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Buy/Sell: 2013 Dan The Barely Tanned’s Year In Review
Howdy. I'm back, y'all, From two weeks of vacay in Mexico. And I'm feeling very zen. Nothing like 8 days of rain to help you…
- Dan A
- January 19, 2014
- 43
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Steppin Up And Spittin Some Poe
JB really made me proud a few days ago. I guess it's become kind of a ritual for us now. I know laser tag in…
- Slim
- January 17, 2014
- 56
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Welcome To The Lance Party
Dude, I had the title "Breaking News - Nets File Paperwork To Relocate To London" all ready to go for a Nets open, then saw…
- JB Gilpin
- January 17, 2014
- 104
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
RainbOladipo Gives You A Pot Of Gold
No no no, that's not some sort of euphemism for not flushing... Victor Oladipo had a unreal game last night, almost giving the Magic enough…
- JB Gilpin
- January 16, 2014
- 112
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap Week 11: Weather On The Ones
This crazy winter weather man... We've got polar vortexes, then heat waves - I drove home last night in a thick fog that would make…
- JB Gilpin
- January 15, 2014
- 12
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Marcy Marc Returns To The Memphis Bunch
If you have been stashing (or if you're Grey, staching) Marc Gasol on your roster, you were feeling some Good Vibrations last night! Less because…
- JB Gilpin
- January 15, 2014
- 65
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 11
Another week is in the books in our intense Razzball Elite league, with The Nature Boy still atop the standings, but a huge 8-1 week…
- JB Gilpin
- January 14, 2014
- 9
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Barbosa Remains Undead After Stealing From The Chest Of Cortez
Leandro Barbosa had a really good run in the 2000's, captaining the Black Pearl, slashing to the basket with some great drives - just like…
- JB Gilpin
- January 14, 2014
- 82
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: San Antonio (Still) Runs On Duncan
There's gotta be a hardcore Spurs fan in your league, or someone who appreciates the classics, or someone who doesn't realize that Tim Duncan is…
- Pete Nice
- January 13, 2014
- 56
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Brad Stevens Sullies Fantasy Basketball
Ohhhhh Brad Stevens. You look like you're 12 and coach like you're... 12. But at least, unlike Larry Drew, his inconsistencies have been pretty centralized…
- JB Gilpin
- January 13, 2014
- 59
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Roly Poly Better Save Some Dimes For The Twinkie Machine!
You know, Raymond Felton broke his hand last year, and this is no joke, less than two weeks after Twinkies were officially discontinued. I imagine…
- JB Gilpin
- January 10, 2014
- 183
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Winning Can Look A Lot Like Losing
I'm sure we've all experienced a day in our lives that through some kind of grueling experience we somehow came out victorious. On the inside…
- Slim
- January 9, 2014
- 51
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Welcome To My Poster
Man... It just hasn't been the best few years for Kris Humphries... The divorce. The loss of a starting job. Traded as a dump to…
- JB Gilpin
- January 9, 2014
- 93
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap Week 10: It’s Getting Cold Outside
RCL nation! I'm stepping in for Dan this week, who is some sort of weather savant and knew to migrate south for a vacation while…
- JB Gilpin
- January 8, 2014
- 8
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Miles Run
Ohhhh man, the mile run. Nothing establishes popularity in middle school more than the mile run. You have the athletes who can just jog but…
- JB Gilpin
- January 8, 2014
- 54
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 10
It's been a while since we checked in with our Razzball Elite League, but after 10 weeks I'm still not at .500! Fortunately I'm at…
- JB Gilpin
- January 7, 2014
- 4
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Deng To Cleveland, Bynum Waived Goodbye
I've got a great idea for a horror movie. This giant dude with a disheveled afro walks into various fast-food franchises and just stomps on…
- JB Gilpin
- January 7, 2014
- 122
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: The Humphries Dance
When you think of the Boston Celtics, you think about Larry Bird, Bill Russell, Red Auerbach, the Big Three of 2008, "now there's a steal…
- Pete Nice
- January 6, 2014
- 43
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Collisons Of Anarchy
PGs depth suddenly overfloweth from the wire, with a lot of guys on their choppers... chopping(?) their way onto fantasy squads. Listen, I would make…
- JB Gilpin
- January 6, 2014
- 87
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Christmas Came Early Later This Year.
