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Things after nine weeks are continuing to move with less movement than Amar’e Stoudemire going for a rebound. Only one team chute ‘n’ laddered more than 10 spots this week. Van Gundy Death Stare (which I misread as Van Gundy’s Death Star every single week) dropped 11 spots this week, which was inevitably going to happen to any team stuck with Nene, Derrick Rose, Turkoglu’s rotting corpse and the entire Pacers rotation. Not sure how he’s going to fix The Nene Affair (which, bee tee dubya, would make an excellent R. Kelly album title), but Rose is back, which is better than Rose’s front.

It’s a short week this week, so we’re taking a break and will return for week 11, wherein Jeremy Lim will have played as many minutes in his career as Greg Oden has, the NBA will have created a DH-like position in which one player only plays defense on one end of the court, while the other just cherrypicks for easy layups, making Jared Jeffries and Amar’e Stoudemire giddy as hell and Jarrett Jack switches into the home jerseys of Portland and Toronto mid-game without anyone noticing.

Here’s the spreadsheet. Have a great weekend!

  1. was up bro says:
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    i hate fridays,since its your standings day and im not in the league(this year)i will be next year and great job,basketball has been fun again for me

    • Adam

      Adam says:
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      @was up bro, How can anyone hate Friday’s? Unless you meant T.G.I. Friday’s, in which case, I totally get it.

      Buy/Sell coming up around lunch time. Maybe that’ll make Friday’s less suck-tastic.

      • was up bro says:
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        @Adam, cool,around bloody marry time

        • Adam

          Adam says:
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          @was up bro, Chin! Chin!

  2. Ryan says:
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    Hi Adam. In a 14 team h2h keeper league would I trade amare for Noah and Reddick?

    • Adam

      Adam says:
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      @Ryan, Answered you over in the other post. It kind of depends on your team needs. Reddick is a non-permanent fantasy fixture, so really, you’re looking at a straight-up Noah-for-STAT. I’d lean toward Noah, but not across the board.

      • Ryan says:
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        @Adam, My Team doesn’t really have any weaknesses. I guess I could improve my ft and fg%.

  3. Jeff says:
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    Hey Adam,

    Any news on Bargnani’s return?
    also, do you think nene can continue to put up his current stats for the rest of the season or should we expect a drop?

    • Adam

      Adam says:
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      @Jeff, No. The fact that he was ruled out of all of this previous week’s games suggests he won’t be back immediately after the All-Star Break. Unfortunately, it doesn’t suggest when he WILL be back, either.

      As for Nene, I really don’t know. Give it at least a game or two upon his return.

  4. PB&J says:
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    Hey Adam,

    Which side do you like better in a JaVale McGee/Andre Miller for Pau Gasol/Gerald Henderson? Thanks.

    • Adam

      Adam says:
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      @PB&J, Pau and Hendo.

  5. A Hill O' Beans says:
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    Hey Adam,

    Thanks for the update. I wasn’t anticipating actually moving up in the overall standings this week (20th to 15th), so that’s a nice surprise. I’ll be really impressed if I can move into the top 10 considering that I’ve lost Bogut for the season (right as I was trying to trade him away), Billups for the season (right after I traded for him) and I’ve gotten 2 games out of E. Gordon so far.

    Is it completely stupid of me to keep holding onto E. Gordon waiting for him to come back? There’s not much on the WW and I’m right on track with the GP limits despite having him on my bench…

    • Adam

      Adam says:
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      @A Hill O’ Beans, If there’s no one worth picking up, you can hang onto him. But if there’s someone you think you can get 5+ solid games from, jump on him, ’cause that’s probably more than you’re going to get out of Err Gordon.

  6. Jeff says:
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    Hey Adam,

    What do you think of my Derrick Rose for Curry and Milsap?

  7. Jeremy says:
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    Going forward this week would you go with Gee, Carter, or Parsons as an alternate SF?

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