Hellloooo Super Mario.  Looks like Mario Chalmers ate himself a mushroom.  Not one of those stupid poison mushroom that always annoyed the hell out of me or those shrooms that totally trip you out.  I mean the one’s that give you that growth spurt.  He’s totally taller out there on the court this year.  Actually that might be because of the mushroom I ate.  Anywhooo, Chalmers has really been impressive (7.4/3/6.6/2/0.4 with 1 3PM per game) as a bargain PG early in the season and looks to have found his niche in the ridiculous Miami offense.  His niche?  Pass the ball to all the ridiculously good teammate and hit the open 3 if it’s there.  I think I could have figured that one out.  Seriously though, I am absolutely buying him as a top 100 player.  He won’t give you a ton of points, but the other stats will be there (including money steals).  Think of him as a bizarro Rajon Rondo and a really cheap pg if you’re lacking assists and steals.

Please, blog, may I have some more?