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Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Warren Mounted Up and Regulated
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. T. J. Warren was on the courts, trying to score. Some skirts for the eve,…
- Son
- January 7, 2020
- 24
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Marcus, Darling
The 1992 movie, Boomerang, is severely underrated. Rotten Tomatoes has a Tomatometer score of 44%, while the Audience Score is 59%. Rotten Tomatoes is stupid…
- Son
- January 6, 2020
- 26
Beyond the Glory
Beyond the Glory: Drivin’ The Hype Machine
It’s amazing how time can cause us to forget some of the greatest talents in our midst. The NBA, like any other sport, is a…
- Mel
- January 5, 2020
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Mt. Whiteside Keeps Erupting
There are many different types of volcanoes. Cinder cones are the most common and are fairly small in both diameter and height. Stratovolcanoes are layered…
- Son
- January 4, 2020
- 32
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Trae Young & Defense in the Dirty South
I would like to ask for the internet’s help with something. I won’t be asking you intensely-online people to creepily track down the trilingual, poetry…
- Jalen Eutsey
- January 3, 2020
- 0
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Is It Michael Porter Jr. Time?
Michael Porter Jr. was one of the top overall recruits in high school. At 6' 10" and 218 pounds, he was literally a giant amongst…
- Son
- January 3, 2020
- 20
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
D. J. Spinning the Vintage Vinyl
Back in 2008, D. J. Augustin was awarded the Bob Cousy Award, which was given to the top collegiate point guard. That summer, the Charlotte…
- Son
- January 2, 2020
- 19
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Optimism in Symmetry
Happy New Year to all the Razzball readers out there. I hope the new year brings health, peace, and fantasy silverware from all your competitive…
- Kostas
- January 1, 2020
- 3
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Orale, Holmes!
Orale is a Mexican word that has so many different meanings. I agree with you Come on! Bring it on! Yes Hurry up That's amazing!…
- Son
- January 1, 2020
- 16
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Like a Good Neighbor, Chris Paul Was There
The Oklahoma City Thunder entered the 2019 season with rebuilding expectations, as the team traded away Paul George and Russell Westbrook in the offseason. Two…
- Son
- December 30, 2019
- 21
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
NBA Christmas in Review
There was plenty of basketball to watch on Christmas Day, 13 hours worth to be exact. What figured to be a disappointing slate of easily…
- Jalen Eutsey
- December 27, 2019
- 0
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Christian Wood with an Elevated Performance after Christmas
While Christmas has morphed into a commercialized phenomenon, let us not forget why we engorge in capitalistic orgies because of it. Christmas is the day…
- Son
- December 27, 2019
- 58
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Damion Channeled His Inner Bruce and Jeet Kune Do’d the Rockets
Bruce Lee was the man. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. He was an actor, director, philosopher, teacher, and professional ass-kicker. His speed and…
- Son
- December 26, 2019
- 24
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Brown Is the New Green
Money, money, money, monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnney. Moooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeey. Love it or hate it, we need money to survive; to eat, cloth, and find shelter. The more you have,…
- Son
- December 24, 2019
- 39
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Brunson Burner Provides Continuous Heat
The Dallas Mavericks are powered by two nuclear reactors. Unfortunately, the Luka Doncic Reactor was damaged a week ago and needed to be shut down.…
- Son
- December 23, 2019
- 37
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Jordan Goes On a Scoring Binge
No, not Michael. That would be weird and unbelieveable at the same time. Did he travel in time? Or did he sell his shares in…
- Son
- December 21, 2019
- 38
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Evaluating Trade Candidates Using Real Plus-Minus
ESPN released its NBA Real Plus-Minus projections earlier this week along with a revealing primer by Kevin Pelton. Let’s take a look at the Real…
- Jalen Eutsey
- December 20, 2019
- 1
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Crime Down By the Brook
Brooks are serene, calm, and picturesque. But looks can be deceiving. I was once fishing at the local brook (I don't fish and I live…
- Son
- December 20, 2019
- 11
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Triple-Double Cut Was Available at Lowry’s
If you go to Lawry's and order the prime rib, there are five cuts to choose from: The California Cut (for lighter appetites), the English…
- Son
- December 19, 2019
- 18
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: Jumping Fox
The NBA has given us many highlights throughout the years, with most of them ending with a made basket. Dunks, buzzer beaters, assists, triples, you…
