	0	1/4	4/9	6/8

Played 32 minutes. He’s getting the run, but the usage rate is below 20%. I still believe in him going forward. Does a little of everything which is nice.

Bojan Bogdanovic:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
29	4	2	1	1	1	5/7	9/15	6/7

Played 37 minutes. A 3 & D player without the D. Not the end of the world for fantasy owners, but for women? Would be problematic, unless they are lesbians.

Lance Stephenson:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
13	9	6	2	0	6	1/7	4/14	4/6

Got the start because Oladipo was out. I love Lance, but won’t be fantasy relevent unless there’s an injury.

Domantas Sabonis:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
15	4	2	0	0	3	0/2	7/12	1/3

Played 27 minutes. Obviously, much better when the Odometer sits, but he still gets upper-20s run. Arvydas nods approvingly, “Dah, dah.”

Joe Young:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
17	2	0	1	0	0	5/8	6/10	0/1

With Darren Collison out for a few weeks due to knee surgery, Corey Joseph (7 points, 2 boards, 4 assists) got the start, but Young is the guy you want. He’s the more skilled offensive player and got 28 minutes of run compared to the 36 for CJ.

Mario Hezonja:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
20	5	3	2	1	0	4/9	7/14	2/2

Got the start with Aaron Gordon out and played 32 minutes.

The point guard shituation for the Magic. Elfrid Payton played 25 minutes, Shelvin Mack played 27 minutes, and DJ Augustine played 23 minutes. Your guess is as good as mine.

Josh Richardson:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
20	2	2	1	0	2	0/1	8/13	4/5

My son! Top 60 player for fantasy on the season. Top 50 player for the past month. Top 45 player for the past two weeks. Top 40 player for the past week. Looks like a chart of the stock market. Unfortunately, down is good for fantasy. Not so much for stocks.

Hassan Whiteside:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
19	14	1	0	0	1	0	8/16	3/5

Played 23 minutes but did not play in the fourth quarter again! You know why?

That’s why. Bam Adebayo.

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
18	10	1	1	2	0	0/2	6/13	6/8

The stuff I saw from him during the Summer League had me like, <insert mouth dropping gif>. Euro stepping defenders and clowning guys in the open court. The Heat are trying to trade Hassan and Bam is a big reason why.

Kelly Olynyk left last night’s game after seven minutes due to a shoulder strain. His status going forward has yet to be determined. Bam is going to get more run, but Jordan Mickey could snatch a few more minutes.

Tyler Johnson:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
12	3	4	0	0	2	2/7	5/14	0/1

Played 32 minutes. Limited upside so long as Dragic and JRich are healthy, but he gets minutes and usage.

Wayne Ellington:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
5	3	2	0	0	0	0/8	0/9	5/5

Played 29 minutes. Still getting minutes and shot attempts, but the dynamics are much different now.

Derrick Favors:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
19	7	1	0	0	3	2/2	7/11	3/4

Played 28 minutes. Can really help a team that needs a big. Curious to see where he lands. Being an UFA after this season could cause some issues similar to DeAndre Jordan’s situation, but I don’t see it being too big of an impediment.

Joe Ingles:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
18	5	3	2	1	1	4/5	7/12	0

Played 30 minutes. Top 100 player for fantasy. Will drain the 3, not turn the ball over, and chip in a little across the board.

Donovan Mitchell:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
2	0	3	1	0	3	0/2	1/6	0

Played only 19 minutes, as he was still ill.

Rudy Gobert:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
19	10	1	1	1	1	0	7/8	5/5

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Now, pronounce it how his motherland would.

Ricky Rubio:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
20	3	11	0	0	2	1/3	8/19	3/4

Over the last week, Rubio is the number 4 player in fantasy. We should’ve known when he entered the season looking like a freaking White Walker. Well, winter has come and Rubio is not taking any prisoners.

Royce O’Neale:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
13	6	3	0	0	1	1/1	6/7	0

The team loves Rolls Royce. The last three games? 20, 32, and 27 minutes. Is aggressive attacking the basket, can shoot from downtown, and get his 211 on. Looks to have carved out a nice little niche for himself.

