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There gets a point in every crayon box where you just don’t want to bother with unwrapping the paper, sharpening the wax down to a more manageable point and coloring anew. Those damn crayons never came close to being as sharp as they were when they were organized and fresh. Coloring is supposed to be fun and to put it simply, it’s no fun coloring with nubby, used crayons. Yeah, there’s still wax available, but I’ll be damned if I have any interest in messing with it. I’d prefer a fresh box. The Milwaukee Bucks are a nubby box of crayons. Yeah, there are plenty of options on the teamr, but none reliable enough to make your roster really pop! Andrew Bogut‘s the most reliable guy on the Bucks, but he’s only scored in double-digits once in the last four games and he’s playing injured all season. Brandon Jennings is the blue Crayola to Bogut’s red, but he’s out another couple weeks. Even if he weren’t, he still shoots with the efficiency of someone with sticky tape on his hands. Corey Maggette and Larry Sanders carried the Bucks to another loss last night (21/7, 15/8 respectively), but neither had made any noise in the month previous. Ersan Ilyasova and John Salmons are perpetually streaky (and those streaks rarely last more than three games), Keyon Dooling went 0/0/2 in 23 minutes Wednesday, which is disappointing in comparison to his recent production, but is still – don’t forget – a very Keyon Dooling Game. I mean, we’re talking about Keyon Dooling! Carlos Delfino? Whenever he returns, he’ll be wearing a helmet. There’s neither rhyme nor reason to this team. It’s deep, it’s injured, it has never won more than three games in  a row this season, and its coach is a tinkerer who’s cooking this team on a rostisserie. Put it all together and what do you get? A bunch of nubby utensils coloring your roster a muddy brown.

Here’s how Wednesday went down in fantasy basketball:

Kwame Brown – Shot .286 from the line on his way to an 8/14 night in his third start this season. Charlotte already rid itself of one harmful Brown five games ago, why not bench this one and run Tyrus Thomas out for 48 minutes at a time? Because the team would still have Derrick Brown starting. Oh. Right.

Kevin Martin – Speed Racer went into Mach 5 last night, blazin’ Portland to the tune of 45 points, including six treys and 13-for-15 from the line.

Louis Williams – Fun fact! Screwy Louis’ best games this season have come when he gets to the line at least nine times (he was 10-for-11 last night), and the nights he gets to the line in bunches have all come against slow or confused PG (Jameer Nelson, John Wall, Mike Bibby, Mo Williams). Consider this next time you’re deciding whether to play Louis or not.

Andres Nocioni – 10/10 as you’ve got two more games to vulture Andre Iguodala‘s stats from Iguodala owners.

JaVale McGee – 4/6 with a block in 24 minutes. I’m no basketball superwiz (or superWiz if you’re in D.C.), but I bet Flip Saunders was hoping for more from a guy that can jump over an MTA bus.

Derrick Favors – 7/5 in nine foul-plagued starter’s minutes. As failed experiments go, this falls somewhere between France’s large hadron collider and  Doc Frankenstein. If you own Kris Humphries (20/11 in 38 minutes last night), hang onto him until this ride drops one of them off for good.

Carlos Boozer – 12/9/5 in 26 minutes before Tom Thibodeau benched him for the entire fourth quarter. Right now, this isn’t a big deal. But remember that Boozer has bristled every coach he’s ever played for and had his effort called into question in both Utah and Cleveland. But, still … right now, this is not a big deal.

Christian Eyenga – Let’s see. Who do we got playing for the Cavs these days? We have Antawn Jamison. We’re all familiar with him. Anderson Varejao returned from a cheek injury, that’s nice. Mo? Mo’s there. Mo’s shooting poorly. Okay. And who’s that next to him? … um, No. 8. No. 8? No. 8. That’s, uh. Gimme a second … okay, I give up. /peeks at box score.\ Christian Eyenga? Yeah, i’m gonna need to see another two or three 16/2/0 in 28 minutes-games from him before I consider him a deep-league fantasy option.

Ramon SessionsDaniel Gibson returned to the lineup yesterday after missing a week, then left with an undisclosed injury. You probably haven’t had time to drop Sessions yet, which is good. It saves you from having to pick him up again. He’s averaging 16/6.5/7.5 in the absence of Boobie.

