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Entering last night’s game, Giannis Antetokounmpo was 131st on Yahoo rankings, mainly due to the high turnovers, low free throw percentage, and lack of threeecolas. Well, Giannis said F U to all the rankings and went HAM last night:

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
31 15 4 0 2 3 1/3 13/29 4/6

Granted, it was the Knicks but I don’t see many teams being able to slow him down, especially in this Budenholzer offense. He’s averaging a ridonkulous 16.5 rebounds, 25.5 points, 6.4 assists, 1 block, and 1 steal so far. The usage rates for each game have been 41, 38, and 37! The lack of threeecolas have always been an issue, and I don’t see that improving too much this year. The poor free throw shooting should improve, as he’s a career 74% from the charity stripe, and the turnovers should abate by a huge margin. Currently, he’s at 7 per game, while his career rate is 2.5. Ain’t nothing but a G thang, baby! G will be that top 10 player you drafted sooner rather than later.

Here’s what else I saw last night:

Kemba Walker

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
26 5 5 1 0 1 2/7 11/22 2/2

The Kemba Label continues to be a hit at Club Borrego, where the lights strobe quickly and the bass is bumping a hundred times a minute. Prior to last night’s game, Kemba was leading the league in shot attempts with 98. He’s leading the Hornets with a 32.9 usage rate. Kemba on the rocks ain’t gonna cool this Hornet down. No sir.

Frank Kaminsky

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
2 1 0 0 0 0 0/1 1/3 0

Played 5 minutes. Not a bad gig for $3.6 million a year.

Malik Monk

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
10 2 3 0 2 2 2/5 4/12 0

Played 25 minutes off the bench. Nice to see contributions in the periphery cats, but the shooting efficiency continues to be an issue. He’s a nice guy to have at the end of the bench because he’s going to jack up plenty of shots, plays in a fantasy-friendly environment, and there’s serious upside if he gets more minutes.

Kyle Lowry

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 2 14 2 1 1 3/6 5/9 3/3

Lowry’s a top 10 player for fantasy right now. Hollaa! Beep. Boop. Boop. The Stocktonator was all over Lowry last night (not literally), as he was the #4 overall player. Lesson? Pay heed to the Stocktonator. Anyways, Lowry is playing so well right now; shooting, defense, and getting his teammates involved. And there’s the added usage boost when Kawhi sits. Hopefully he stays healthy.

Danny Green

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 6 2 1 2 1 4/6 6/8 0

So inconsistent but he is a true 3-and-D player. When he’s not sucking, Green is money from downtown and will provide the D stats. Otherwise, you’re not getting anny. I’ll see myself out now.

Jonas Valanciunas

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
17 10 2 2 2 0 0 7/8 3/4

Played 20 minutes. In four games so far, JV has played 20, 19, 14, and 20 minutes. He’s tough to rely on but there’s no doubting his production when he does play. He’s more a points and boards guy, but will occassionally step up from JV and produce varsity numbers like last night.

Pascal Siakam

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
4 5 2 0 0 2 0/1 2/4 0

I really want to like Siakam because he oozes with both real-life and fantasy potential. The minutes, though. Like JV, he’s only getting around 20 mpg (21.3 to be exact). I’m a believer in Siakam and a stubborn mule, but I’d understand if you went a different direction.

Wendell Carter Jr.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
4 9 4 0 1 3 0/1 2/7 0

Got the start and played 32 minutes. This should be his gig the rest of the season. The offensive game may take some time to develop, but the blocks and boards will be there. 4 dimes? With all the black holes on the Bulls, he may end up with the second-most total for the year.

Kris Dunn

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
9 4 7 0 0 4 1/4 4/13 0

You need dimes that bad? You’s a dime feign. The percentages will be low and the turnovers will be high. Sounds like the strategy for a buffet joint.

Zach LaVine

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
34 3 2 2 1 5 5/7 11/15 7/8

Well, shoot. I may turn out to be a donkey on this one, as LaVine is balling like an All-Star. Gotta give a shout out to Brent. Too bad he’s probably busy jerking off to his LaVine poster. Can’t argue the contributions across the board, even providing the D. You’ll take the high turnovers if he can maintain this level. I have my doubts, especially with the efficiency, but I’m not such a stubborn mule that I’d change my stance if I see a trend has developed.

Justin Holiday

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 0 1 2 0 1 4/6 5/9 2/3

Played 37 minutes after getting 38 the prior game and has reached double figures in all three games. A 3-and-D player, who will drain threeecolas and get his 211 on, I do have my doubts on the efficiency. He’s a career 39% shooter for heavens sake.

