I’ve never eaten veal, but according to the Google machine, it “has been treasured for centuries for its delicious, succulent flavor.” Veal comes from the meat of young calves and has been referenced in the Bible as the choicest of animal food. Beep. Boop. Bop. You know what’s the choicest for fantasy basketball projections? The Stocktonator. Unfortunately, many feel bad for eating veal because of how the calves are raised on factory farms: extreme confinement and cruelty. This doesn’t sound too much different than Bradley Beal and his shituation in Washington. Beal is a phenomenal player and revered in fantasy circles. Many feel bad for him, though, because the Wizards are a terrible team. He experiences extreme confinement being the lone star on the team and the shituation is just cruel. With that said, last night the Beal was cooked a little differently; in a 40-burger!

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
42 6 4 1 0 3 3/6 16/30 7/10

In 42 minutes!!! Beal has now cooked 15 40-burgers and one 50-burger in his career! What makes this Beal so damn good is that he averages 28.7 points, 2.7 tres, 4.4 boards, 7.2 dimes, and 1.1 steals per game. The percentages are both excellent; 47% from the field and 82% from the line. The usage rate is 30.9. Now, the blocks are non-existent and the turnovers are a little high, but 3.3 per game won’t cause the Beal to be returned back to the kitchen. Top 15 player for fantasy and one of the highest floor players because he averages 36.8 minutes per contest! Mmm, mmm, delicious.

Here’s what else I saw last night:

 

Blake Griffin

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
24 4 1 0 0 2 6/7 8/13 2/2

Only played 24 minutes because the Cavs suck. How sucky are the Cavs? They got shafted by the Pistons, 127-94. That’s how sucky. As for Lake, he of course did not provide any defensive stats. It’s been nine games since he returned from injury, so at what point do we stop saying it’s going to take time for Griffin to get back into the groove?

Andre Drummond

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
17 14 4 5 4 3 0 7/15 3/4

DRE DAY!!!

It’s been a while since we’ve had a Dre Day. What a glorious return it was.

 Cedi Osman

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
10 0 0 0 1 2 1/3 4/6 1/2

Was the ref running in front of him all game or something? How did Cedi not trip into any counting stats? Oh, I forgot. Cedi is not so Osman.

Tristan Thompson

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
10 14 0 0 1 1 0 4/11 2/4

Three straight dub-dubs for Thompson. He is not Low T, High T, or Middle T. He is TT. Dub-dub. Get it? Yeah, me neither. Anyways, boards and blocks with shitty free throw percentage are what TT provides. Your typical big man.

Collin Sexton

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 4 3 2 0 2 0/2 8/16 6/7

Over the past three games, Sexton has been a lubricating top 65 player. He’s been dishing out 4.7 dimes and shooting 51% from the field. Sexton is more like a 44% shooter from the field and 2.5 dime kind of guy.

Thomas Bryant has a stress reaction in his foot. He’s slated to miss at least the next few weeks. Moritz Wagner also did not play due to an ankle injury. As a result….

Davis Bertans

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
21 5 0 1 2 0 4/12 7/16 3/3

Played 40 minutes, as he and Rui Hachimura (15 points, 6 boards, and 4 dimes) were the only front court players available. All of Bertans, Rui, and Wagner should see a spike in playing time and usage for as long as Bryant is out.

Isaiah Thomas

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 5 7 1 1 3 2/5 8/14 2/2

Played 34 minutes, a season high! His playing time was reduced into the mid-20s, but with the injuries, he could start getting more run.

Jordan McRae

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10 1 4 2 0 1 2/5 3/7 2/3

Played 26 minutes off the bench, the most of anyone from the second unit. Prior to last night, he was averaging 22.6 minutes per game, so he had a role. With the injuries, he could start getting around 25 minutes of run per game. McRae provides points, tres, steals, and some dimes.

Aaron Gordon

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
18 11 2 0 0 0 2/5 7/15 2/4

He is essentially Lake Griffin 2.0 without the dimes. Last night was a nice offensive line, but it was against the Wizards who…POOF!…..make their own defense disappear. On the season, Gordon is shooting an atrocious 39% from the field. Yuck.

