“ Why do all the great players smile the same?” (Andrés Montes)

The most important week in fantasy is now. Again, like during the semifinals, managing the DNPs, GTDs, and injuries will be the key to attaining Razzball glory this season. This is our chart of honor:

League Finalists
Experts League  Tarch Tadness vs ‘Bron Legacy
Straight Cash Homie  Pikachu vs Cronos Possessed
Straight Cash Homie 2  jasper’s vs Brow’s full 82?
Straight Cash Homie 3  White Mamba vs Boogie’s Low Ceiling
Straight Cash Homie 4  SCH4-Celestial Being vs Matokie Slaughter
Straight Cash Homie 5  NYKnicks vs Hals’s Team
Straight Cash Homie 6  My curry too spicy! vs Evil Empire
RAZZblueBALLS  Osama Razz1 vs Mamba
BBQ Mousetrap  Hilldale Honey Bees vs LA Lakers
Italy vs Razzball  ! vs Stuck in Saigon 2
No Punt Intended  basketballsacks vs Newbie
Dynasty Deep Dive  ELITE vs Pete Reyes’s Team

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Here is how the action went down in Week 23 across our 12 RCL Leagues:

Experts League: Tarch Tadness beat Dynasty Deep Dive 6-3, and Dream Killer lost to ‘Bron LegacyTarch Tadness acquired Kelly Olynyck, who is a top 15 player over the last week, averaging 20.3 pts, 2.3 3pts, 6.0 rebs, 6.3 asts, 0.7 stls and 1.3 blks.

Straight Cash HomieIn an adjusted match, Cronos Possessed beat Team Giant, while Pikachu defeated Connor’s Cool Team. Kemba Walker was not enough for Connor’s Cool Team against Jamal Murray, Nikola Jokic, and Kelly Olynyk owned by Pikachu.

Straight Cash Homie 2: jasper’s Team easily defeated Cronos Black Metal, and Brow’s full 82? is the other finalist. Cronos Black Metal added Jordan Bell, Wayne Ellington, and Andre Iguodala.

Straight Cash Homie 3Our Team of the Week Boogie’s Low Ceiling won 7-2 over the strong Onions! with four players in the top forty. This was too much. White Mamba beat the champion of the regular seasonm Rodmans Peacekeepersm 6-3. Boogie’s Low Ceiling added P.J.Tucker, Quinn Cook, and Trey Burke.

Straight Cash Homie 4: SCH4-Celestial Being and Matokie Slaughter both had great weeks beating get picky with it and TonyRP respectively.

Straight Cash Homie 5: Surprisingly, NYKnicks beat Olympic Team, thanks in part to the stratospheric week of LaMarcus Aldridge, who’s been a top-five player over the last two weeks, averaging 32.4 pts, 8.7 rebs, and 1.7 blks.  Hals’s Team is the other finalist. Klark Shark added Gary Harris and John Collins.

Straight Cash Homie 6The league with less emotion, Evil Empire defeated White Walker Pornos 8-1, and My curry too spicy! beat TonyRP4 7-2. Evil Empire added Quinn Cooka third-round value over the last two weeks, averaging 19.3 pts, 4.5 asts, and 1.2 stls.

RAZZblueBALLS: One of the stronger teams this season, GasOl(d) Anthem, lost against OsamaRazz1. The injured Kevin Durant was lethal for GasOl(d) Anthem; Mamba beat Matokie Slaughter 6-3. Matokie Slaughter added Maurice Harkless.

BBQ MousetrapTwo surprises in this league; Hilldale Honey Bees beat More Sonics Please 7-2, and LA Lakers won 5-4 over Durrant me a Title.

Italy vs Razzball: ! and Stuck in Saigon 2 will fight for the glory this week. Stuck in Saigon 2 dropped Marquese Chriss.

No Punt IntendedIn the league with the strongest teams in the semifinals, basketballsacks defeated Dicks Out 4 Harambe, while Newbie beat The Bad Bandidos. Newbie added Kelly Olynyk and Maurice Harkless.

Dynasty Deep Dive: ELITE and Pete Reyes’s Team beat the top two teams, Big Baller Brand and TonyRP 5. Pete Reyes’s Team added P.J.Tucker, Cory Joseph, and Kosta Koufos. ELITE acquired Quinn Cook and Wayne Ellington.

