Jay is a longtime Razzball everything who consumes an egregious amount of Makers Mark as a vehicle to gain wisdom and augment his natural glow. Living in the D.C. area, he also likes spending time visiting the local parks and feeding lettuce to any turtles he encounters, including Mitch McConnell.
by: Jay
It’s not just a great movie…it’s a concept, bro. (Put that in your pipe!) I only mention it since after a blazing start (Blazers never do this, so I can’t use it, paiiiiinnnn), the Celtics have gone very mid on us. Sure, there are some losses the past month that don’t really make you concerned, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Not as much title gore as they say! Who they are, no one knows. It’s just they, bro. But yeah, not like anyone but my good friend SEO cares, but we used to call this “Fantasy Basketball Rest of Season Rankings, Week whatever” and have now just made it rankings, plus the week. They are […]
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Well look, unfortunately I don’t mean the metaphor, especially since I do get a little nausea if the Lakers actually do go on a big winning streak. Though, it’s the same nausea I get when my Clippers do the same thing, so… anyways, LA is burning and while many of you might already know I’ve […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Fresh off a victory against the Celtics (105-92) after holding them to a historic franchise low 12-points in the fourth quarter, the Thunder and Cavs are now on a collision course this week. Crazily enough, we’re talking about two elite and young teams that have not lost against the opposite conference, both sharing 15-game winning […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy New Year Razzball Nation. Nearly to the half-way point of the season, many questions remain. Is Razzball a nation? What is our form of government? Do we have an official nation-state bird or something? See what I mean, it’s all fun and games until you have to pick out which bird best represents, ya […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We’re about to put the 25 in the 2024-25 season with New Years right around the corner and what a way to kick off the week with D’Angelo Russell‘s return to the Nets for like what, the 18th time? Okay, okay, it’s now his third stint, but with Dorian Finney-Smith and Shake Milton coming to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Holidays are here and with it comes the usual set primetime NBA comes the next week or so including Wolves and Mavs, Lakers and Warriors and the Sixers and Celtics. I only added the last one in since no matter which team wins, including team asteroid, we all win. In the meantime, not sure […]
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Are you upset with the new All-Star game format? Doesn’t matter, because LeBron James has spoken. His exact quote being: “Our game, there’s a lot of f—ing 3s being shot. So it’s a bigger conversation than just the All-Star Game”. So there’s some things here to unpack, none of them fantasy related, so I’ll keep […]
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Look at the majesty of that pun. Not the pun itself, but the pure lack of any effort whatsoever. Much like the Thunder’s shooting! Aye-oh. Anyways, in a game that may or may not have counted for either you, myself and the NBA (pretty sure it did not count, Doc Rivers in shambles), the Bucks […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The post-NBA cup runneth over. ALMOST! With the finals (ahem, for the NBA Cup, not the actual finals) set, the Thunder and Bucks will match-up tomorrow night with one team being crowned mid-season champion and all the amazing things that come with that. Mainly more money I guess. Ask how the Lakers feel about winning […]
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Let’s assume the “quarter” is a very generalized marker, seeing as how NBA teams have played anywhere from 22-25ish regular season games. At this point, the season has started to take shape and all the nice things that come with it; essentially answers. For example, did we think the Sixers would be where they are […]
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So I almost called it the IST, which reminded me that I should probably make sure I’m getting the name right and not advertising a bodily function/reaction. We already have to deal with the itis, why do we need the IST? But yeah, apparently others felt the same and this season, it is now officially […]
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