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Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Wonder Twin Powers Activate
Yeah, I think about the Thompson Twins. They sang one of the 1980s most epic cheese ballads. And yeah, I think about the Minnesota Twins,…
- Pete Nice
- January 27, 2014
- 36
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Ross Can!
Ross can! Rosssssss can! Ross can get me the tickets! Somebody call the Police, because Terrence Ross is on fire! Or, ummm, do we call…
- JB Gilpin
- January 27, 2014
- 50
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Good Greivez, I’m Stuckney With The Bill…
Waa-Wuuuuh... That is the written version of the sad trombone. This week's title is a flop, just like Lance Stephenson's excuse for flopping, amirite? He…
- Dan A
- January 24, 2014
- 57
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
You Can’t Spell LaMarcus Aldridge Without MVP! Oh Wait… I Mean… Ummm…
Remember back in the day when you played Oregon Trail every waking moment? I only sorta remember because I kept getting dysentery... But I imagine…
- JB Gilpin
- January 24, 2014
- 117
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – The Law Of Attracting A Trade
Making a trade in fantasy basketball can be a daunting task. We all want something for nothing but that's only a reasonable expectation if we…
- Slim
- January 23, 2014
- 62
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Kings Of Leon On The Court
Last night was a doozy. Flummoxing. I actually had to look up flummoxing to be sure it worked. And it does! But there are numerous…
- JB Gilpin
- January 23, 2014
- 59
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: Week 12, Halfway There!
You guessed it. We are halfway through the Fantasy season. Week 12 of 23. The mid-point. 50% done. I gather you get it, so I…
- Dan A
- January 22, 2014
- 17
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
A Wintery Splintery Absentee Ballot
Yeah, I don't think that title made any sense... But alas weather hath wreaked it's icy cold fist of skulduggery and given me very little…
- JB Gilpin
- January 22, 2014
- 92
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 12
Week 12 has wrapped up in our Razzball Elite league, with The Nature Boy continuing his reign of terror over us dynasty-ers. Dynasters? Dynastians? Kardashians! The…
- JB Gilpin
- January 21, 2014
- 7
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Chicago Backcourt No Longer A Full House
The Bulls are a lot like the Tanner children. Whatever the hell the name of the youngest the Olsen Twins played is Derrick Rose -…
- JB Gilpin
- January 21, 2014
- 134
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: The Pelican Brief
When the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl in 2009, it was a great example of how the Sports Karma Gods can sometimes rush…
- Pete Nice
- January 20, 2014
- 45
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Emergency Sessions
In case you missed it (and let's face it, who's watching Bobcats games?), Kemba Walker had a scary ankle roll Saturday night and will miss…
- JB Gilpin
- January 20, 2014
- 98
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: 2013 Dan The Barely Tanned’s Year In Review
Howdy. I'm back, y'all, From two weeks of vacay in Mexico. And I'm feeling very zen. Nothing like 8 days of rain to help you…
- Dan A
- January 19, 2014
- 43
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Steppin Up And Spittin Some Poe
JB really made me proud a few days ago. I guess it's become kind of a ritual for us now. I know laser tag in…
- Slim
- January 17, 2014
- 56
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Welcome To The Lance Party
Dude, I had the title "Breaking News - Nets File Paperwork To Relocate To London" all ready to go for a Nets open, then saw…
- JB Gilpin
- January 17, 2014
- 104
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
RainbOladipo Gives You A Pot Of Gold
No no no, that's not some sort of euphemism for not flushing... Victor Oladipo had a unreal game last night, almost giving the Magic enough…
- JB Gilpin
- January 16, 2014
- 112
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap Week 11: Weather On The Ones
This crazy winter weather man... We've got polar vortexes, then heat waves - I drove home last night in a thick fog that would make…
- JB Gilpin
- January 15, 2014
- 12
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Marcy Marc Returns To The Memphis Bunch
If you have been stashing (or if you're Grey, staching) Marc Gasol on your roster, you were feeling some Good Vibrations last night! Less because…
- JB Gilpin
- January 15, 2014
- 65
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 11
Another week is in the books in our intense Razzball Elite league, with The Nature Boy still atop the standings, but a huge 8-1 week…
- JB Gilpin
- January 14, 2014
- 9
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Barbosa Remains Undead After Stealing From The Chest Of Cortez
Leandro Barbosa had a really good run in the 2000's, captaining the Black Pearl, slashing to the basket with some great drives - just like…
- JB Gilpin
- January 14, 2014
- 82
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: San Antonio (Still) Runs On Duncan
There's gotta be a hardcore Spurs fan in your league, or someone who appreciates the classics, or someone who doesn't realize that Tim Duncan is…
- Pete Nice
- January 13, 2014
- 56
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Brad Stevens Sullies Fantasy Basketball
Ohhhhh Brad Stevens. You look like you're 12 and coach like you're... 12. But at least, unlike Larry Drew, his inconsistencies have been pretty centralized…
- JB Gilpin
- January 13, 2014
- 59
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Roly Poly Better Save Some Dimes For The Twinkie Machine!