Jabari Parker

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 3 1 1 0 1 2/3 8/14 2/3

There was a time I used to smoke a ton of weed and go play hoops with my buddies. I swear, the basket looked like a hula hoop to me. I’d be clapping and asking for the ball saying, “Yo, I got this. I’m in the zone.” In my mind, I was splashing Js left and right, but I have a sneaky suspicion that wasn’t the case. That’s who Jabari Parker reminds me of, Stoned Son.

DeAndre Jordan

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
18 16 0 0 1 3 0 8/11 2/2

That song always makes me happy, as I’m sure DJ owners are seeing that line from him.

Wesley Matthews

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 2 4 2 0 1 4/11 6/15 4/4

Not sexy but….11 threeecolas attempted!!! And played 32 minutes. And is another year removed from his injury. With Doncic, DSJ, and DJ on the court, Wes is going to get plenty of good looks.

Dennis Smith Jr.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
7 1 3 0 0 4 1/5 2/11 2/2

You make it into Son’s Recap one of two ways; by balling out or being a buster. My boo unfortunately fell into the latter. The inefficiency is what troubled him last season and it looks like it’s still lingering around. I still believe in DSJ, but the road is going to be a bumpy one.

JJ Barea

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
9 4 4 0 0 1 1/7 3/11 2/3

Only averages 21 mpg, but is dishing out over 10 assists a game. And he jacks up shots. Now, the assist number is obviously going to come down, but he’s still going to be a nice contributer in that category regardless.

Chandler Parsons

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
0 1 0 0 0 1 0/1 0/2 0

Played 6 minutes before leaving the game due to injury.

Shocker.

Marc Gasol

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
18 13 4 1 0 1 3/5 6/15 3/4

That’s what I’m talking about Marc! He had been pretty crappy the first two games, but the real Marc finally showed up. May have been a let down spot for the Jazz after that hard-fought, emotional loss to the Warriors the prior game, but whatever. Grit and Grind and Gasol.

Mike Conley

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
23 7 4 3 0 1 1/6 6/20 10/11

I’ve been high on Conley since the preseason and think he has a very nice year. Will contribute in everything but blocks.

Kyle Anderson

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
4 4 2 0 1 1 0/1 2/5 0

So why did Memphis sign Mr. Anderson to a 4-year, $37 million contract again? He played 21 minutes and should not be on rosters outside of the deepest of leagues.

Joe Ingles

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
9 8 5 2 0 2 1/7 4/13 0

Ingles shot like an average Joe, but he maintains a high floor due to contributions in the periphery categories. Going into last night’s game, Jingles was the #3 player in all of fantasy.

Rudy Gobert

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
11 12 1 1 2 1 0 4/6 3/5

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Was the 19th player in fantasy before last night’s game. Such a beast. Will be elite in FG%, rebounds, and blocks.

Ricky Rubio

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
6 3 5 1 1 2 1/5 1/8 3/3

Donovan Mitchell

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
14 3 4 2 0 6 1/7 6/17 1/2

Like I said, I’m chalking up the poor performances to the hangover from the Golden State loss.

Myles Turner

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 3 1 1 1 1 1/3 6/13 3/3

I feel like I’ve walked 500 Myles for Turner, but man….it’s getting difficult. Played 26 minutes and didn’t do much. Maybe I need to buy some new shoes?

Bojan Bogdanovic

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 5 0 0 0 4 4/5 8/12 0

Led the team with 36 minutes and tied for the high in points. Bojan is a good defender, so he will usually see a lot of court time. He can shoot and will go on a heater from time to time, but if you keep expectations low, then you’ll be fine.

Darren Collison

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
5 4 6 2 0 2 0/2 1/6 3/4

I got a lot wrong this year, but I feel good about my call on Collison. He sucks and Cory Joseph is there to siphon some of his minutes. Now that I think about it, I’m the worst. Taking victory laps 4 games into the season over Darren Freaking Collison. My seppuku knives have been sharpened and I will see you guys in the afterlife. Arigato.

Tyreke Evans

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
2 3 1 0 0 2 0/1 1/5 0

Only played 15 minutes. No foul trouble. So strange. He had been averaging around 23 minutes and 11 field goal attempts, so I’ll brush it off as an outlier game. I like Tyreke, as he will contribute threes, boards, assists, and steals. Unfortunately, any kind of ceiling is capped due to the limited number of minutes he will get.

Karl-Anthony Towns

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
17 15 0 0 2 3 1/5 6/12 4/4

The double-dub leader last season with 68, KAT finally notched his first of the season. Meow.

Andrew Wiggins

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
2 0 1 0 0 0 0/1 1/3 0

Only played 8 minutes due to injury, a quad contusion that’s been labeled day-to-day. I’d check on Brent to see if he’s ok, but he’s still probably jerking off to his LaVine poster.

