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Guess who’s biiiizack, the Aussie Miiiiizack, aka Mr. never throw up a brick (shout out to beans). Andrew Bogut erupted on the scene like Mount Vesuvius in his return to action to the tune of 12 points, 8 boards, 2 assists, 1 steal, and 4 blocks. Are the Golden State Warriors now contenders? Well, not if Stephen Curry continues to be more fragile than a Ukrainian egg, and the odds of that are quite high. Still, Bogut will put up numbers till he has another freak injury. Seriously, look it up. This man is cursed, I swear it. Below is what else stood out to your dear friend Tehol Beddict in last night’s NBA action. Peep game.

Aaron Gray- 22 points, 10 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 steals. Speaking of goofy looking white centers, Aaron Gray had a nice game last night. Do I believe in my huge heart it will continue? Absolutely not.

Terrence Ross- 11 points, 2 boards, 2 assists. So Toronto drafts Ross in the lottery, and decides to throw a bunch of money at Landry Fields, another small forward, in hopes of swaying Steve Nash to come aboard? I’m continually baffled that Bryan Colangelo is a respected basketball mind. That’s like telling me M. Night Shyamalan is an exceptional director. The man, to put it lightly, is a joke. Start Ross and give him 30 minutes a night. Please Sir, I’m begging you, only this time not on my knees like when I was asking for that intern position.

Rudy Gay- 26 points, 7 boards, 5 dimes, 1 block. We all need a little Gay in our life. If only we were all so lucky. These are the numbers you expect from a max salary player. Rudy, Rudy, Rudy….. I just watched that movie yesterday. Makes me cry every time. Your man Tehol is an emotional man.

Marc Gasol- 27 points, 7 boards, 7 assists, 2 steals, 2 blocks. Speaking of high salaried players, Gasol has been living up to expectations as of late himself, and I for one love watching this butt ugly Spaniard work his magic with the roundball. He truly is a great passer and as I said from day one, ‘The Grizz’ fleeced the Lakers in that trade years ago. Ok, so I didn’t say that but it turned out quite well for them. Kudos to that horrific G.M. Chris Wallace.

Tony Wroten- 6 points. Watch this man closely as his minutes have been upped in a major way. No, don’t pick him up yet. Just keep a close eye. I’m a big fan, and guys that I’m a fan of almost always turn into stars. Just look at Pauly Shore.

Evan Turner- 27 points, 3 boards, 7 dimes, 1 steal. Now that’s what I’m talking about, Turner! Keep being a man! You’re not 40, but you’re still a man (please click on that link, it never gets old, I promise you).

Damien Wilkins- 0 points in 15 minutes? What is this man doing in the NBA? Gerald’s kid has officially worn out his welcome in the league. I’ve written at length about terrible G.M.s, and Danny Ferry is another one. What’s truly sad is that Ferry’s playing career was more successful than his player management skills. I wish we could just erase him from history, as all our lives would be better for it.

Isaiah Thomas- 22 points, 7 assists, 4 rebounds. Thomas has been ballin’ out of control since he learned that his team would be moving to his home state of Washington next season. Hey, maybe they will go out and sign Nate Robinson too and start the smallest backcourt in NBA history. Got to sell tickets somehow, right?

Francisco Garcia- 17 points, 3 steals, 3 rebounds. I thought I attended the funeral for Garcia’s career years ago??? Oh wait, no, that was Andy Garcia.

Emeka Okafor- 23 points, 15 boards, 3 assists and a steal.  These numbers from ‘Mek’ nearly rendered me speechless, which is almost impossible. I suppose this says more about about Demarcus Cousins‘ defense than anything else. Still Okafor went Shaq style on the Kings last night. They lost the game but who cares?! I’m pumped over this.

Moe Harless- 16 points, 4 boards, 2 assists, 3 steals. Ok Moe Moe, get on with your bad self playa. It’s nice to see something of value coming out of Orlando. Wow, is that franchise in shambles or what? Monitor this rook with the same intensity you do your hairline. Maybe you should invest in rogaine and maybe, just maybe, you should invest in Moe. Moe money, Moe money, Moe Money!

Gerald Wallace- 7 points, 4 boards, 3 assists in 26 minutes. Wallace has finally proved that the nets management are absolute buffoons for resigning this guy. Not even Christian Slater is this washed up. What a disgrace.

