“ Why do all the great players smile the same?” (Andrés Montes)
The most important week in fantasy is now. Again, like during the semifinals, managing the DNPs, GTDs, and injuries will be the key to attaining Razzball glory this season. This is our chart of honor:
| League | Finalists |
| Experts League | Tarch Tadness vs ‘Bron Legacy |
| Straight Cash Homie | Pikachu vs Cronos Possessed |
| Straight Cash Homie 2 | jasper’s vs Brow’s full 82? |
| Straight Cash Homie 3 | White Mamba vs Boogie’s Low Ceiling |
| Straight Cash Homie 4 | SCH4-Celestial Being vs Matokie Slaughter |
| Straight Cash Homie 5 | NYKnicks vs Hals’s Team |
| Straight Cash Homie 6 | My curry too spicy! vs Evil Empire |
| RAZZblueBALLS | Osama Razz1 vs Mamba |
| BBQ Mousetrap | Hilldale Honey Bees vs LA Lakers |
| Italy vs Razzball | ! vs Stuck in Saigon 2 |
| No Punt Intended | basketballsacks vs Newbie |
| Dynasty Deep Dive | ELITE vs Pete Reyes’s Team |
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Here is how the action went down in Week 23 across our 12 RCL Leagues:
Experts League: Tarch Tadness beat Dynasty Deep Dive 6-3, and Dream Killer lost to ‘Bron Legacy. Tarch Tadness acquired Kelly Olynyck, who is a top 15 player over the last week, averaging 20.3 pts, 2.3 3pts, 6.0 rebs, 6.3 asts, 0.7 stls and 1.3 blks.
Straight Cash Homie: In an adjusted match, Cronos Possessed beat Team Giant, while Pikachu defeated Connor’s Cool Team. Kemba Walker was not enough for Connor’s Cool Team against Jamal Murray, Nikola Jokic, and Kelly Olynyk owned by Pikachu.
Straight Cash Homie 2: jasper’s Team easily defeated Cronos Black Metal, and Brow’s full 82? is the other finalist. Cronos Black Metal added Jordan Bell, Wayne Ellington, and Andre Iguodala.
Straight Cash Homie 3: Our Team of the Week Boogie’s Low Ceiling won 7-2 over the strong Onions! with four players in the top forty. This was too much. White Mamba beat the champion of the regular seasonm Rodmans Peacekeepersm 6-3. Boogie’s Low Ceiling added P.J.Tucker, Quinn Cook, and Trey Burke.
Straight Cash Homie 4: SCH4-Celestial Being and Matokie Slaughter both had great weeks beating get picky with it and TonyRP respectively.
Straight Cash Homie 5: Surprisingly, NYKnicks beat Olympic Team, thanks in part to the stratospheric week of LaMarcus Aldridge, who’s been a top-five player over the last two weeks, averaging 32.4 pts, 8.7 rebs, and 1.7 blks. Hals’s Team is the other finalist. Klark Shark added Gary Harris and John Collins.
Straight Cash Homie 6: The league with less emotion, Evil Empire defeated White Walker Pornos 8-1, and My curry too spicy! beat TonyRP4 7-2. Evil Empire added Quinn Cook, a third-round value over the last two weeks, averaging 19.3 pts, 4.5 asts, and 1.2 stls.
RAZZblueBALLS: One of the stronger teams this season, GasOl(d) Anthem, lost against OsamaRazz1. The injured Kevin Durant was lethal for GasOl(d) Anthem; Mamba beat Matokie Slaughter 6-3. Matokie Slaughter added Maurice Harkless.
BBQ Mousetrap: Two surprises in this league; Hilldale Honey Bees beat More Sonics Please 7-2, and LA Lakers won 5-4 over Durrant me a Title.
Italy vs Razzball: ! and Stuck in Saigon 2 will fight for the glory this week. Stuck in Saigon 2 dropped Marquese Chriss.
No Punt Intended: In the league with the strongest teams in the semifinals, basketballsacks defeated Dicks Out 4 Harambe, while Newbie beat The Bad Bandidos. Newbie added Kelly Olynyk and Maurice Harkless.
Dynasty Deep Dive: ELITE and Pete Reyes’s Team beat the top two teams, Big Baller Brand and TonyRP 5. Pete Reyes’s Team added P.J.Tucker, Cory Joseph, and Kosta Koufos. ELITE acquired Quinn Cook and Wayne Ellington.