Rodney Hood:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
30	3	3	1	0	1	4/4	12/14	2/2

Has such a lovely stroke and, at 6′ 8″,  can literally shoot over most defenders. Always a threat to drop 30. As with anything pertaining to the Hood, danger always lurks right around the corner.

Alec Burks was a DNP-CD. Waiting on deck for when Hood gets injured.

Nikola Mirotic:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
5	3	2	1	0	2	0/4	2/8	1/2

Played 33 minutes. Shit happens. He’ll be fine.

Rajon Rondo:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
18	3	8	1	0	3	4/6	7/13	0/2

Played 30 minutes. Has now played 30, 21, and 34 minutes the past three games. Prior to that, he eclipsed 20 minutes in one of five.

Jrue Holiday:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
28	5	3	2	0	2	2/5	13/21	0/1

With Cousins out, Holiday should get a ton of usage.

Ian Clark:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
14	2	2	0	0	1	0/2	7/11	0

Played 19 minutes. The Pelicans got blown up 109-133, so I wouldn’t look too deep into this performance.

Dwight Howard:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
19	7	1	0	1	2	0	9/11	1/5

Streak of double-dubs is ended at 12 games.

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
2	3	2	0	0	1	0	1/3	0

A 3 & D player without the 3? A fantasy player without the fantasy? If you need to roster MKG, I shall pray for you.

Wilson Chandler:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
2	0	0	1	0	0	0/1	1/4	0

Played 21 minutes. Am I writing about MKG here? I guess it really wouldn’t matter because the words of ineptness would be applicable for both.

Nikola Jokic:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
15	16	7	2	0	3	2/4	5/11	3/3

No freaking Jokic this guy is. Till death do us part. I think the Stocktonator has the same idea because it had loved Jokic last night.

Jamal Murray and Will Barton both scored 18 points. So cute. Barton did dish out 8 dimes, while Murray dished out 7.

Gary Harris:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
27	1	2	1	0	2	5/7	9/13	4/5

Harris is a machine. Borderline top 25 player for fantasy.

Trey Lyles:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
11	7	1	0	1	0	2/4	4/8	1/2

Played 24 minutes. It’s a travesty that Lyles doesn’t get more run. Oh well. Let’s try and make the best of the situation. Y’all ready? Uno……Dos…….Trey!!!!!!!!

Bobby Portis:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
18	14	4	2	0	1	2/6	7/19	2/4

Got the start at power forward and played 32 minutes. Markkanen did not play in this game, but is expected back for the next one. The minutes should creep back down to the mid-20s. Portis can still deliver, though, because he packs a big punch.

Zach LaVine:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
27	3	2	1	0	2	4/8	9/18	5/5

Played 31 minutes, which is back-to-back games at that number. I’m wrong on many things, but I really missed it with LaVine. Didn’t think he’d come close to playing 30 minutes. Dude is a monster if he can stay healthy.

Paul Zipser:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
10	4	2	1	1	2	2/6	3/10	2/2

Played 32 minutes. Will be irrelevant when Markkanen returns, but keep him in mind if players go down in the future.

Justin Holiday:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
20	4	2	1	0	0	4/7	6/10	4/5

Has the accuracy of a SCUD missle most of the time, but every once in a while will hit his target. If you launch 100 missles, I’d hope that at least one would hit it’s target. A pure minutes/volume play.

Willie Cauley-Stein:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
7	6	1	0	0	1	0	3/7	1/2

Only played 17 minutes, as he was hampered by foul trouble all night long. Sing it Lionel.

De’Aaron Fox left the game due to a sprained ankle. X-rays were negative. If Fox were to miss any time, then George Hill gets a boost.

Bogdan Bogdanovic:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
15	4	4	2	0	0	3/7	3/9	6/6

Played 31 minutes. A fine night for the Bogdanovic’s! Did some Eastern European entities deposit some Bitcoin into the Matrix before the games last night?

Buddy Hield:

PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TOV	3PT	FG	FT
11	2	1	0	1	0	3/7	4/10	0

Played 21 minutes. Vlade is in the lead for his bet with Vivek, right?