Jay is a longtime Razzball everything who consumes an egregious amount of Makers Mark as a vehicle to gain wisdom and augment his natural glow. Living in the D.C. area, he also likes spending time visiting the local parks and feeding lettuce to any turtles he encounters, including Mitch McConnell.
by: Jay
Well well, another All-Star week is in the books and this one actually was good? But this is fantasy, so not only do we not care content-wise, but when Kawhi scores 304 points in five minutes or whatever it was, that’s way too much fantasy for me bro. That being said, the All-Star game and […]
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We are here to once again lay down some updated rankings… now that the season is past the half-way complete for most, if not all teams, we still have the All-Star game (less important) and the trade deadline (more important) looming. The world awaits with baited breath as Giannis continues to hold the market hostage… […]
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Look, I didn’t want to make a Mountain Dew reference, I’m just trying to factually describe the situation here. And like how the experts (what do they know anyways?) told us Rome wasn’t built in a day, the same could be said of a sweet juicy Giannis Antetokounmpo trade rumor. Tis been many years, so […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You’ve all heard about the dog days of summer in baseball, and if there were a name for it in basketball, like cat days of winter, well, we’d be in that stage right about meow… But alas, there is something that helps us get through this, and that’s the hot stove heater portion of the […]
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Welcome to the new and improved holiday rankings, new and improved in that we actually have them while we collectively take a little breather during the extended weekend. Here at Razzball Basketball, I’d like to thank all of our contributors and the entire community, wishing you all an amazing end of year and only the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Cuppeth runneth over…eth. I believe that is the correct number of eths, totally proper English too. Welcome to an update rankings, now about 30% (bad at math, so double check) into the season, we’re at an interesting point in the season in that it’ll be last really interesting part of the season until the […]
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That’s right folks, the greatness of that pun is already known for I am already legend, but the journey it took to finally arrive was something. I mean, think about it; Rui had to actually do something very positive and also be very lede worthy and don’t get me wrong, Rui Hachimura ain’t a bad […]
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That’s right folks, we’ve made it to Thanksgiving, and if there’s a lot of thanks to give out, it’s how so much of the NBA season this year has been a giver. With a wild assortment of stories, from topics as random as Kawhi’s environmental philanthropy all the way to Ja Morant and Klay Thompson […]
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It may be Week 5 of the basketball season, but don’t do what everybody thinks you’re going to do and just PANIC! The written form just doesn’t do that sentence any justice, but the point remains, remember, we can take what’s aggregated out there and think the end has already been written, but there is […]
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We’re now at the 10-game mark, a time and place where numbers start getting real, and y’all know what happens when we keep it real in Fantasy Basketball… I’m actually not sure, so you’ll have to let me know. In the mean time, we’ll keep it the literal real, in that, we’re gonna take what’s […]
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Last week’s rankings were late, so where we zagged, this week, we’re gonna zig. Or is the zag supposed to be the former and zig the ladder? And why are we using ladders? Amazing questions you might say, you might not, but either way, let’s ask one more; are we 10 games in yet? Mostly, […]
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Yes, I know the rankings are late, but that was more technical issues than Jay issues. Though Jay issues still exist! Anyways, already it’s week 3!? How the time flies when you’re having fun. While the NBA Cup beginning has nothing to do with that, generally this is probably the most high-energy start we’ve gotten […]
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