Jay is a longtime Razzball everything who consumes an egregious amount of Makers Mark as a vehicle to gain wisdom and augment his natural glow. Living in the D.C. area, he also likes spending time visiting the local parks and feeding lettuce to any turtles he encounters, including Mitch McConnell.
by: Jay
That’s right folks, we’ve made it to Thanksgiving, and if there’s a lot of thanks to give out, it’s how so much of the NBA season this year has been a giver. With a wild assortment of stories, from topics as random as Kawhi’s environmental philanthropy all the way to Ja Morant and Klay Thompson […]
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It may be Week 5 of the basketball season, but don’t do what everybody thinks you’re going to do and just PANIC! The written form just doesn’t do that sentence any justice, but the point remains, remember, we can take what’s aggregated out there and think the end has already been written, but there is […]
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We’re now at the 10-game mark, a time and place where numbers start getting real, and y’all know what happens when we keep it real in Fantasy Basketball… I’m actually not sure, so you’ll have to let me know. In the mean time, we’ll keep it the literal real, in that, we’re gonna take what’s […]
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Last week’s rankings were late, so where we zagged, this week, we’re gonna zig. Or is the zag supposed to be the former and zig the ladder? And why are we using ladders? Amazing questions you might say, you might not, but either way, let’s ask one more; are we 10 games in yet? Mostly, […]
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Yes, I know the rankings are late, but that was more technical issues than Jay issues. Though Jay issues still exist! Anyways, already it’s week 3!? How the time flies when you’re having fun. While the NBA Cup beginning has nothing to do with that, generally this is probably the most high-energy start we’ve gotten […]
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True statement is a true statement folks. Since Luka has been out and with LeBron still suffering from old-man-itus (chill, this is shade on me too), Austin Reaves has been enacting a basketball strategy most akin to how the Russians handled Napoleon back in 1812. Scorchin’ that Earth, am I right? Aye, as you know, […]
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Where did the Week 1 Rankings go? Well, first of all, technically the final draft rankings counted on account of technicality (too little tech, so many counts), but Week 1 was just so wild, the rankings wouldn’t have mattered anyways. It would basically be Wemby on top and Terry Rozier starring in the new Dante’s […]
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A lot of aggregated word of mouth out there is calling this opening stretch of basketball as the best ever, but honestly, is it really the best if half of the content is akin to watching a multi-car traffic accident in slow-motion? Don’t get me wrong, there’s been incredible on-the-court play, but you mix in […]
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No, it’s just not based on a famous movie’s title that was based on the existential dread one feels when watching Clippers get destroyed by an eventual 15-win team. Today’s title describes today’s official state of mind. We’ve talked about, they’ve talked about it, everyone’s talked about it; with Victor Wembanyama heading into his year-3 […]
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Basketball is back and it’s like it knew! In the epoch of AI, are we reaching a time and place where an entire league becomes sentient? Truly this theory was immediately confirmed when Draymond received his first technical of the season in the very first quarter of his very first game. Ah yes, all is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Look, I’m always honest with y’all, especially when it comes to your mother… I’m not sure what to really call this post. Is it a buy/sell type of thing? Sure, some of that. How about a mix of some news and notes, hot takes, some rankings and you guessed it, a bunch of references (classy […]
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If we’re talking strictly brooks, I can make very cogent arguments about how small-western streams are the best, but that’s only because the title allows me that vehicle to drive. So many metaphors, so little time folks. Anyways, if we’re talking Russell’s Westbrooks, I can also confirm that out of all the Russell Westbrooks of […]
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