Bismack Biyombo- 8 points, 9 boards, 2 steals and 1 block. Bismack has been pimp slapping the competition as of late in impressive fashion. It’s possible he develops into a more offensively skilled Ben Wallace type. Highly unlikely, but possible.

Ben Gordon- 18 points, 3 boards. 0 assists? I’m shocked. This Englishman can light it up like Master P and the old no limit crew. You might wish you had that 3 minutes of your life back if you clicked that link. Silk the Shocker, where are you man? Unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Free C-Murder!

Jimmy Butler- 19 points, 6 boards, 2 assists, and 1 block. They said he’d never be more than an 8th or 9nth guy. They were wrong. Jimmy is Tru to the game like the aforementioned Master P, and looks to be one of the steals from last year’s draft. Grab this young man if you have room.

Paul George- 23  points, 10 boards, 5 dimes, 4 steals, and 1 block. Georgie has been a fantasy gold mine this season as he has blossomed, like Ricky Martin in his prime, to become a full fledged NBA all-star.

Danilo Gallinari- 27 points, 3 rebounds, 3 assists, 1 steal, and 1 block. This Italian lady killer shot the lights out last night, and I for one, am excited about it. The talent is there, as is the deep stroke. Galli could very well be an all-star next season.

Marcus Morris- 16 points, 2 boards, 2 assists, and 1 steal all in only 15 minutes of play. Second time on my blog. That’s what we “in the biz” call a trend. More minutes please coach!

That’s all for this week my fellow fantasy nuts. All this Master-P talk had me digging through my old CD’s and now my chicken and I are getting crunk and reliving the good old days. Pretty soon I’ll be taking gravity bong hits and drinking Mad Dogs. Let the good times roll guys. Let the good times roll.

  1. Fahed says:
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    I just traded Greg Monroe and Kyle Korver for a Injured Love and David Lee..Good trade? I am top in my league and am guaranteed a bye week in the first week of playoffs. When exactly is Love supposed to be back? We have IR spots so I will be able to pick up some body when the trade goes through.. probably Nate the Great.

    • Hotrod says:
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      @Fahed: Very good trade. Monroe & Korver for Lee alone wouldnt be bad. Now if you get love back…game over

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Fahed: with Nate the Great you can’t be stopped. I like the trade, though Monroe has finally turned it on and korver been on fire. But you are trading them with their value at its peak obviously so good trade. David Lee is a fantasy legend and Love could very well take you over the top.

      • Eric says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        Two for 1s usually benefit the party getting the superior player. Good job man. All you need is a 3 point specialist, Randy Foye, Nate, Webster, Dunleavy to name a few.

  2. Brandon Halupnik says:
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    So I have
    John Wall
    James Harden
    Andrei Kirlenko
    Josh Smith
    Anthony Davis
    Eric Gordon
    Klay Thompson
    Goran Dragic
    Damien Lillard
    Bradley Beal
    Demar Derozan
    Andrew BOGUT
    Nikola Vucevic

    The league is with like scoring points for points, assists, steals, double doubles etc. should I trade Eric Gordon and Josh Smith for Melo?

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Brandon Halupnik: I would consider that trade as Gordon is softer than my nut sack after a fresh shave. And I like stars! Joshua certainly gets it done in a variety of ways though. You have a lot of guards though. It’s not a must do, but I would’t say I’m against it

  3. chillmodious says:
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    12-tm ESPN H2H with daily roster changes: Pick up Biyombo or Jimmy Butler?

    Thanks!

    • Hotrod says:
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      @chillmodious: Depends on needs, but overall, butler

      • chillmodious says:
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        @Hotrod: Yeah, I get that. I certainly have a need for blocks and boards, but I also need 3s and decent percentages. Essentially, I’m looking for the best overall pickup, and Biyombo/Butler are probably the best two available on my wire right now. I just worry that Butler could disappear at any moment, especially with Deng back, but I suppose the same could be said for Biyombo with Mullens on the way back. I was leaning Butler, so thanks for your input!

        • Tehol Beddict

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          @chillmodious: Yes Hot rod has taken over for comment section today and we cant thank him enough. If you need blocks and boards swoop byombo. Butler’s numbers will dwindle a bit and the hot shooting may fade. byombo will keep playing big minutes

  4. Jarvis Varnado says:
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    I don’t have a question. Just a *DAPS* for the master P and silk reference.

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Jarvis Varnado: Ghe-Ghe-Ghe Ghetto Dope!!!!

