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Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 16
A shortened week 16 has concluded in our Razzball Elite league, and with a huge 8-1 win, Kap's Team has taken over first place. He sure…
- JB Gilpin
- February 18, 2014
- 33
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: The All All-Star Edition
It's finally here: All Star Weekend! It's a shortened week, so you get a shortened article. Like New Years Eve, I'm getting hyped up to…
- Dan A
- February 16, 2014
- 24
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
A Much Needed All-Star Break
The All-Star Break is here! With skills competish, Mike & Mike in the evening, and everyone's favorite - the Slam Dunk Contest. It's exactly what…
- JB Gilpin
- February 14, 2014
- 80
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
These Hips Don’t Lie
When Glen Davis went to the pre-season Magic weigh-in, the trainer was like, "355 Big Baby, really?" "These hips don't lie!" And in a very full slate…
- JB Gilpin
- February 13, 2014
- 50
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: Week 15: A Prelude To Some Slam Dunk Funk!
I love the All Star break, the dunk contest specifically. I know that I'm in the minority - it's a sham - but I was…
- Dan A
- February 12, 2014
- 4
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Stashing Cash In The Kaman Islands
So, the Feds are after you. Your Ponzi scheme and billions of dollars are up for seizure. Well, that, or your $20 league dues and…
- JB Gilpin
- February 12, 2014
- 37
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 15
Week 15 has concluded in our Razzball Elite league, and with another winning week, The Nature Boy has retaken sole possession of first place. Unfortunately for…
- JB Gilpin
- February 11, 2014
- 10
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Bucks Big Men Go The Way Of Roadkill
"Deer in the headlights". Makes sense for this team! And it starts with the pack leader Mr. Larry Drew, who we've slammed on ad nauseam…
- JB Gilpin
- February 11, 2014
- 46
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: The Dwight Stuff
Gotta hand it to that Daryl Morey character. Somehow, someway, the Houston Rockets' GM has made it possible to like Dwight Howard again, simply by…
- Pete Nice
- February 10, 2014
- 37
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Professor Plumlee, In Brooklyn, With The Career Game
So imagine you're heading into fantasy hoops last night, wondering what the headline would be. You knock on the mansion's door and Tim Curry is…
- JB Gilpin
- February 10, 2014
- 38
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Even Ballers Get The Blues…
Sometimes there's not much you can do to affect your situation. If you're reading this, digging this deep into the murky ether of the worldwide…
- Dan A
- February 8, 2014
- 68
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
A Tale Of Two Broken Noses
One team. Two broken noses. Four bloody nostrils. One protective face-mask company that has lost a client. In case you missed it, in the battle…
- JB Gilpin
- February 7, 2014
- 103
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Plunging Into Dynasty Despair
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a brothel. The Priest says to the Rabbi... …
- Slim
- February 6, 2014
- 23
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Play Em Against Those Sixers!
As we mentioned a few months ago, the Philadelphia 76ers D is bad. Like D League bad. They could use some D league! At one…
- JB Gilpin
- February 6, 2014
- 73
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: Week 14: The Second Half, Muy Caliente
I love the second half of the season, because, let's face it, while the first half is enjoyable, it's too damn long. The games mean…
- Dan A
- February 5, 2014
- 11
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
“Forget It, Jake. It’s The Lakers!”
The Lakers and dear ol' coach Doh-toni are just an absolute mess right now. And just to make things even more interesting, there are injuries,…
- JB Gilpin
- February 5, 2014
- 67
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 14
Week 14 has wrapped up in our Razzball Elite league, and we've finally got a shake-up atop the standings. Feeling a lot less nature-y this past…
- JB Gilpin
- February 4, 2014
- 11
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Yeeaaaaaaahhhhhh Foye!
I might be making this up, but doesn't Denver play the Flavor Flav "Yeah Boy!" when Randy Foye hits a three? Well I hope they…
- JB Gilpin
- February 4, 2014
- 61
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: A Sully-ed Reputation
Whoa, domino. We've seen it time and again in this year of NBA action, which has looked more like an episode of “E.R.” wrapped inside…
- Pete Nice
- February 3, 2014
- 18
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Super Bowl Sunday Fail
Super Bowl Sunday was a fail across the board. Joe Namath messed up the coin toss. The Red Hot Chili Peppers refuse to wear shirts.…
- JB Gilpin
- February 3, 2014
- 59
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Can You Afford To Buy What I’m Selling??