You know, Raymond Felton broke his hand last year, and this is no joke, less than two weeks after Twinkies were officially discontinued. I imagine…
- JB Gilpin
- January 10, 2014
- 183
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Winning Can Look A Lot Like Losing
I'm sure we've all experienced a day in our lives that through some kind of grueling experience we somehow came out victorious. On the inside…
- Slim
- January 9, 2014
- 51
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Welcome To My Poster
Man... It just hasn't been the best few years for Kris Humphries... The divorce. The loss of a starting job. Traded as a dump to…
- JB Gilpin
- January 9, 2014
- 93
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap Week 10: It’s Getting Cold Outside
RCL nation! I'm stepping in for Dan this week, who is some sort of weather savant and knew to migrate south for a vacation while…
- JB Gilpin
- January 8, 2014
- 8
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Miles Run
Ohhhh man, the mile run. Nothing establishes popularity in middle school more than the mile run. You have the athletes who can just jog but…
- JB Gilpin
- January 8, 2014
- 54
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 10
It's been a while since we checked in with our Razzball Elite League, but after 10 weeks I'm still not at .500! Fortunately I'm at…
- JB Gilpin
- January 7, 2014
- 4
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Deng To Cleveland, Bynum Waived Goodbye
I've got a great idea for a horror movie. This giant dude with a disheveled afro walks into various fast-food franchises and just stomps on…
- JB Gilpin
- January 7, 2014
- 122
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: The Humphries Dance
When you think of the Boston Celtics, you think about Larry Bird, Bill Russell, Red Auerbach, the Big Three of 2008, "now there's a steal…
- Pete Nice
- January 6, 2014
- 43
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Collisons Of Anarchy
PGs depth suddenly overfloweth from the wire, with a lot of guys on their choppers... chopping(?) their way onto fantasy squads. Listen, I would make…
- JB Gilpin
- January 6, 2014
- 87
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Christmas Came Early Later This Year.
L-Tryptophan. The chemical compound found in Turkey that makes you sleepy. I am chock full of it, and I imagine more than a few of…
- Dan A
- January 3, 2014
- 97
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Anderson Varejao: They Call Me Mr. Glass
Well, Andrew Bynum is Mr. Glass too... But the other way! And he's also Mr. Franchise Killer, as the Cavs had to suspend him just to…
- JB Gilpin
- January 3, 2014
- 171
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – In Preparation For The 3rd Half
If you're like JB and myself, then you like your fantasy basketball to be Head-To-Head. The ability to talk smack to a new opponent every…
- Slim
- January 2, 2014
- 61
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap Week 9: The Christmas Matrix Edition
So you took the red pill, and followed Morpheus down the rabbit hole. Or St. Nick up the Chimney hole. You know what I mean.…
- Dan A
- January 2, 2014
- 10
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
2014 Is Here!
Happy New Year, Razzball Nation! It's great to be back, a new year in front of us, and back to the beck and call of…
- JB Gilpin
- January 2, 2014
- 109
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Dealing DeAndre
DeAndre Jordan is the prototypical Boards-N-Blocks guy. Of course we want guys who consistently put up double-digit rebound games with a few snuffs sprinkled in.…
- Pete Nice
- December 30, 2013
- 105
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Big Man Hawks Go On Endangered Species List
Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night! Well, except for the Hawks, who lost both DeMarre Carroll and Al Horford in last…
- JB Gilpin
- December 27, 2013
- 222
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: D’Antoni Unhinged
Before this NBA season I couldn’t look at Mike D’Antoni without thinking of Cy Tolliver, the second-tier villain on HBO’s “Deadwood.” But I had no…
- Pete Nice
- December 23, 2013
- 77
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
All I Want For Christmas Is Fewer NBA Injuries!
Merry Christmas Razzball Nation! I hope everyone is looking forward to a great holiday. What have you asked for for Christmas? A ridiculous stroke of…
- JB Gilpin
- December 23, 2013
- 120