Markelle Fultz

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
20 3 6 2 0 4 0 9/17 2/4

Played 31 minutes. Has now played at least 30 minutes in four of the last five games. It’s happening! He should only improve and get more run as the season progresses. Fultz provides points, boards, dimes, and steals. The field goal percentage is very good for a guard, but the free throw shooting is only above average. Don’t expect tres or blocks.

Evan Fournier

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
31 2 3 0 0 1 6/8 11/18 3/4

Top 25 player over the past seven games!!!! With Vucevic out, Fournier has stepped up and been the man. The usage rate has increased from 25 to 28, while the shot attempts have gone from 14 to just under 18. He’s also shooting 48% from the field! So pure from the French Alps. Now, regression will hit. It’s not a matter of if. It’s a matter of when.

D. J. Augustin

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
24 6 1 0 0 1 4/5 4/9 6/7

Prior to last night, this D. J. had scored 0, 6, 8,  and 9 points. Yes, the Wizards magically turn the sorriest of fantasy players into gods.

Kristaps Porzingis

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
7 6 1 0 5 1 1/3 2/11 2/2

Only played 18 minutes due to foul trouble and blowout. Mavs plucked the Pelicans, 118-97. On the season, KP is the 77th player for fantasy. He’s shooting 39% from the field! Unacceptable for a seven-footer. It is what it is, though. You get tres, boards, and blocks. That’s it, but at least the blocks are elite.

Luka Doncic

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
33 18 5 0 0 4 5/12 9/18 10/13

You know how Catholics make the sign of the cross when they enter a church? Well, for every Luka blurb, we must all shut the [email protected]# up, get on knees, and sing….

Seth Curry

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
19 4 1 0 0 1 5/7 6/11 2/2

Played 27 minutes off the bench. Someone bust out the facial recognition software to make sure that was indeed Seth, and not Steph.

Brandon Ingram

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
24 5 6 3 1 1 1/3 8/16 7/7

In 37 minutes. The #11 player for fantasy!!! 25.4 points, 2.3 tres, 7.2 boards, 4.1 dimes, 0.9 steals, and 1.1 blocks. 48% shooting from the field and 82% from the line. 18.8 shot attempts and only 2.8 turnovers!

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Jimmy Butler

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 13 12 1 0 3 2/4 7/16 6/7

Just the Butler messing around. Nothing to see here. Except for top 10 fantasy production!

Duncan Robinson

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 2 1 0 1 1 6/9 8/11 0

Got the start and played 27 minutes. The ideal 3-and-nothing else player. In Duncan Robinson’s neighborhood, there only exists a downtown from which tres rain down upon the streets.

Kelly Olynyk

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
16 6 1 1 2 1 3/7 6/12 1/2

Played 35 minutes off the bench. The Big O is inconsistent and elusive. All the ladies shaking their heads up and down right about now.

Justise Winslow

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
17 9 4 0 1 0 1/1 8/17 0

Played 35 minutes of the bench. Justise was served on this night. Unfortunately, like the Big O, doesn’t happen on a consistent basis.

Pascal Siakam

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
15 12 1 0 0 2 0/2 5/14 5/6

He’s slowed down a bit lately, but…..

P. S. – he’s still freaking awesome.

Kyle Lowry

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
12 6 11 1 1 1 0/11 2/18 8/8

Played 41 minutes (OT) in his return from injury. Owners were wishing he didn’t, although the counting stats were nice. It’s good to have Lowry back and he should return to balling out once he gets back into the groove. Prior to succumbing to injury, he was averaging 36.7 minutes per game. I don’t see why that would change now.

Fred VanVleet

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19 1 6 3 0 1 3/9 5/16 6/7

Played a team-high 43 minutes (OT), as he started alongside Lowry. Top 20 player for fantasy, despite shooting only 40% from the field. As long as keeps getting the minutes, he should continue balling out. Did you know that VanVleet is tied for third in all of basketball with 2.0 steals per game? You’re welcome.

Norman Powell

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23 8 1 1 0 1 4/8 8/14 3/4

Played 34 minutes. I wouldn’t expect this kind of production going forward with Lowry back in the mix.

