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Greetings readers! Any of you read or hear about Wes Welker’s wife bashing the F out of “Uncle” Ray Lewis on Facebook after her husband’s team was demolished by the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday? So what if he has 6 kids from 4 different girlfriends? He’s rich beeitch. Uncle Ray can afford it. Throw in the fact he has done more for the community than 99 percent of all players in the NFL and I don’t know that I’ve ever witnessed an athlete so loved and revered by his peers in the history of the league. Maybe Reggie White. Name me one other and I’ll send you a nickel. The complaints I see about my Uncle Ray Ray on different social networks disgust me. Guess what ? They are all white people. So he had a couple shady friends, and they had all had an altercation with some other shady people, with two men’s lives coming to a bloody end. So what if they never found Uncle Ray’s gorgeous white suit or the murder weapon? The real story here is that Wes Welker’s wife is a JERSEY CHASING HOOTERS CHICK!! Who is she to speak on any athlete? Just shut your mouth and be happy you live a millionaire lifestyle, when 4 years ago you were slanging chicken wings, sneaking drinks at work, dating a biker and sucking off the ex-con chef out of pure boredom. Ray Lewis is a genuinely wonderful human being. He’s obviously learned from his mistakes and moved forward like a man possessed with changing peoples lives for the better. If the God talk bothers you, turn down the volume. Lewis was not guilty by the way. Silence yourselves.

Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me
Therefore he doesn’t exist
So poof…vamoose son of a b*tch

What does this have to do with fantasy basketball you might ask? All NBA players love Ray Lewis and one of them gave me a special request to shout out Lewis in my opening paragraph today. Who is Tehol Beddict to say no?

Tristan Thompson- 21 points, 9 boards, 5 assists, 1 steal, 1 block, and 1 turnover. There is absolutely no reason that Thompson shouldn’t average a minimum of 15 and 9 per game, going into beast mode like this on a regular basis. The recent trade for Marreese Speights could eat into his minutes a bit since they play the same position but they will more than likely ending up sharing the court with one another for stretches of play. This trade actually makes Speights worth a pick up, so check into that. While you’re doing that, pour out a little liquor for one my main inspirations in life, Easy-E. God I miss him.

Kyrie Irving- 40 points, 3 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 steals, and 5 turnovers. Who cares about turnovers when you’re dropping heat rocks for 40? Not your Uncle Tehol, that’s for sure. Can you imagine if they actually had NBA talent surrounding this young stallion? Dion Waiters is exactly what I thought he would be thus far, as I failed to see why he was so hyped up in the draft process. Let’s hope the kid doesn’t flame out like David Charvet. Was that guy cool or what? Talk about heartthrob! I promise I’m not gay. I have this friend you see, and in tough times he would get down on his knees, and for a couple schillings, take a baguette to the oven  if you catch my drift. Now when I was doing this, er, I mean when my friend was doing this, he was getting paid for it, so he clearly wasn’t gay in the least. Right?

Daniel Gibson- 0 points, 2 boards, 1 assist, 1 steal, 1 block, and 1 turnover. My theory is that Keisha Cole is bleeding him dry as she is undoubtedly used to an expensive lifestyle he’s losing his mind every time he witnesses another bill from Louis Vuitton. The rumors of her getting pounded out by every thugged out rapper in the game more than likely aren’t helping either. I used to be upset with Boobie for his past few year’s performance. Now I’m honestly just worried about the poor guy.

Jared Sullinger- 12 points, 10 boards, 1 block, 0 turnovers. Doc Rivers is saying changes may be coming for this underachieving Celtics roster. That could lead to more playing time for the productive Sully. Keep tabs. Better yet, pick up and stash. This young man has some skills.

Jeff Green- 5 points, 3 rebounds, 1 assist, 1 block, and 1 turnover. All of this production in only 21 minutes? Surely you know that I’m being sarcastic here. Green’s production this season has been more of letdown than Obama’s presidency. I know that’s saying quite a bit, but I expected substantial statistics. I used to believe, but now I’ve got an ice box where my heart used to be. I’m so cold, I’m so cold, I’m so cold.

Andre Drummond- 11 points, 11 boards, 2 steals, 2 blocks, and 1 turnover. The unquestioned steal of last year’s NBA draft, Drummond has the look of someone who could very well be a monster in this league for years to come. Why his minutes are continued to be limited on a horrendous team? I have no idea.