Derrick Rose

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
11 2 5 1 0 1 0/4 4/12 3/3

Played 27 minutes and….

Dayam! Rose isn’t the most efficient shooter, but he’s getting minutes and contributing across the board. I felt dirty picking him up a few days ago, but whatever. I’ve done worse.

Josh Okogie

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
12 4 0 3 0 2 1/6 5/13 1/1

The rookie played 24 minutes and looked good. He got run primarily due to the Wiggins injury, but he did get the start the other night when Jimmy Butler sat. Rose is probably the better pick up between the two if you had to get down and dirty, but Okogie is someone to keep an eye on.

Trevor Ariza

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
6 5 2 0 0 1 1/6 2/12 1/1

Yuck. Played 35 minutes, though, and the environment is fantasy-friendly. I like T & A, but TA is messing up the picture.

Deandre Ayton

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 14 5 1 0 2 0 6/11 8/8

He is the truth. Will perform his big man duties, but doesn’t stop there. 5 dimes and 8-for-8 from the line? Lovely. Ayton has a nice face up game and can drill the mid-range J. Oh, he plays in one of the fantasy-friendly environments out there.

Devin Booker

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
28 5 6 2 0 9 3/9 11/21 3/3

9 turnovers! No bueno, but the rest of the line is juicy. DA and DB are going to have fun pursuing that C.

Josh Jackson

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
3 1 1 0 0 3 0/1 1/5 1/2

Played 19 minutes. Why? So that Isaiah Canaan can play 26 minutes and shoot 3-for-8? Doesn’t a Booker/Jackson backcourt make more sense?

TJ Warren

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
27 4 3 2 1 0 3/5 12/17 0

4…3…2…1…0….

Ahhhhhh, it’s been a while since I’ve been able to post that. Always hits the spot. Thanks TJ. I forgot to mention that he did all that in 24 minutes. Granted, the Suns got blown out by 20 but stats are stats.

Draymond Green

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
5 5 8 4 0 2 0/2 1/4 3/3

Draymond has been…..booty. Going into last night’s game, he wasn’t even in the top 200 for Yahoo and is 135 according to Basketball Monster. He’s not shooting and it’s not like he’s not getting good looks. He’s turning down or hesitating on wide open ones. With that said, I’ll side with the body of work over his career rather than go crazy over a four-game sample. If you can somehow pry Green away from an owner for cheap, then more power to you because he’s more than likely going to end up as a top 40-50 player when it’s all said and done….like he has for his entire career.

Kevin Durant amazing. Steph Curry awesome. Blah blah blah.

Jonas Jerebko

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
13 5 3 1 0 1 3/5 4/8 2/4

Played 21 minutes. Jerebko is the blowout indicator, although he did hit the game winner against the Jazz two games ago. That’s cool of Kerr to let him get his REVENGE!!! Arrrggghhhhh.

Markieff Morris

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
28 9 1 1 1 1 6/10 9/15 4/4

The Wizards/Trail Blazers game went to OT, so many of the stats are inflated. For Morris, he did all his damage in 25 minutes. And he was in foul trouble. What a boss. Now, Morris does this once or twice a month so that you actually have to contemplate using him, but don’t do it to yourself.

Otto Porter Jr.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 10 0 2 1 1 0/4 6/16 4/5

Metric-whore my ass!

Bradley Beal

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
25 8 7 0 1 0 5/9 10/25 0/1

Played 43 minutes. Craig was all over Beal in the preseason. Mazel tov my British compadre!

Kelly Oubre Jr.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 6 0 1 1 0 3/3 9/13 1/1

Played 39 minutes and is the main guy off the bench for the Wizards. Points, rebounds, and threeecolas, but not much else.

Al-Farouq Aminu

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 15 0 1 0 2 3/5 6/8 1/2

Aminu is one of those guys that’s perfect for the end of the bench, outside of a streaming spot. He starts, plays a ton of minutes, can hit the threeecola, and provide rebounds.

Jusuf Nurkic

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 18 2 2 0 2 0/1 9/16 4/4

Nurkic is so skilled, yet so inconsistent. He has the ability to go HAM every night, but doesn’t. That makes me sad.

Damian Lillard

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
29 8 8 1 0 5 2/10 7/21 13/15

Didn’t shoot well, yet still ends up with 29 and almost messed around. 13-for-15 from the charity stripe! Y’all know what time it is….

CJ McCollum

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
13 4 4 1 0 2 1/9 5/25 2/2

Sorry. I can never resist.

Nik Stauskas

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
15 8 3 1 0 2 3/6 5/10 2/2

Played 30 minutes. Won’t always get the minutes, but when he does, will get his shots up and convert. A really good shooter, especially from downtown.