P. J. Tucker

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
10 9 2 3 2 1 2/5 4/8 0

Played 52 minutes! Game went to double OT with the Spurs defeating the Rockets, 135-133. Top 50 player on the season! Tucker will never, and I mean never ever ever win a week for you. He has a usage rate of 9.3! What he will do is provide a little something something in every cat. The biggest improvement he’s made from the rest of his career has been the shooting efficiency. He’s at 53% from the field and 83% from the line. He’s a career 42% shooter from the field and 74% from the line. I smell some regression coming.

Clint Capela

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 21 2 1 2 1 0 9/9 4/6

Played 45 minutes. 2. 1. 2. 1. 1. 2. 21121212121212121121211211211. That’s all I see. Anyways, C & C has been delivering the jams this season. That was his second 20/20 game on the season and seventh game grabbing at least 20 boards. He’s second in the boards department with 14.7 per game. Drummond is in first with a ridiculous 17.1. Anyways, Capela is a top 25 player for fantasy. The lack of tres and poor free throw shooting keep his value down, but the rest get us dancing to the beat.

Russell Westbrook

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
19 10 10 2 1 5 1/6 7/30 1/6

Westbrook messed around alright, especially with the shooting percentages and emotions of his fantasy owners.

James Harden

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
50 9 6 4 0 4 4/20 11/38 24/24

In 49 minutes! Just another 50-burger, his 21st career game with at 50 points. Want more? There have been only six games prior to last night in which a player was perfect from the line with at least 20 attempts:

  • Kobe Bryant (2/2/09) – 20-for-20 with 61 points
  • Deron Williams (3/4/12) – 21-for-21 with 57 points
  • Kevin Durant (1/18/13) – 21-for-21 with 52 points
  • Dominique Wilkins (12/8/92) – 23-for-23 with 42 points
  • Amar’e Stoudemire (3/22/08) – 20-for-20 with 38 points
  • Richard Hamilton (11/21/04) – 20-for-20 with 30 points

James makes me so f’ing Harden excited!

Austin Rivers

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
19 4 1 1 1 3 5/6 6/8 2/2

It was one of those night, when even the Rivers were overflowing with fantasy goodies.

Jakob Poeltl

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
6 15 5 1 5 2 0 3/6 0/1

I was just a year and 22 games early on Poeltl. Now, LMA did not play in this game, so the minutes were elevated as result, but over the past eight games, Poeltl had been averaging 25.3 minutes of run. Pop has become a little smitten with him and Poeltl has carved out a niche. With that said, it’s Pop so you never know what the future entails. If Poeltl does receive consistent playing time, he provides boards and blocks with excellent field goal percentage. The free throw shooting is poor, though.

Lonnie Walker IV

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
28 4 0 3 1 2 4/7 10/18 4/6

Played 35 minutes off the bench. I thought Walker had a chance to make an impact coming into the season, so it was nice to see him ball out last night. Walker is uber athletic and can make an impact at both ends of the floor. With that said, it’s Pop, LMA was out, and Walker caught fire, but with the Spurs struggling, his time may have arrived.

Anthony Davis

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
25 10 1 0 1 1 1/3 9/18 6/9

LeBron James

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
25 6 9 0 0 4 1/4 9/18 6/6

Yoooo, a glitch in the matrix or AD and LBJ are melding into one. Crazy stuff.

Rajon Rondo

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
11 6 6 1 0 2 2/2 4/6 1/2

Played 25 minutes off the bench. Rondo does have an important role for this Lakers team, as he is one of the few guards who can bring the ball up and initiate the offense. As a result, he’s going to get run. It wouldn’t surprise me if he messes around more than a few times this year. He is tough to rely on, though, as he is inconsistent.

Paul Millsap

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
21 8 2 1 1 3 2/3 8/14 3/3

Played 30 minutes, which was nice to see as he had played 21, 20, and 27 minutes the prior three games. The Nuggets are deep, so Millsap only averages 26 minutes per game. Which is a shame because he contributes across the board and is putting up top 60 production.

Nikola Jokic

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
13 5 8 3 0 5 0/2 4/12 5/6

What a Jokic! It is becoming more and more apparent that the Jokic is on me! With that said, I still believe because I’m a stubborn ass mule.