Brandon Knight- 18 points, 4 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 steals, and 4 turnovers. I honest to Jehovah, forgot Knight was in the NBA. Detroit has about 14 combo guards on their roster, with Knight being the youngest, so hopefully he turns out to be a near all-star caliber player for them a few years down the road. Nice numbers last night though. Kudos Brandon. Kudos.

Tayshaun Prince- 6 points, 3 boards, 5 assists. I recently read of a rumor about a male rapper, who was popular in the 90′s, who somehow manages to get some of his male fans alone, then proceeds to jail rape them. I mention this only because Prince has been playing like a continual victim of this crime and I’m hoping some of you can get the inside scoop for me.  I am appalled at Prince’s play. Somebody give me some answers here.

Rodney Stuckey- 14 points, 2 boards, 1 assist, and 1 turnover. There you go Rod! Please silence the doubters. I suppose 14 points isn’t a mind numbing performance, but it gives me hope that Stuck has a little gas left in the tank. A change of scenery would be the optimum choice, considering the aforementioned gluttony of combo guards on the Pistons roster. How has Joe Dumars not been fired?

J.J. Reddick- 26 points, 2 rebounds, 3 assists, and 2 turnovers. I told you yesterday, the only white guards have a place in this league, strictly because they can shoot the lights out. It is of no consequence that they usually provide no other skill to speak of, and Reddick epitomizes this to the fullest degree. The kid sure can stroke it though.

Arron Afflalo- ZERO points, 9 rebounds, 5 assists, and 1 steal. Afflalo makes my post for the 2nd time in 3 tries, and once again it’s for a disgraceful performance. When Bill Simmons of ESPN, argued a few years back that Afflalo deserved to be paid a ridiculous amount of money, I was stunned. If Afflalo truly anything more than a maybe slightly above average shooting guard in this league? It seems the Nuggs quickly realized the answer to my question. ZERO POINTS? Against Detroit? Hopefully I won’t have to write of this man again, unless he’s doing something positive.

Evan Turner- 23 points, 6 rebounds, 7 assists, 1 steal, 1 block, and 2 turnovers. Another night, another sixers loss. But hey, at least the former number 2 overall draft choice showed some of the overall game that was supposed to make him a star in this league. I’d say the chances of becoming a star are minute, but maybe, just maybe he squeaks onto an all-star team once or twice in his career. One would think he’d be their number one option at this point.

Spencer Hawes- 21 points, 12   boards, 2 assists, and 1 turnover. Who needs Andrew Bynum? Hawes has been playing like a man possessed as of late, stepping outside and deep stroking like Greg Oden after an oyster buffet.

Ersan Ilyasova- 27 points, 16 rebounds, 2 assists, 3 steals, and 1 block. Ilyasova has returned like Jesus in fantasy owners greatest time of need. I pray, for your sake that you did not trade him. He may have won some of you titles last season, and he very well may do so again.

Monta Ellis- 18 points, 5 boards, 10 assists, 2 steals, and 2 turnovers. Double digit assists???? Is someone holding his mother hostage? Did his tattoo artist refuse more ink until he converted a minimum of 10 dimes in a one outing? I can’t think of any other possible explanation. See what happens when you share the ball Monta? Will this unselfish play continue? Highly doubtful, but hey, at least his Mother wasn’t harmed.

Blake Griffin- 31 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 steals, 1 block, and 4 turnovers. It’s probably a good thing the Clipps didn’t trade the “King of Kia” for Dwight Howard last offseason. It actually sounded good to me at the time, but Daaawight looks atrocious this season. I know it’s largely due to his back surgery and he will more than likely recover, but what if he doesn’t? The Clippers have done an excellent job building this team. Kudos to them. And Kudos to Blake Griffin owners, as he is just starting to warm up.
Kendrick Perkins-0 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist. Man, this guy blows.
As always your comments and questions will be responded to as quickly as humanly possible. Thanks for reading. Beddict out.

47 Responses

  1. Hotrod says:
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    Would you trade Dwight & Tyreke for…any of the following? Please rank. Thanks Homie

    a)Rondo & Boozer
    b)Lillard & Monroe
    c)Lillard & JSmoove

    Thanks

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Hotrod: Man it’s tempting isn’t it??? a broken dwight howard. It’s painful to watch him but I just dont know if i could pull the trigger. If I did I’d probably go 1)rondo boozer i can just scratch the rest of this. you have them in the correct order. Rondo trumps the fact that I hate boozer in real life. is j smoove josh smith?