Enes Kanter

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
14 13 2 0 0 2 0 6/12 2/2

A double-dub machine. Imagine if he could play D? Anyways, currently tied for the lead in double-dubs with 4. He’s played 4 games. Last season, he finished with 39. Me thinks he crushes that number.

Trey Burke

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
19 5 4 1 0 3 0/3 9/18 1/1

Only played 22 minutes, but he’s averaging 27 on the season. Burke starts, will jack up his shots, grab a good number of boards for a guard, dish out some dimes, and get his 211 on.

Tim Hardaway Jr.

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
24 2 3 0 0 2 3/9 10/23 1/2

Is averaging 28 points and 22.7 shot attempts a game! Also 2 steals a game, but don’t expect much else.

Noah Vonleh

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
11 5 1 0 2 1 0 3/5 5/6

Only played 19 minutes and is averaging 16.7 so far on the season. The points are inconsistent but he’s getting his board on. Don’t expect much else, though.

Mario Hezonja

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
18 4 3 2 0 2 2/5 8/16 0

Did not start, but played 30 minutes off the bench. Super Mario was the main beneficiary of the injury to Kevin Knox, who is out for at least a couple of weeks.

Damyean Dotson

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
14 8 0 2 0 0 4/8 5/13 0

Played 32 minutes and benefitted from the injuries to Courtney Lee, Emmanuel Mudiay, and Knox. The second-year player had a 30 & 10 game at the end of last season, so he has the capacity to fill up the sheet. Someone to keep an eye on if those aformentioned continue to sit.

Khris Middleton

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
30 7 2 1 0 2 7/8 11/14 1/2

So silky smooth, Middleton is one of the underrated players in the NBA. With his YMCA game, he’s going to be dominating whatever court he’s on well into his 60s.

Eric Bledsoe

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 4 13 2 1 2 2/7 6/11 2/2

#22 on Yahoo and #12 on Basketball Monster. Bledsoe is a freaking beast and the Budenholzer offense is going to unleash him on the rest of the league.

Jonathan Isaac

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
18 12 0 1 0 0 2/4 8/12 0

Played 26 minutes. I was getting a little worried there for a bit, but I held strong. Whew. I BELIEVE!

Nikola Vucevic

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
24 12 1 3 0 0 1/2 11/18 1/2

So good, as he can score from inside and out. He was also one of only a handful of players to be in the elusive 1/1/1 club last season (3pts, steals, and blocks). Currently, a top 15 player and should remain there barring health.

DJ Augustin

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
10 3 10 0 0 2 3/7 3/13 1/2

Played 30 minutes. Shot like shit, but provided those dimes that you rostered him for. Not sexy but gets the job done.

Evan Fournier

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
14 6 10 0 0 0 2/5 5/13 2/2

Known more for his shooting ability, the 10 dimes were nice. Just don’t expect that to be a regular thing.

Jaylen Brown

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
5 5 3 0 1 1 1/4 2/9 0

Got the start and played 31 minutes. Remember when I said Brown could be Kawhi 2.0? Hey look over there! A UFO!

Kyrie Irving

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 8 5 2 1 4 2/8 10/19 0

Played 34 minutes. I’ve seen a lot of people trading away Kyrie. He may lose some usage, but he’s still gonna get his. The ceiling may be lowered just a tad bit, though.

Jayson Tatum

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
7 10 4 0 0 0 0/5 3/12 1/2

Even Statham and Channing had their bombs.

LaMarcus Aldridge

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
37 10 5 1 1 1 0 13/22 11/18

This game also went to OT. Played 40 minutes. No one is LMAO now.

DeMar DeRozan

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
32 8 14 1 0 2 2/5 11/29 8/9

Remember when I faded DD during the preseason? Hey! Look over there. A woman with DDs!

Jakob Poeltl

DNP. Dante Cunningham got the start and played 29 minutes. I think that’s all you need to know about Poeltl.

Kyle Kuzma

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
37 8 3 0 0 2 4/10 15/25 3/4

Got the start with all the suspensions and led the Lakers in scoring. Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz.

LeBron James

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
32 8 14 1 1 5 2/5 11/25 8/11

He’s good.

JaVale McGee

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 8 1 1 1 1 0 7/13 2/3

Played 28 minutes. Is fantasy viable due to the environment and his play, but normally won’t get much more than 20 minutes.

Lonzo Ball

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
14 6 6 1 0 1 3/7 5/9 1/2

Got the start and played 33 minutes. No more restrictions and should get over 30 minutes a game, even when Rondo returns. Will be a nightly triple-dub threat and his shot from downtown looks to be improved.

Josh Hart

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 10 1 2 0 1 4/7 8/14 0

I Hart Josh. Played 39 minutes even though he came off the bench. Dude is so solid, as he contributes across the board. A good real life and fantasy player.