 

TEAM OF THE WEEK 

Name: Boogie’s Low Ceiling (Straight Cash Homie 3 )
Key players: A.Davis (30.8 pts/ 9.5 rebs/3.3 blks)

N.Jokic (26.7 pts /3.0 3pts/ 10.0 rebs)

R.Covington (3.3 3pts /1.5 stls/1.0 blks)

A.Gordon (18.3 pts / 9.3 rebs/ 2.0 stls)

 

BEST RECORD FINAL STANDINGS (03/12/2018)

1 Pikachu Straight Cash Homie 117-61-2
2 More Sonics Please BBQ Mousetrap 115-61-4
3 Matokie Slaughter Straight Cash Homie 4 113-61-6
4 Dicks Out 4 Harambe No Punt Intended 115-64-1
5 Stuck in Saigon 2 Italy vs Razzball 112-64-4
6 get picky with it Straight Cash Homie 4 112-65-3
7 Big Baller Brand Dynasty Deep Dive 117-67-2
8 Durrant me a Title  BBQ Mousetrap 109-67-4
9 TonyRP 5 Dynasty Deep Dive 110-68-2
10 Newbie No Punt Intended 110-68-2
11 TonyRP 4 Straight Cash Homie 6  110-69-1
12 Rodmans Peacekeepers Straight Cash Homie 5  110-69-1
13 Chicaghiamo Addosso Italy vs Razzball 108-68-4
14 TonyRP 3 BBQ Mousetrap 108-69-3
15 Tarch Tadness Experts League 108-70-2
16 jasper’s Team Straight Cash Homie 2 108-70-2
17 The Bad Bandidos No Punt Intended  108-70-2
18 GasOl(d) Anthem RAZZblueBALLS 108-70-2
19 Cronos Possessed Straight Cash Homie 105-70-5
20 Akeem’s Dream Team Straight Cash Homie 2  106-71-3

 

BEST RECORD LEADERS FINAL STANDINGS (03/12/2018)

Week 1  gesiot’s Team Italy vs Razzball
Week 2  basketballsacks No Punt Intended
Week 3  GasOl(d) Anthem RAZZblueBALLS
Week 4  TonyRP 4 Straight Cash Homie 6
Week 5  ! Italy vs Razzball
Week 6  Cronos Black Metal Straight Cash Homie 2
Week 7  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 8  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 9  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 10  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 11  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 12  Evil Empire Straight Cash Homie 6
Week 13  Evil Empire Straight Cash Homie 6
Week 14  Dicks Out 4 Harambe No Punt Intended
Week 15  More Sonics Please BBQ Mousetrap
Week 16  Dicks Out 4 Harambe No Punt Intended
Week 17  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 18-19  Newbie No Punt Intended
Week 20  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie
Week 21  Pikachu Straight Cash Homie


TEAM OF THE WEEK WINNERS

Week 1  gesiot’s Team Italy vs Razzball
Week 2  Slack-Jawed Daps Straight Cash Homie 2
Week 3  The Wakefield Case Italy vs Razzball
Week 4  The Wakefield Case (2) Italy vs Razzball
Week 5  Newbie No Punt Intended
Week 6  Evil Empire Straight Cash Homie 6
Week 7  TonyRP 5 Dynasty Deep Dive
Week 8  Stuck in Saigon RAZZblueBALLS
Week 9  Newbie (2) No Punt Intended
Week 10  Durrant me a Title BBQ Mousetrap
Week 11  Newbie (3) No Punt Intended
Week 12  TonyRP 5 (2) Dynasty Deep Dive
Week 13  GasOl(d) Anthem RAZZblueBALLS
Week 14  Durrant me a Title (2) BBQ Mousetrap
Week 15  Steph Infection BBQ Mousetrap
Week 16  Akeem’s Dream Team Straight Cash Homie 2
Week 17  ELITE Dynasty Deep Dive
Week 18-19  ELITE (2) Dynasty Deep Dive
Week 20  Dicks Out 4 Harambe No Punt Intended
Week 21  TonyRP 5 (3) Dynasty Deep Dive
Week 22  Pete Reyes’s Team Dynasty Deep Dive
Week 23  Boogie’s Low Ceiling Straight Cash Homie 3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for playing and good luck.