      • Hotrod says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Yes, Josh Smith. Does that change things?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Hotrod: it’s intriguing but I assume you need a big man? Lillard and smith is nice package also. Rondo is just so nasty

          • Hotrod says:
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            @Tehol Beddict: Day late and a dollar short I guess…Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

            • Tehol Beddict says:
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              @Hotrod: what’s the issue pimp juice?

              • Hotrod says:
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                @Tehol Beddict: Howard hurt again last night…losing value by the minute…guess, i will have to just ride him out.

  2. Zandy says:
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    Would you trade Rubio and Bogut for Jameer Nelson and Drummond?

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Zandy: I was going to say no, but then I thought about it for about 10 minutes and thought yes why not? Who knows if Bogut will even be productive or gets hurt again and rubio can’t score to save his life. Drummond’s minutes will only continue to increase as he continues to unleash the beast, and Jameer, though I am not a fan, is able to put up decent stats playing for terrible team.

      • Zandy says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Hilarious that I proposed this trade and got utterly blasted and ripped on via our league’s message board as offering the worst trades ever! There has to be some way to take advantage of everyone’s blind faith in their players. 10 Team H2H league with two trades completed all year long. Two waiver claims have been used, everything else has been Free Agents (1-2 moves per week). In a league like this, is the best thing to try to trade as many 2 for 1′s as possible and then try to ride out hot free agents? Guys still have Al Harrington and Jan Vesley rostered… Thoughts?

        • Bob bull says:
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          @Zandy: I like where your head is at sir. I’m a waiver wire guy myself. That’s a good strategy though jan vessely certainly hasn’t lived up to expectations

          • Tehol Beddict says:
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            @Bob bull: thanks for the input bob!! I agree with him 100 percent. U guys are so smart

            • Zandy says:
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              @Tehol Beddict: Do you guys like me sending Parsons and Rubio for a slumpin Paul Pierce and then picking up Shannon Brown or Tiago Splitter?

              • Tehol Beddict says:
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                @Zandy: I’m all for it. Parsons is falling off and pierce will finish strong as he is “the truth”

  3. DanPhilip says:
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    I turned down an offer to send my David Lee for Ersan Ilyasova and Glen Davis. Its a 16 team H2H points league where double doubles gets u a ton of points but poor shooting can kill you. Did I make a mistake?

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @DanPhilip: More than likely no. David Lee is playing like one of the best big men in the game and probably deserves an all star nod. Plus we have no idea of Ilyasova will keep this up. you’re ok Dan. throw on an interaccial porn and release some stress

      • DanPhilip says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Ha! Thanks for the input and a good laugh!

        • Tehol Beddict

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @DanPhilip: no problems danny boy. thanks for reading. keep coming back

  4. Rich says:
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    I’m thinking about dropping kevin martin. My team already kills in points and 3′s. I need rebounds bad I was thinking of R. Evans or L. Fields. I already try to trade Martin to every team but no one wants him!

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Rich: That’s odd no one will trade for a guy with high shooting percentages, who averages 15 points with upside for big games. It would be tough for me to drop him for Fields but if you’re desperate for rebounding I suppose you could do either or. Keep pushing the trade. .that’s very strange

  5. Darin Pattison says:
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    What happened to rays clothes the night of the homicide they seem to have disappeared..? Hmmmm

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Darin Pattison: they are framed in my shack on the wall. Just trying to protect his friends I’m sure, who are also proven innocent of murder by the way. what a stunning suit it is

  6. Frank Lynch says:
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    Yo what up!!! hey I wrote you 2 messages on your older page can read them and i guess answer me there or here it don’t matter

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: Rehab???? I’ve been to multiple. Alchohol and blow baby!!! the good stuff. Tehol is high class

  7. Frank Lynch says:
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    Ahhhhh Shit… yo alcohol n coke was a everyday thang for me in most of my 20′s!!! I’m 32 now and have 2 year old twins and I live for them now.. Out of nowhere 3 weeks after they were born I got this freak disease calle Transverse Mylitis which is swelling of the spine and cuts of my nerves.. Since then I haven’t been able to walk without a walker and I get muscle spazmes every fucken day.. Sorry I didnt mean to complain but It bothers me that I won’t be able to play catch with son without a wheelchair.. Hey on the upside i get 6 blues and 4 80′s a day :)…

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: man I’m sorry to hear that. Is there a possibilty of you walking without in the future? Enjoy those kids man. Twins are awesome!!

