“You never know who’s swimming naked until the tide goes out” (Warren Buffett)

This week researchers in China cloned two monkeys using the nuclear-transfer technique employed to make Dolly the sheep. Sadly, we can not clone a healthy version of DeMarcus Cousins. Before his injury, he averaged 25.6 points, 13 rebounds, and 5.2 assists. Only three players (Wilt Chamberlain, Elgin Baylor, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) in NBA history had ever averaged at least 25 points, 13 rebounds, and 5 assists. The impact in our leagues will be instantaneous and twelve of our teams never will be the same.


Here is how the action went down in Week 12 across our 12 RCL Leagues:

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Experts League: Dynasty Deep Dive, with four wins in a row, is only five points behind the overall leader, Tarch Tadness, who won again 5-4. SON made three smart moves this week. Dejounte Murray, Jarrett Allen, and Terrence Jones. Jones is a candidate to replace Cousins in New Orleans. If that happens, he can be a top 60 fantasy player. Tarch Tadness added E’Twaun Moore. He and his teammates will try to fill the void left by DeMarcus Cousins.

Straight Cash Homie: Great victory by Team GIANT against Osama Razz2. Cronos Possessed was surprised by Connor’s Cool Team with a slim win 5-4. SON added Terrence Jones, Cronos Possessed added Kyle Anderson and SCH1-Celestial Being Mario Chalmers and Darius Miller.

Straight Cash Homie 2: Cronos Black Metal hadd one of the biggest victories this week, winning 7-1 against the fourth-placed Brow’s full 82?. With Giannis Antetokounmpo, Kemba Walker, and Lauri Markkanen, the sky’s the limit. Bismack Biyombo was traded to Beamer and Dewayne Dedmon was traded to porno4mumuGONZO Ballin’ added Willy Hernangomez speculating that he could get traded. Willy is averaging 17.0 pts, 10.2 rebs, 1.1 stls and 1.0 blks per 36 min this season. porno4mumu acquired Rudy Gay. This is an interesting addition, as he could have top 90 value without Kawhi.

Straight Cash Homie 3: With White Mamba and Vengeful Hoopdies losing their games, Rodmans Peacekeepers is the new leader with a victory against the solid Onions! SON added Darius Miller and Terrence JonesBoogie’s Low Ceiling acquired Nerlens Noel.

Straight Cash Homie 4: get picky with it and Matokie Slaughter, with two solid wins, maintain the overall top two spots. Victory DirtWolves made the stark move of the season and dropped DeMarcus Cousins for Tristan Thompson. In my team, TonyRP, I acquired the enigma Greg Monroe.

Straight Cash Homie 5: We have one of the surprises of the last week, as Ala Kings defeated the overall leader, Hals’s TeamOlympic Team destroyed john ryan’s Team 8-1 and is now only 1.5 points behind the leader. SCH5-Celestial Being added Buddy HieldIn the last two weeks, he has averaged 2.3 3pts, 15.5 pts, 49.3 FG% and 100 FT%! for a third-round value during that span. Again SON bet on Terrence Jones. Well done.

Straight Cash Homie 6: RJC’s Team did good work and beat my team TonyRP 4. With this, Evil Empire distanced himself from the pack.

RAZZblueBALLS: Mamba won 7-2 and continues to sit on the throne. Osama Razz1 defeated the second-place theam, GasOl(d) Anthem, for a 5-4 win. Pass it to the Greek added Brook Lopez.

BBQ MousetrapDropping Kelly Olynyk and adding Greg Monroe is a risky move for Steph Infection. There’re some rumors about a transaction involving Hassan Whiteside.

Italy vs Razzball: The Wakefield Case added Greg Monroe and dropped Milos Teodosic, a good move if he plays. IVR-Celestial Being acquired Mario Chalmers, with Conley out for the season, he has been a seventh-round value in the last two weeks and third round value in the last one.