L-Tryptophan. The chemical compound found in Turkey that makes you sleepy. I am chock full of it, and I imagine more than a few of…
- Dan A
- January 3, 2014
- 97
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Anderson Varejao: They Call Me Mr. Glass
Well, Andrew Bynum is Mr. Glass too... But the other way! And he's also Mr. Franchise Killer, as the Cavs had to suspend him just to…
- JB Gilpin
- January 3, 2014
- 171
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – In Preparation For The 3rd Half
If you're like JB and myself, then you like your fantasy basketball to be Head-To-Head. The ability to talk smack to a new opponent every…
- Slim
- January 2, 2014
- 61
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap Week 9: The Christmas Matrix Edition
So you took the red pill, and followed Morpheus down the rabbit hole. Or St. Nick up the Chimney hole. You know what I mean.…
- Dan A
- January 2, 2014
- 10
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
2014 Is Here!
Happy New Year, Razzball Nation! It's great to be back, a new year in front of us, and back to the beck and call of…
- JB Gilpin
- January 2, 2014
- 109
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Dealing DeAndre
DeAndre Jordan is the prototypical Boards-N-Blocks guy. Of course we want guys who consistently put up double-digit rebound games with a few snuffs sprinkled in.…
- Pete Nice
- December 30, 2013
- 105
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Big Man Hawks Go On Endangered Species List
Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night! Well, except for the Hawks, who lost both DeMarre Carroll and Al Horford in last…
- JB Gilpin
- December 27, 2013
- 222
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: D’Antoni Unhinged
Before this NBA season I couldn’t look at Mike D’Antoni without thinking of Cy Tolliver, the second-tier villain on HBO’s “Deadwood.” But I had no…
- Pete Nice
- December 23, 2013
- 77
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
All I Want For Christmas Is Fewer NBA Injuries!
Merry Christmas Razzball Nation! I hope everyone is looking forward to a great holiday. What have you asked for for Christmas? A ridiculous stroke of…
- JB Gilpin
- December 23, 2013
- 120
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Right In The Raptor Eggs! Walker Off, Raps, Walker Off…
That title is pathetic. But so am I, juggling Christmas shopping, and my obligation to the Razzball faithful. This Article will be the equivalent of…
- Dan A
- December 20, 2013
- 111
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
So Long “Guess The Kobe Stat Line…”
Man! I was loving that game! Through three contests (the inaugural one in the comments then when adopted into the piece), I didn't get a single…
- JB Gilpin
- December 20, 2013
- 112
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Slim Pickens – Presents: A D-League Walkabout
The misadventures of JB and Slim will not be shown today at its normally scheduled time due to Slim's sudden disappearance into da bush. Instead…
- Slim
- December 19, 2013
- 52
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Brandon Has A Career Knight
Yea yea I know... Of all the "Knight" puns, that's the best ya got?! Man did Brandon Knight have a huge game last night, notching…
- JB Gilpin
- December 19, 2013
- 116
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Recap: Oh Thank Heaven For Week 7
It was a week to remember. We laughed, we cried, and I think we learned something new about ourselves, a la Full House weekly episode…
- Dan A
- December 18, 2013
- 34
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
When Lillard Hands Out A Dimebag, Everyone’s A Blazer!
Ahhhh weed jokes. The Pacific Northwest. Their team is the Blazers. Rasheed Wallace used to play for them! But I don't think Oregon has legalized…
- JB Gilpin
- December 18, 2013
- 60
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
REL Power Rankings: Week 7
Another week has wrapped up in the Razzball Elite League, with The Nature Boy still in first despite losing 4-5 to a scrubby team. Yes…
- JB Gilpin
- December 17, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Everyone Scoring 30!
As my good friends at Mr. Show previously theorized, 24 was thought to be the highest number. "What about 30?!" And then NBA scorers were…
- JB Gilpin
- December 17, 2013
- 88
Boards-n-Blocks
Boards-N-Blocks: Booker, Dan-O
It was a mere two weeks ago that we were here, in this very space, talking about the living embodiment of a game of "Q*bert,"…
- Pete Nice
- December 16, 2013
- 30
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
IT2: Judgment Day
Pretty much anyone involved in the big Rudy Gay trade has gotten nothing but positive return except Greivis Vasquez. Poor Vasquez... And easily the biggest…
- JB Gilpin
- December 16, 2013
- 99
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Waiver Shopping At Leuer Prices, Guaranteed.
I trust everyone has been a good boy or girl this year, and has sent their wish list to Santa already, right? I have it…
- Dan A
- December 13, 2013
- 123
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
LaMarcus Aldridge: Dropping A Rainbow Line And A Goromotaro Like A Meteor Shower
Anyone stay up to watch some of the Geminid meteor shower start up last night? I love astronomy. And it's not really that different from…
- JB Gilpin
- December 13, 2013
- 94
