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Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Right In The Raptor Eggs! Walker Off, Raps, Walker Off…
That title is pathetic. But so am I, juggling Christmas shopping, and my obligation to the Razzball faithful. This Article will be the equivalent of…
- Dan A
- December 20, 2013
- 111
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
So Long “Guess The Kobe Stat Line…”
Man! I was loving that game! Through three contests (the inaugural one in the comments then when adopted into the piece), I didn't get a single…
- JB Gilpin
- December 20, 2013
- 112
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Presents: A D-League Walkabout
The misadventures of JB and Slim will not be shown today at its normally scheduled time due to Slim's sudden disappearance into da bush. Instead…
- Slim
- December 19, 2013
- 52
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Brandon Has A Career Knight
Yea yea I know... Of all the "Knight" puns, that's the best ya got?! Man did Brandon Knight have a huge game last night, notching…
- JB Gilpin
- December 19, 2013
- 116
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: Oh Thank Heaven For Week 7
It was a week to remember. We laughed, we cried, and I think we learned something new about ourselves, a la Full House weekly episode…
- Dan A
- December 18, 2013
- 34
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
When Lillard Hands Out A Dimebag, Everyone’s A Blazer!
Ahhhh weed jokes. The Pacific Northwest. Their team is the Blazers. Rasheed Wallace used to play for them! But I don't think Oregon has legalized…
- JB Gilpin
- December 18, 2013
- 60
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 7
Another week has wrapped up in the Razzball Elite League, with The Nature Boy still in first despite losing 4-5 to a scrubby team. Yes…
- JB Gilpin
- December 17, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Everyone Scoring 30!
As my good friends at Mr. Show previously theorized, 24 was thought to be the highest number. "What about 30?!" And then NBA scorers were…
- JB Gilpin
- December 17, 2013
- 88
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Booker, Dan-O
It was a mere two weeks ago that we were here, in this very space, talking about the living embodiment of a game of "Q*bert,"…
- Pete Nice
- December 16, 2013
- 30
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
IT2: Judgment Day
Pretty much anyone involved in the big Rudy Gay trade has gotten nothing but positive return except Greivis Vasquez. Poor Vasquez... And easily the biggest…
- JB Gilpin
- December 16, 2013
- 99
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Waiver Shopping At Leuer Prices, Guaranteed.
I trust everyone has been a good boy or girl this year, and has sent their wish list to Santa already, right? I have it…
- Dan A
- December 13, 2013
- 123
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
LaMarcus Aldridge: Dropping A Rainbow Line And A Goromotaro Like A Meteor Shower
Anyone stay up to watch some of the Geminid meteor shower start up last night? I love astronomy. And it's not really that different from…
- JB Gilpin
- December 13, 2013
- 94
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Enough Is Enough, Or Is It?
I would like to get your opinion on something. It's been bothering JB and I to the point that we finally made a friendly wager…
- Slim
- December 12, 2013
- 45
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Larry Drew: Chase Him Out Of Town With Torches And Pitchforks
I hate you Larry Drew. First you go and make your son Larry Drew II feel like he's some sort of special talent and have…
- JB Gilpin
- December 12, 2013
- 59
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: It’s Beginning To Look. A Lot. Like… Week Six
Ok Fight Fans, the white stuff is falling in many of the basketball cities: New York, Brooklyn, Chicago, Denver, Toronto, Milwaukee, Denver, Cleveland, Minnesota... which…
- Dan A
- December 11, 2013
- 19
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
John Henson: A Night Of Rainbows
In what was some brutally bad basketball last night, John Henson led the woeful Milwaukee Bucks into Chicago against a Bulls team more battered up…
- JB Gilpin
- December 11, 2013
- 100
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 6
Another week has wrapped up in the Razzball Elite League, with The Nature Boy putting together a big 7-1-1 win to move into first place.…
- JB Gilpin
- December 10, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Leuer Me In!
If you recall back to last week, I remember talking up Jon Leuer as an interesting deep league play. Loved the out-of-position threes, the…
- JB Gilpin
- December 10, 2013
- 94
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Aloha, Mr. Hand
What if Roy Halladay changed his mind about retiring and switched to pitching left-handed as a means to extend his career? He’d look like someone…
- Pete Nice
- December 9, 2013
- 43
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Shaq: “Don We Now Our Gay Apparel!”
In Shaq-ramento, when Christmas carolers sing at your doorstep, if it's deck the halls you must insist a free a Rudy Gay jersey! You better…
- JB Gilpin
- December 9, 2013
- 83
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Black Mamba Coming Back!