  8. Frank Lynch says:
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    IDK long story.. I had mad dr.s, nuerologist, nuro surgen’s and all that shit trying to help me with surgeries and shit and then my insurance ran out like a year and a half ago and poof they all went away when i lost my insurance. So for the past year and a half I had no insurance and no fucken help from the gov. cause they said my 1300 a month was too much money to make for help.. fucken bullshit!!! we have a family of 4 and live in one of the most expensive states, Jersey, 1300 a month is like half my motgage. Which I haven’t paid in a lil over a year.. Stressed son.. Sorry I dont mean to complain n be a downer.

  9. Cm says:
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    When / where did Welker’s wife talk trash about Ray? Do you have a link to it?

  10. Frank Lynch says:
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    Anyway. Hey I used to have Ilyasova and i dropped him on his downfall but I was just frigen gonna pick him up but I grabed Derrick Favors instead. remember? Doyou think I shoulda grabbed Ilyasova or you think I prematurely picked favors up till the trade is def or do you think it was a better move and was good to grab Favors before someone else did

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: favors is a must own. is there room for ilysavo on your bench playa?

  11. Frank Lynch says:
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    na i aint got no room. I got Derrick Rose sitting there so Favors is the only player i can mess with… Plus he’s gone now

  12. Frank Lynch says:
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    spencer Hawes is available though…

  13. Frank Lynch says:
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    Also i offerd that guy glen davis an okafor instead of T Thompson and i know thompson is good but okafor’s been killing it… He got me 17 rebounds last night so my rebounds haven’t changed much… hey how is derrick rose only 83% owned? That means 17% of leauges he’s on the wire!!! That crazy, especially when he’s so close to coming back… I knowthertes alot of questions in all those posts but you can answer them all one at a time… Lol jk

  14. Frank Lynch says:
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    Is Spencer Hawes better then Glen Davis?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: I don’t think so. He in crazy Injury prone and streaky. Bynum may or not be back

  15. Frank Lynch says:
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    Any new news about the trade in utah???

  16. Frank Lynch says:
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    Hey buddy.. you hear anything about the trade situation in Utah?

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: my inside sources have revealed nothing to me at this point, but its got to happen in the next month or so. jefferson or milsap should be getting sent out opening door for faovrs.

  17. Frank Lynch says:
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    Hey also, Do any newspapers or magazines look at these sites and grab one of you to be a sports writer?? You def should try cause your good man. Do you make money doing this? If not then I really think you can at least land a column in a paper.. I don’t read much but I would buy n read it… ok now let me get off your nuts real quick and go get some pussy from my girl to balance out me being on your sack… Lol

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Frank Lynch: not sure man. I do it for the love of it, and we are hoping that this site blows up. hahahhaha yep bone her down and tell her Tehol sent you! Lay the wood

  18. Frank Lynch says:
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    I seriously just tried and she was down and it was getting hot and heavy AAANNNNNNND the kids came right in the room and fucked it up,,,I swear We created 2 of the biggest cockblockers on earth!!!! But i love em to death

  19. Frank Lynch says:
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    Whats up kid!! Hey so where u from n how old are you n the rest os that ish??? I understand if you don’t wanna raveal that

  20. Frank Lynch says:
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    Hey whats the deal.. I got a big question. The guy I’m playing has 2 more guys going then me and he’s cathing up slowly on some categories, Points i’m up by 33 and reb 25 fg% up by 5 and steals up 4.. I’m winning 9-2 right now but he’s got 2 more players going and got carmelo going twice, nowitski once and wade once. I got Durant once and Griffen twice but i read griffen may be day to day which scares me. Do you think I’m good or do you think I should pick up an extra player for tomorrowjust incase? The onky thing is I dont have much room to drop players besides Favors. I really don’t wanna lose him… IDK should I just play it out and if something happens just take it on the chin or what???

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      So@Frank Lynch: a. So u would have to drop favors or what? I don’t get the whole question. Rough night last night hahaha

  21. Frank Lynch says:
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    Sorry yeah it was a little confusing.. Who had a rough night you or yOu were asking me? Man I had a rough nightlast!! I wentout n got drunk with the boys which I never get to do but I was out late and then up with the kids at 6:30am I feel like hell right now…lol

  22. Frank Lynch says:
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    Yo I’m winning 10-1 as of today!! If I’m doing that good with the new uys plus all my other guys stepping up then I’ll be killing it in a couple weeks when Rose comes back plus when that trade in Utah coming up. ManI’m gonna be off the chain!!!!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: you’re an unstoppable force! i see no possible way you dont win the title bro

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