Last time I'm gonna mention it, I'm not a masochist, but last week, I suggested that Terrance Ross should be dropped. Well, I think he…
- Dan A
- February 1, 2014
- 60
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Hardaway Way Back
Just like a vacation to Cape Cod, Tim Hardaway Jr. got a sabbatical Mike Woodson's bench at the start of 2014. "My New Year's resolution…
- JB Gilpin
- January 31, 2014
- 34
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Sports, Spandex, And Selleck, Oh My!
I could tell what JB was thinking just from the look in his eyes, or what I could see of them, but he had to…
- Slim
- January 30, 2014
- 42
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Prep Your Giant Horn, Because Niiiiiiikola Is Back
Man, that title seems all sorts of wrong... But what is right is Nikola Vucevic returned to action last night For a solid 16/10 dub-dub…
- JB Gilpin
- January 30, 2014
- 55
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: Week 13: Much Like My Predictions, The Season Is All Downhill From Here!
So, you may have heard, gentle readers, that Terrence Ross had a pretty good night on Saturday, dropping 51. Many would say that that would…
- Dan A
- January 29, 2014
- 4
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Kobe Out At Least Three More Meeks
Breaking news! Kobe Bryant is injured. No one has been talking about this. And in a further Razzball exclusive - he's old. Not exactly the…
- JB Gilpin
- January 29, 2014
- 51
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 13
Week 13 has wrapped up in our Razzball Elite league, with The Nature Boy treating the rest of the league like his home state of North…
- JB Gilpin
- January 28, 2014
- 10
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Deron Williams Tries His Best Eli Manning Impression
Deron Williams could sell Citizen Eco-Drive watches too! "Be precise! Be powerful! And whatever you do, don't in-bounds the ball on a terrible underthrown pass…
- JB Gilpin
- January 28, 2014
- 71
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Wonder Twin Powers Activate
Yeah, I think about the Thompson Twins. They sang one of the 1980s most epic cheese ballads. And yeah, I think about the Minnesota Twins,…
- Pete Nice
- January 27, 2014
- 36
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Ross Can!
Ross can! Rosssssss can! Ross can get me the tickets! Somebody call the Police, because Terrence Ross is on fire! Or, ummm, do we call…
- JB Gilpin
- January 27, 2014
- 50
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Good Greivez, I’m Stuckney With The Bill…
Waa-Wuuuuh... That is the written version of the sad trombone. This week's title is a flop, just like Lance Stephenson's excuse for flopping, amirite? He…
- Dan A
- January 24, 2014
- 57
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
You Can’t Spell LaMarcus Aldridge Without MVP! Oh Wait… I Mean… Ummm…
Remember back in the day when you played Oregon Trail every waking moment? I only sorta remember because I kept getting dysentery... But I imagine…
- JB Gilpin
- January 24, 2014
- 117
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – The Law Of Attracting A Trade
Making a trade in fantasy basketball can be a daunting task. We all want something for nothing but that's only a reasonable expectation if we…
- Slim
- January 23, 2014
- 62
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Kings Of Leon On The Court
Last night was a doozy. Flummoxing. I actually had to look up flummoxing to be sure it worked. And it does! But there are numerous…
- JB Gilpin
- January 23, 2014
- 59
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: Week 12, Halfway There!
You guessed it. We are halfway through the Fantasy season. Week 12 of 23. The mid-point. 50% done. I gather you get it, so I…
- Dan A
- January 22, 2014
- 17
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
A Wintery Splintery Absentee Ballot
Yeah, I don't think that title made any sense... But alas weather hath wreaked it's icy cold fist of skulduggery and given me very little…
- JB Gilpin
- January 22, 2014
- 92
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 12
Week 12 has wrapped up in our Razzball Elite league, with The Nature Boy continuing his reign of terror over us dynasty-ers. Dynasters? Dynastians? Kardashians! The…
- JB Gilpin
- January 21, 2014
- 7
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Chicago Backcourt No Longer A Full House
The Bulls are a lot like the Tanner children. Whatever the hell the name of the youngest the Olsen Twins played is Derrick Rose -…
- JB Gilpin
- January 21, 2014
- 134
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: The Pelican Brief
When the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl in 2009, it was a great example of how the Sports Karma Gods can sometimes rush…
- Pete Nice
- January 20, 2014
- 45
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Emergency Sessions
In case you missed it (and let's face it, who's watching Bobcats games?), Kemba Walker had a scary ankle roll Saturday night and will miss…
- JB Gilpin
- January 20, 2014
- 98