Have you ever gone out with a nurse, or someone in pre-med? It sounds all sexy, and I'm not gonna lie, it was, but like…
- Dan A
- December 6, 2013
- 98
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Taj A-Haul
Now I'm not sure about this, but when Taj Gibson had a couple good games over the Thanksgiving week, I probably recapped and gobble-gobbled at…
- JB Gilpin
- December 6, 2013
- 95
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Holy Rookie Nookie, Batman!
As I look back on my fantasy basketball career, I find it astonishing how much the game has changed. Back when JB and I wore…
- Slim
- December 5, 2013
- 20
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Where There’s Smoke, There’s An NBA Scheduler Fired
Well, this is the peril you get playing in other countries... After a generator next to the stadium in Mexico City failed, last night's Spurs…
- JB Gilpin
- December 5, 2013
- 70
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap Week 5: Still Digesting The Last Week
So, I can safely say that we all are feeling a little over indulged this week. At times like theses, I simultaneously applaud the invention…
- Dan A
- December 4, 2013
- 25
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Healthcare.Mozgov
When the Obamacare website launched, it was a lot like the Nuggets. Load errors, mental mistakes, and only 6 people actually showed up because George…
- JB Gilpin
- December 4, 2013
- 98
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 5
The Razzball Elite League (REL) is through 5 weeks and Barking BassetHounds maintains the top spot in the standings. Another 6-3-0 victory gets them to 31-13-1 while…
- JB Gilpin
- December 3, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Ryan Anderson: Marathon Man
"Is it safe?" Dustin Hoffman was so not type B enough in that situation. Imagine Jeff Spicoli in that scene. "Dude, what are you doing…
- JB Gilpin
- December 3, 2013
- 57
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Hilariously Hilario
Maybe I’m just not into Nenê Hilario because of his name. I can understand why he wanted to go from Maybyner Rodney Hilario to Nenê Hilario…
- Pete Nice
- December 2, 2013
- 31
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Still Not Liking PBev Would Be Linsanity
Welcome back from Thanksgiving! After a week of indulgent eating, I'm back with an extra 20 lbs of writing weight. Those drumsticks went right into…
- JB Gilpin
- December 2, 2013
- 104
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Like Black Friday, This Article Is 70% Off
It's the time of crazed shopping for discounted electronics. The argument: "At that price, I couldn't afford NOT to get it!" will be heard all…
- Dan A
- November 29, 2013
- 125
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – It’s Really Easy Being Cheesy. See.
I have never seen JB so shaken up as he was the other day. Everything was completely normal when I walked in. Jude Judy was…
- Slim
- November 28, 2013
- 58
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: Injuries, Act Like A Turkey, And Get Stuffed!
Week 4, we hardly knew ye! The season is in full swing, and doubtless there are some owners who are wringing their hands, fretting over…
- Dan A
- November 27, 2013
- 4
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 4
The Razzball Elite League (REL) has just wrapped up week 4, with the Barking BassetHounds moving into a first place tie with our own Pete Nice with…
- JB Gilpin
- November 26, 2013
- 27
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Achilles Beal
My lead yesterday was about a weekend of injuries, and as much as I wanted to stay away from injuries in today's open, there's just…
- JB Gilpin
- November 26, 2013
- 93
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Bloomin’ Bogut
With all of the fantasy advice out there, is it ever really possible to sell high? Everyone from the newbies to the expert players knows…
- Pete Nice
- November 25, 2013
- 26
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Fantasy Hoops Turning Into The Walking Dead
So... It was a ridiculous weekend of injuries with the NBA pulling its best NFL impression. "Look how many people we can hurt too!" Right…
- JB Gilpin
- November 25, 2013
- 49
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Went Soul Searching, Came Up Empty Handed
We are, brothers and sisters, into our 4th week of fantasy, and things are starting to shake out, no? Stevie Blake continues to produce, and…
- Dan A
- November 22, 2013
- 101
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Blake Griffin: Went Back In Time To Teach Himself To Be A Fantasy Stud
Ohhhh, Blake Griffin. Well maybe stud is a reach... I don't want to change the title! With your powerful dunks and lifeless expression when you…
- JB Gilpin
- November 22, 2013
- 104
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Down Goes Foreman?
As JB and I sit at our local Starbucks at 4 PM, him in a 2-piece flannel Carolina Panther outfit he just woke up in…
- Slim
- November 21, 2013
- 18