Jerryd Bayless – Sat out Wednesday to nurse his injured ankle, which is exactly what Jose Calderon did the night before when Bayless played. So maybe instead of nursing the injury, these two are just nannying the same injury. You watch the ankle tonight. Tomorrow, I’ll watch the ankle while you go out and have a big time with the boys!

Ed Davis – Seriously, has anyone ever gotten the 8/7 line as much as Davis?

Glen Davis – Sticking with the Davis theme, Baby got 23 points. Sweet. his two rebounds? Sour, bro.

Darko Milicic – Played 26 minutes in an OT game. It was the ninth game this season he’s amassed at least five fouls and the third straight game he’s been a little too touchy. Somebody glue this guy’s arms to his ears so he can’t foul, but can still block shots.

Marcus Thornton – The Hornets are 4-0 when Thornton sees 21 minutes or more. Last night, he played 4:20. As long as he’s buried this deep on the bench, the Hornets deserve to lose.

Andris Biedrins – As first reported here after being reported elsewhere many time over, Aunt Bie’ returned from a foot injury but still played as if he labored from a foot injury. Bench him ’til he’s good.

Andre Miller – Went from averaging 14/9 in 32 mpg to start the season to 13/7.5 in December to 7.7/4.7 in his last three. Keep your eye on Patty Mills. His production chart is going in the opposite direction as Miller’s.

DeAndre Jordan16 rebas, 5 blocks Twenty boards and six blocks. Any league with 12 or more teams should be rostering this guy until he stops kicking this much ass.

Marcin Gortat – Started. Played 29 minutes and went 12/9. He also blocked a shot, which is more than can be said for FroPez who hasn’t blocked a shot in 2011.

Wesley Matthews – If you remove WesMat’s 30 point game from last Thursday, He’s playing more like HazMat in his last six (.263 FG%, 10.6/3.2/2.2).

Jared Dudley – 21 points last night. When he scores in double-digits, he does it in a big way. He’s averaging 25 points in four of his last eight games. In the other four games he’s averaging 5.3 ppg. You take the good, you take the bad, you take ‘em both, and there you have … a shaky fantasy option.

Pau Gasol – Averaged 20.3/12.3/3.9 on .541 shooting in November. In the five games since Andrew Bynum has entered the starting lineup, Gasol has averaged 13.6/8.8/2.8 on .473 shooting. This is Gasol’s floor, brought on by getting re-adjusted to Bynum being on the court. When it’s all over, Gasol’s average should filter somewhere between these two averages.

Rajon RondoChris Paul was all, “watch me dish out 13 dimes tonight, kid!” Then Jose Calderon was all, “Here’s 17 assists in your eye and I’m four years older than you, why are you calling me kid?” Then Paul said, “I was talking to John Wall. He’s standing right behind you.” Then John Wall pointed to the 14 assists he had, but was too busy Dougie-ing to actually say anything. Then Rondo tossed out 22 assist and didn’t say nothing. Guys who triple-double and distribute a week’s worth of assists in one game don’t have to say nothin’ to nobody.

Deron Williams – .333 (5-for-15) with five turnovers. Whose job was it to tell him about superduper PG day?

20 Responses

  1. DeAndre Jordan had 20 boards and 6 blocks. You have it 16/5 above.

  2. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @mattmaison: You’re right. Good catch. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a few monkeys that need to be fired for typing up blurbs before the game ends.

    Those monkeys ain’t never gonna find a job cushier than this!

  3. What is your take on Afflalo’s recent troubles?

  4. hakasan says:
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    wow… if d.jordan keeps this up, i might have to fire bogut… one more game of no prodcution from frye and we looking at adding a jordan to the team…

  5. Is it hot in hee or am I crazy !

    The Indiana Pacers want to get small so they might start Jeff Foster ver Roy Hibbert – What is Jeff Foster a Midget ?

  6. jeffjam says:
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    Lol at Rondo, Paul, Calderon blurb, too bad I own Williams.

