As I mentioned last week, every Wednesday I will release tiers for G/F/C in rotating fashion. This early in the season, there won’t be too many changes unless dudes like Danny Granger or Brandon Rush go out for a lengthy amount of time. The other exceptions are guys like Ersan Ilyasova who have STUNK SO BADLY that they pretty much demand me move them down. Here’s the original tiers, last week’s Guard tiers, and next week will be the Centers. Look for more in depth analysis as we get deeper in the season but for now there’s not too much moving around. If you disagree with my tiers, then f*ck you. Whoops! I meant if you disagree, flame me in the comments. Lol, I did it again…let’s try one last time…if you disagree, please enlighten everybody in the comments with your well thought out argument.
Small Forwards:
Top 3 overall, idiot: LeBron James, Kevin Durant
I’m sexy and I know it: Carmelo Anthony, Josh Smith, Rudy Gay
Party rocking: Nicolas Batum, Paul George
Bangarang: Andre Iguodala, Paul Pierce
Call me maybe?: Gerald Wallace, Andrei Kirilenko, Luol Deng, Danilo Gallinari, Thaddeus Young, Kawhi Leonard
Should I stay or should I go?: Al-Farouq Aminu, Ersan Ilyasova, Mike Dunleavy, Evan Turner, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
Gangnam Style!: Dorell Wright, Carlos Delfino, Chandler Parsons
Lithium: Jared Dudley, Marvin Williams, Corey Brewer, Ronnie Brewer, Jae Crowder, Tobias Harris, Wilson Chandler, Steve Novak
Smells like Teen…Nah, just smells: Trevor Ariza, Harrison Barnes, James Johnson, Jonas Jerebko, Hedo Turkoglu, Jeff Green
Power Forwards:
Victoria’s Secret Models: Pau Gasol, Paul Millsap, Kevin Love
Almost as sexy: LaMarcus Aldridge, Al Horford, Dirk Nowitzki
Hotter than you realize: Ryan Anderson, Anthony Davis, Chris Bosh, David Lee
But-her-face: Blake Griffin
Plain Jane: Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Zach Randolph
Sneaky hot: Kenneth Faried, Anderson Varejao
Cougars: Carlos Boozer, David West, Luis Scola, Kris Humphries
Gonna holler: Glen Davis, Kevin Seraphin, Taj Gibson, Derrick Favors
Macy’s catalog models: Jason Thompson, JJ Hickson, Elton Brand, Michael Beasley, Trevor Booker, Brandon Bass, Amir Johnson, Jared Sullinger, Shawn Marion, Boris Diaw, Andre Drummond
Beaten with the ugly stick: Tiago Splitter, Thomas Robinson, Antawn Jamison, Gustavo Ayon