TEAM OF THE WEEK
| Name: | Boogie’s Low Ceiling (Straight Cash Homie 3 ) |
| Key players: | A.Davis (30.8 pts/ 9.5 rebs/3.3 blks)
N.Jokic (26.7 pts /3.0 3pts/ 10.0 rebs) R.Covington (3.3 3pts /1.5 stls/1.0 blks) A.Gordon (18.3 pts / 9.3 rebs/ 2.0 stls) |
BEST RECORD FINAL STANDINGS (03/12/2018)
| 1 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie | 117-61-2 |
| 2 | More Sonics Please | BBQ Mousetrap | 115-61-4 |
| 3 | Matokie Slaughter | Straight Cash Homie 4 | 113-61-6 |
| 4 | Dicks Out 4 Harambe | No Punt Intended | 115-64-1 |
| 5 | Stuck in Saigon 2 | Italy vs Razzball | 112-64-4 |
| 6 | get picky with it | Straight Cash Homie 4 | 112-65-3 |
| 7 | Big Baller Brand | Dynasty Deep Dive | 117-67-2 |
| 8 | Durrant me a Title | BBQ Mousetrap | 109-67-4 |
| 9 | TonyRP 5 | Dynasty Deep Dive | 110-68-2 |
| 10 | Newbie | No Punt Intended | 110-68-2 |
| 11 | TonyRP 4 | Straight Cash Homie 6 | 110-69-1 |
| 12 | Rodmans Peacekeepers | Straight Cash Homie 5 | 110-69-1 |
| 13 | Chicaghiamo Addosso | Italy vs Razzball | 108-68-4 |
| 14 | TonyRP 3 | BBQ Mousetrap | 108-69-3 |
| 15 | Tarch Tadness | Experts League | 108-70-2 |
| 16 | jasper’s Team | Straight Cash Homie 2 | 108-70-2 |
| 17 | The Bad Bandidos | No Punt Intended | 108-70-2 |
| 18 | GasOl(d) Anthem | RAZZblueBALLS | 108-70-2 |
| 19 | Cronos Possessed | Straight Cash Homie | 105-70-5 |
| 20 | Akeem’s Dream Team | Straight Cash Homie 2 | 106-71-3 |
BEST RECORD LEADERS FINAL STANDINGS (03/12/2018)
| Week 1 | gesiot’s Team | Italy vs Razzball |
| Week 2 | basketballsacks | No Punt Intended |
| Week 3 | GasOl(d) Anthem | RAZZblueBALLS |
| Week 4 | TonyRP 4 | Straight Cash Homie 6 |
| Week 5 | ! | Italy vs Razzball |
| Week 6 | Cronos Black Metal | Straight Cash Homie 2 |
| Week 7 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie |
| Week 8 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie |
| Week 9 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie |
| Week 10 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie |
| Week 11 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie |
| Week 12 | Evil Empire | Straight Cash Homie 6 |
| Week 13 | Evil Empire | Straight Cash Homie 6 |
| Week 14 | Dicks Out 4 Harambe | No Punt Intended |
| Week 15 | More Sonics Please | BBQ Mousetrap |
| Week 16 | Dicks Out 4 Harambe | No Punt Intended |
| Week 17 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie |
| Week 18-19 | Newbie | No Punt Intended |
| Week 20 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie |
| Week 21 | Pikachu | Straight Cash Homie |
TEAM OF THE WEEK WINNERS
| Week 1 | gesiot’s Team | Italy vs Razzball |
| Week 2 | Slack-Jawed Daps | Straight Cash Homie 2 |
| Week 3 | The Wakefield Case | Italy vs Razzball |
| Week 4 | The Wakefield Case (2) | Italy vs Razzball |
| Week 5 | Newbie | No Punt Intended |
| Week 6 | Evil Empire | Straight Cash Homie 6 |
| Week 7 | TonyRP 5 | Dynasty Deep Dive |
| Week 8 | Stuck in Saigon | RAZZblueBALLS |
| Week 9 | Newbie (2) | No Punt Intended |
| Week 10 | Durrant me a Title | BBQ Mousetrap |
| Week 11 | Newbie (3) | No Punt Intended |
| Week 12 | TonyRP 5 (2) | Dynasty Deep Dive |
| Week 13 | GasOl(d) Anthem | RAZZblueBALLS |
| Week 14 | Durrant me a Title (2) | BBQ Mousetrap |
| Week 15 | Steph Infection | BBQ Mousetrap |
| Week 16 | Akeem’s Dream Team | Straight Cash Homie 2 |
| Week 17 | ELITE | Dynasty Deep Dive |
| Week 18-19 | ELITE (2) | Dynasty Deep Dive |
| Week 20 | Dicks Out 4 Harambe | No Punt Intended |
| Week 21 | TonyRP 5 (3) | Dynasty Deep Dive |
| Week 22 | Pete Reyes’s Team | Dynasty Deep Dive |
| Week 23 | Boogie’s Low Ceiling | Straight Cash Homie 3 |
Thanks for playing and good luck.