No Punt Intended: A lot of interesting duels at the top. The Bad Bandidos beat Newbie and basketballsacks beat the former leader Dicks Out 4 Harambebasketballsacks owns two top ten players of the last week, Chris Paul and DeMarcus Cousins. It will be difficult going forward. Free Throw Fallin’ added Greg Monroe and Newbie added Marquese Chriss. The Suns want to see if Chriss can be a first line-up center, so Chriss’ opportunity is as high as any young big man.

Dynasty Deep Dive: The second and third placed teams, TonyRP 5 and Evil Empire, respectively, lost their matches. Big Baller Brand is now the overall leader. Craig’s Crazy Team won again by defeating Darko’s Darlings 6-3.  DunkercornApocalypse acquired Greg Monroe, who has been a top 70 fantasy player in the last four seasons. He’s a good bet if he plays.


Name: Steph Infection (BBQ Mousetrap)
Key players: S.Curry (35.3 pts/ 59.6 FG% / 7.0 asts)

J.Valanciunas (19.0 pts / 12.3 rebs / 2.3 blks)

D.Murray (13.5 pts / 8.3 rebs/ 2.0 stls)

D.Saric (18.5 pts/ 3.0 3pts/ 7.8 rebs)


1 More Sonics Please BBQ Mousetrap 88-45-2
2 Evil Empire Straight Cash Homie 6 86-46-3
3 Dicks Out 4 Harambe No Punt Intended 87-47-1
4 Pikachu Straight Cash Homie 86-47-2
5 Newbie No Punt Intended 86-47-2
6 Stuck in Saigon 2 Italy vs Razzball 85-47-3
7 Tarch Tadness Experts League 85-50
8 basketballsacks No Punt Intended 84-49-2
9 ! Italy vs Razzball 83-49-3
10 get picky with it Straight Cash Homie 4 83-50-2
11 TonyRP 4 Straight Cash Homie 6 84-51
12 Cronos Black Metal Straight Cash Homie 2 82-50-3
13 Durrant me a Title BBQ Mousetrap 81-50-4
14 Rodmans Peacekeepers Straight Cash Homie 3 82-52-1
15 TonyRP 3 BBQ Mousetrap 82-52-1


Week 1  gesiot’s Team Italy vs Razzball
Week 2  basketballsacks No Punt Intended
Week 3  GasOl(d) Anthem RAZZblueBALLS
Week 4  TonyRP 4 Straight Cash Homie 6
Week 5  ! Italy vs Razzball
Week 6  Cronos Black Metal Straight Cash Homie 2
Week 7  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 8  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 9  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 10  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 11  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 12  Evil Empire Straight Cash Homie 6
Week 13  Evil Empire Straight Cash Homie 6
Week 14  Dicks Out 4 Harambe No Punt Intended
Week 15  More Sonics Please  BBQ Mousetrap


Week 1  gesiot’s Team Italy vs Razzball
Week 2  Slack-Jawed Daps Straight Cash Homie 2
Week 3  The Wakefield Case Italy vs Razzball
Week 4  The Wakefield Case (2) Italy vs Razzball
Week 5  Newbie No Punt Intended
Week 6  Evil Empire Straight Cash Homie 6
Week 7  TonyRP 5 Dynasty Deep Dive
Week 8  Stuck in Saigon RAZZblueBALLS
Week 9  Newbie (2) No Punt Intended
Week 10  Durrant me a Title BBQ Mousetrap
Week 11  Newbie (3) No Punt Intended
Week 12  TonyRP 5 (2) Dynasty Deep Dive
Week 13  GasOl(d) Anthem RAZZblueBALLS
Week 14  Durrant me a Title (2) BBQ Mousetrap
Week 15  Steph Infection  BBQ Mousetrap














Thanks for playing and good luck.

  1. Craig Bozic

    Craig Bozic says:

    If I could employ someone who I know will get the job done week after week, you would be the man Tony.

    Enjoy reading these updates on a weekly basis. Fine work my man

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