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Ask and ye shall receive (unless it’s money, I’m broke).  If you see anyone I missed or guys that you think should be included (I did NOT miss Hasheem Thabeet), shout it out in the comments.  I’ll tell you which tier I’d put em in or why I did not/would not include them.  I tried to do ~160 players since our Razzball Commenter Leagues are 12 teams x 13 players = 156 players.  Speaking of RCL’s… Want to join one?  WE NEED COMMISSIONERS!!!!  Learn how to be one here.  There are prizes and no entry fee!  Alrighty, here are the rankings.  Be gentle.

Point Guards:

Top 3 overall, idiot:  Chris Paul

Nom nom nom:  Russell Westbrook, Ty Lawson, Kyrie Irving, Deron Williams

Nom nom:  Goran Dragic, Brandon Jennings, Kyle Lowry, Mike ConleyStephen Curry

Nom:  Rajon Rondo, Steve Nash, Tony Parker, Jrue Holiday, Jeremy Lin

Boom or Bust:  Raymond Felton, Damian Lillard, John Wall

Upside!!!!:  Isaiah Thomas, Jeff Teague, Kemba Walker, Brandon Knight

Upside:  Mo Williams, George Hill, Darren Collison

Upside down:  Luke Ridnour (Own while Rubio is out), Jameer Nelson, Mario Chalmers, Greivis Vasquez

Downside: Devin Harris, Ricky Rubio, Andre Miller, Kirk Hinrich

By the wayside:  Jarrett Jack, D.J. Augustin, Ramon Sessions, Jose Calderon, Austin Rivers

Shooting Guards:

Might get murdered for this:  James Harden, Dwyane Wade

The Kobe Bryant Tier:  Kobe Bryant

Please stay healthy:  Monta Ellis, Eric Gordon

Biting my fingernails:  Joe Johnson, Marcus Thornton, Manu Ginobili

Oh Hell Yeah:  Kevin Martin, Klay Thompson, Wesley Matthews

Biting my toenails:  Tyreke Evans, Lou Williams, Ray Allen, O.J. Mayo

Teases:  Gordon Hayward, Arron Afflalo, Jason Terry, Bradley Beal

Will probably get burned: Jason Richardson, Dion Waiters, J.R. Smith, Rodney Stuckey

Your icepack for the previous tier:  Jordan Crawford, Daniel Green, Alonzo Gee, Courtney Lee

Frostbitten:  DeMar DeRozan, Chauncey Billups, MarShon Brooks, Tony Allen, Ben Gordon, Gerald Henderson

Small Forwards:

Top 3 overall, idiot:  LeBron James, Kevin Durant

I’m sexy and I know it:  Josh Smith, Carmelo Anthony, Rudy Gay

Party rocking:  Paul George, Danny Granger, Andre Iguodala, Paul Pierce, Nicolas Batum

Bangarang:  Danilo Gallinari, Ersan Ilyasova

Call me maybe?:  Gerald Wallace, Luol Deng, Thaddeus Young, Kawhi Leonard, Andrei Kirilenko

Should I stay or should I go?:  Evan Turner, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Wilson Chandler, Jared Dudley

Gangnam Style!:  Jeff Green, Chandler Parsons, Brandon Rush, Jae Crowder

Lithium:  Steve Novak, Harrison Barnes, Jonas Jerebko, Dorell Wright, Carlos Delfino

Smells like Teen…Nah, just smells:  Brandon Roy, James Johnson, Trevor Ariza, Hedo Turkoglu

Power Forwards:

Victoria’s Secret Models:  Pau Gasol, Paul Millsap, Kevin Love

Almost as sexy:  Al Horford, LaMarcus Aldridge, Dirk Nowitzki

Hotter than you realize:  Ryan Anderson, Anthony Davis, David Lee, Chris Bosh

But-her-face:  Blake Griffin

Plain Jane:  Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Zach Randolph

Sneaky hot:  Kenneth Faried, Kris Humphries

Cougars:  Carlos Boozer, David West, Anderson Varejao, Luis Scola, Elton Brand

Gonna holler:  Kevin Seraphin, Glen Davis, Taj Gibson, Derrick Favors

Macy’s catalog models:  Tiago Splitter, Michael Beasley, Trevor Booker, Amir Johnson, Gustavo Ayon

Beaten with the ugly stick:  Brandon Bass, Jason Thompson, JJ Hickson, Thomas Robinson, Antawn Jamison, Shawn Marion

Centers:

Wanna know my shoe size?:  Al Jefferson, Andrew Bynum

You’re HUGE: Dwight Howard (move to #1 in H2H), Marc Gasol, Greg Monroe, DeMarcus Cousins

I <3 you:  Marcin Gortat, Roy Hibbert

Over-Rated (clap, clap, clapclapclap): Serge Ibaka

I might be insane:  Nikola Pekovic, Brook Lopez, Joakim Noah, JaVale McGee

Playing with fire:  Tyson Chandler, Andrew Bogut, Amare Stoudemire, Andrea Bargnani, Nene Hilario, Chris Kaman

Lob City: DeAndre Jordan, Omer Asik, Jonas Valanciunas

Ugh:  Samuel Dalembert, Bismack Biyombo, Tristan Thompson, Spencer Hawes, Emeka Okafor

OMFG Byron Mullens:  Byron Mullens

More desperate for attention than Amanda Bynes:  Greg Stiemsma, Marcus Camby, DeJuan Blair, Ekpe Udoh