Jamal Murray

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
22 5 5 2 1 1 0/3 8/17 6/6

Top 35 player on the season. He’s really improved in the defensive department, as he’s averaging 1.7 steals per game. Prior to this season, he had never been above 1.0. Everything else has basically remained the same, as you can expect 19 points, around 2 tres, 4.5 boards, and 5 dimes.

No other Nugget scored in double figures, as the Lakers mined the Nuggets, 105-96 in Denver.

Hassan Whiteside

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
18 13 0 0 1 4 0 8/12 2/3

Not a Mt. Whiteside eruption, but a garden variety dub-dub. Hassan is tied for ninth in all of basketball in dub-dubs. He is also fourth in blocks per game. The surprising number for Hassan this season has been the free throw shooting, as he’s converting 75% of his attempts. For perspective, that number was at 44% last season. Put it all together and Hassan is a top 35 player for fantasy.

Anfernee Simons

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
11 2 6 0 0 3 1/5 5/12 0

Played 31 minutes off the bench. The Clippers blazed Portland, 117-97, so plenty of blowout run for Simons.

Kawhi Leonard scored 11 points, Paul George scored 25, and Lou Williams scored 9 points. Yet, the Clippers won by 20. Scary, scary stuff.

Patrick Patterson

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
19 8 2 1 0 0 5/7 6/10 2/2

Played 26 minutes. JaMychal Green did not play due to a bruised tailbone, so PP got more run. Coming into last night’s game, PP had received playing time in the single digits in eight of the past nine games.

Montrezl Harrell

PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
26 9 1 1 0 0 0 11/13 4/12

Led the team in scoring. Unfortunately, tanked the free throw percentage.

  1. Pattymillsismyhomeboy says:
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    So we giving up on Mitch Robinson now or holding strong?

    • Son says:
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      Think you have to hold

  2. Jep says:
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    I repent for my sins taking PG13 over Doncic with my early 2nd rd pick and Delon over FVV in the 7th rd.

    BTW Bryant/Jaylen for Brogdon trade went through. Guess I’ll go say my prayers while kneeling on grains of rice.

    • Son says:
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      You are forgiven. Bless your soul.

      Better than kneeling on cockroaches

  3. It's not Markelle's Fultz says:
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    Damn injuries. I’m running out of players

    I need a C
    Options are Biyombo, Jakob, Powell, and Zeller?
    Will powell ever turn it around? I’m leaning towards bismak or poetl but like you said, it’s POP. On the other hand, Borrego was Pop’s apprentice. Lol

    • Son says:
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      I know Powell has been underwhelming, but I like him the best. The numbers for Luka with Powell on/off are stark. Think that gives him a high floor

      • It's not Markelle's Fultz says:
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        Is it because his minutes are down? Or his minutes are down because he is underwhelming?

        • Son says:
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          The minutes are fine. He’s just not producing. The blocks and boards are down, and the free throw shooting has been atrocious. I’d think positive regression would come in all areas

  4. akboognish says:
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    With Lowry coming off the IL I need to drop somebody.

    Here’s my team (10 team 9 cat h2h):
    Lowry, Kemba, Rozier
    Lamb, Jabari, Morris, Beal
    Kristaps, Horford, Holmes, Mitch Robinson

    It seems like I’m a bit heavy in C’s, and Holmes seems like the likely drop there since I know (as you said above) that Mitch is still a hold (but man, how painful it would be to drop Holmes over Mitch right now!). Also I lost in blocks last week because a couple of these dudes didn’t show up.

    Or should I drop Lamb, Jabari, or Morris?

    I suppose I could also just leave Lowry on the IL and see if anybody else gets injured before I really need him.

    Maybe this is not the problem that I think it is?

    • Son says:
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      I’d drop Morris or Jabari. It pains me to say it, but Jabari is probably the drop, as his value gets nuked in around nine games when Collins returns. Lowry is back and played over 40 minutes, so you good to activate him

  5. Trader says:
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    Took a Bryant hit so looking to backfill big man stats. Noel or Poeltl?

    • Son says:
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      Noel for me

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