  7. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @ChrisV82: Hard to tell. His minutes are down slightly, but his shot is as efficient as ever. I’m willing to leave him alone for another few games and assume the extreme flux the Nuggets have gone through with injuries, absences and lineup shifts has knocked him off kilter a bit. Everything in Denver should remain in a holding pattern until the trade deadline.

    @hakasan: I lost patience with Frye back in July. I wouldn’t scoff at adding Jordan. He won’t maintain his blocks/rebounding average, but he’s gained a ton of much-needed confidence this week.

    @mr basketball: … Don’t get me started …

  8. Adam

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    @jeffjam: Meh. Everyone has off nights. In the longview, think of it this way: You. Own. Deron. Williams.

  9. Larry says:
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    Need boards badly. I have threes to spare.
    Trade possibilities: Howard, Love, Zbo, Amare
    My shooters: Curry, Rose, Martin, Wright, Matthews, Gordon, Manu and Felton.
    Tried Matthews for Zbo = denied
    Tried W.Chandler for Zbo = denied

    Was offered Zbo+Kidd+Barbosa for Martin+Felton.
    Not really feeling this offer and leaning towards rejection but can be swayed if you think i’m getting the better deal.

    Thinking of going after Love if i reject the above offer. Will Martin+Matthews do it or Martin+? be a better start.

    All input welcome. Thanks for playing.

  10. Adam

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    @Larry: Everyone with a fantasy basketball team is probably (rightfully) big on Love at this point and he won’t likely go cheap.

    What about just Martin for Z-Bo straight up? After Speed Racer’s 45-point night, his stock is pretty high.

    If not that, what about DeAndre Jordan as a quick fix. He’s rebounding almost as much as anyone and if he’s available in your league, he won’t cost you anything. It’s a short-term fix, but a cheap one.

  11. Evan says:
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    Hey I got offered a trade and I wanted to know your opinions on it…I would get Luol Deng and Paul Pierce in exchange for Ginobilli, and David West….I would actually gain ppg wise and West is averaging under 7 rebounds a game…

  12. Adam

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    @Evan: You’d get (Deng/Pierce):
    .472/.785/2.8 3ptm/37.0 pts/11.3 rbd/5.7 ast/1.6 stl/1.1 blk/3.9 tov

    You’d give up (Manu/West):
    .484/.820/2.5 3ptm/37.2 pts/10.6 rbd/7.1 ast/2.8 stl/1.3 blk/4.4 tov

    You’d digress in every stat cat except for 3ptm, rbd and tov and you wouldn’t gain in any of those in any substantial way. Unless you think West will continue his decline (I don’t think he will) or Manu is right around the corner to an injury (meh), I’d pass on the deal.

  13. Larry says:
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    Thanks for the response sir.
    I own Love in 4 leagues and he’s definately stuffing the boxes. So yeah he’s expensive.
    Do you think Martin+Felton for Love+Kidd is a winner for the Love side considering my need for reb’s?
    Good call on Jordan. I’ve picked him up in 1 league already and am considering him over Mcgee in another.
    Thanks.

  14. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @Larry: I’m no fan of Kidd, but if you’re desperate for rebounds, you can’t do any better than Love.

  15. Larry says:
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    Forgot to add i own Bogut in many leagues and considering your rundown on the Bucks today should i look to move him?

    Also is Beaubois worth a flier or is he shot for the year?

    Thanks again man.

  16. Adam

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    @Larry: If you’re cool with what Bogut’s given you so far, might as well stick with him. He’ll miss some nights with that wonky arm, suck some nights, be surprisingly good some nights … the real problem is he’s the BEST Buck to own.

    Beaubois is definitely worth a flier, but he won’t be healthy for at least another 3-4 weeks.

  17. Kevin says:
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    Got offered Danny Granger for my Rudy Gay. What do you think?

  18. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @Kevin: Nah. There’s no reason to believe either player will get much better or worse in the next four months and Gay’s playing better and less injury-prone.

  19. brad says:
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    Who do you like most in the short term? Daye, Barea, Flynn, Birdman, Shawne Williams?

  20. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @brad: Barea, Williams, Daye, Birdman, Flynn

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