- Kostas
- December 18, 2019
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Monk Returned to Society With a Bang
A monk is a person who chooses to dedicate his life to serving others or voluntarily leaves mainstream society to pray and contemplate life. I…
- Son
- December 18, 2019
- 16
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Rose Blossomed
Roses go through many stages of existence. First, there are the seed and germination stages, when life is created. Then, the flowers grow and reproduce.…
- Son
- December 17, 2019
- 19
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
This LBJ Administration is More Like a Reign
The Lyndon Baines Johnson presidency was a misunderstood one. Beep. Boop. Bop. You know what's never misunderstood? The Stocktonator. Most view the administration unfavorably due…
- Son
- December 16, 2019
- 37
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
LaVine’s Massive Win-Loss RaVine
A ravine is a "deep, narrow gorge with steep sides" according to Google. LaVine's RaVine is a sight to see. The drop off in his…
- JCohn
- December 15, 2019
- 0
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
At Some Point – Maybe – I’ll Write About Someone Other Than James Harden
The fact that James Harden can drop 50 points in a night without anyone batting an eye is ridiculous. The story line shouldn't be about…
- JCohn
- December 14, 2019
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
NBA News & Updates
The Miami Heat and Atlanta Hawks played one of the most exciting games of the season on Tuesday, October 10. The Heat eventually came out…
- Jalen Eutsey
- December 13, 2019
- 4
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel
Press the above video and sing along. ....Born is the King of Philadelphia. They looked up and saw a star. Shining in the East beyond…
- Son
- December 13, 2019
- 35
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Are You Not Harden Excited?
There are few things in life that get me hard and excited. Let's see, all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ, 9-0 h2h victory for fantasy, PornHub, and watching…
- Son
- December 12, 2019
- 26
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over
Yesterday’s game between Miami and Atlanta was not supposed to be as epic as it ended up being. The 17-6 Heat were against the 6-17…
- Kostas
- December 11, 2019
- 7
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Can’t Spell Bertans Without Stan
(Photo by Ned Dishman/NBAE via Getty Images) Back in 2000, Eminem released "Stan", a song about Stanley "Stan" Mitchell who wrote multiple letters saying that…
- Son
- December 11, 2019
- 26
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Channing is Ecstatic with Tatum’s Performance
There was a time when Channing Tatum was an international sensation, as he starred in blockbusters such as Step Up, G. I. Joe, 21 Jump…
- Son
- December 10, 2019
- 14
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Nemanja Provided a King-Sized High
Weed. Pot. Grass. Dope. Reefer. Ganga. Hash. Herb. Chronic. These are all names for marijuana, but not all weed is the same. There's swag, dank,…
- Son
- December 9, 2019
- 20
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
You Don’t Mess With the Boban
He stands 7' 4" and weighs 290 pounds. Each hand is 10.75 inches long and 12 inches wide. The size of his hands are more…
- Son
- December 8, 2019
- 20
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Time for a Check-in
We've made it through a quarter of the NBA season. Some players signed this summer will be eligible to be traded on December 15, others…
- Jalen Eutsey
- December 6, 2019
- 0
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
44 Booker Street
What was the address of the house you grew up in? Please include your Social Security number and bank pin number while you're at it.…
- Son
- December 6, 2019
- 47
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Garrett Temple is Open Once a Week
Temples are buildings where religious or spiritual activities are performed. These acts have ranged from sacrifice to the more socially acceptable prayer. Hinduism, Buddhism, Christianity,…
- Son
- December 5, 2019
- 38
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell: What More Should James Do For You ??
I know the “Player of the Week” award is not that important. I know the return of Carmelo Anthony has been a pleasant surprise for…
- Kostas
- December 4, 2019
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
A 40-Burger Made With Beal
I've never eaten veal, but according to the Google machine, it "has been treasured for centuries for its delicious, succulent flavor." Veal comes from the…
- Son
- December 4, 2019
- 12
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Jaren Jackson Jr. Jubilantly Jingles the Stat Box
Now that Thanksgiving is in the rearview mirror, all hands are on deck for Christmas. The neighbors adorn the houses with electric bling, the empty…
- Son
- December 3, 2019
- 38
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Arigato Adebayo
I have much to be thankful for. A loving wife. Beautiful kids. Razzball. Beep. Boop. Bop. The Stocktonator. I'm thankful that there's a holiday to…
- Son
- December 2, 2019
- 21