  5. Steve Stevenson says:
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    I’m rotating out my #4 F spot in a H2H points league. With a few 4-game weeks coming up, which DET F would you prefer in the short term–Maxiell, Prince or Singler? In our format Maxiell and Prince have been about even YTD and recently, with Singler not too far behind.

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Steve Stevenson: I would say maxiell unless u need shooting then go with whitey

  6. Zandy says:
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    Should I trade Bogut and Parsons for AK47 and Koufos? 10 Team H2H

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Zandy: I would say no zandy. i like bogut and parsons works

  7. Tehol Beddict

    Tehol Beddict says:
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    I suppose Maxiell, unless u need shooting then go singler.

  8. Kyle says:
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    I was thinking about dropping Amir Johnson for Bogut. The league I’m in is a strictly points league. What do ya think?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Kyle: I’d say yea. Hurry and do so before someone else snags him

    • ChrisV

      ChrisV says:
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      @Kyle: Your only scoring system is points? That’s weird, isn’t it?

      • ChrisV

        ChrisV says:
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        @ChrisV: Um…is it me, or is my icon/avatar a black couple?

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @ChrisV: I like it personally. Is that not you? Sky is probably behind this

        • Tehol Beddict

          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @ChrisV: dude who the fuck is this clown in my picture hahahaha

      • Kyle says:
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        @ChrisV: It counts points for every stat catagory. Plus one for each point, rebound, steal, block, and assist. Minus one for every miss and TO

  9. Zandy says:
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    ROS JJ Redick or OJ Mayo? 10 Team H2H – 9 cat + Techs and Separates O-reb and D-reb

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Zandy: OJ DA JUICEMAN!!! Aye aye ok

  10. scrotchs says:
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    would you trade D. Rose for A. Jefferson?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @scrotchs: I wouldn’t unless u desperate for big man

      • Eric says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        Al Jefferson is a top 5 center fantasy wise. Look at Ricky Rubio’s dip production compared to last year, that’ll be applied to DRose.

        • Tehol Beddict

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          @Eric: please don’t come on here and compare d.rose aka God’s son to ricky rubio the bricklayer of the century. Have you not seen the D.rose shoe commercial???? the man is a legend

  11. Kevin says:
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    Am I crazy for thinking about this trade offer?

    His Andrew Bogut for my Pau Gasol.

    Gasol has been pretty frustrating to own……..

    Kind of feel like I should pull the trigger…….

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Kevin: not crazy at all. Hopefully bogut will be cleared for back to backs shortly but he didn’t play Tonight. Once that happens, and it should happen soon bogut should be more valuable

  12. Frank Lynch says:
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    Yo that shit was funny…. good job kid!!! I used to love me some mad dog ( orange jubali) lol. And finally I saw some of my players. yeah 3 of them, Okafor, Gallinari and Turner.. HHey I’m happy I kept Okafor in that trade

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: Thats brotha Lynch. your comments are always appreciated. i was a big fan of the green MD haha. Yep your players are getting off man. title or bust!

  13. Dick Buttkiss says:
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    Uncle Tehol!! how do I buy you a Mimosa or whatever you drink???? ur legend grows

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Dick Buttkiss: i would give you my personal address but technically im just squatting in this shack so maybe ask Grey the general. my chicken needs food bud.

  14. Andrew says:
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    I am currently sitting at 11-2 with a 300 point lead and 7 more games to go over my 3 and 10 opponent. There are a couple guys in my league who are stiff competition but I have my playoff position clinched. What I am trying to decide is whether I want to swoop Love off the wire. There is still a lot of BBall from his estimated return time however if the wolves tank until his return I’m concerned Kahn will give up on the season and put Love OFS. Plus the possibility that even if he does return his shot will still be lackluster compared to what I was used to getting from him last season. To help better assist me here is my roster as of tonight.
    Steve Nash
    Brandon Knight
    Lebron James
    Andre Drummond
    Greg Monroe
    Evan Turner
    Amar’e Stoudemire
    Kevin Garnett
    Brook Lopez
    Kenneth Faried
    Ron Artest
    Zach Randolph
    Jarrett Jack

    I have a great team but I feel like Love would be the icing on the cake. The biggest issue is which of my big guys has to go because I don’t have the guards to sacrifice. I’m in a H2H points league.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Andrew: wow, that’s a beautiful squadron of young black men right there. you need one more snowflake in the mix and Love is the man for the job. After watching Artest this eveing I would have no trouble dropping him. Stoudemire is rounding into form a bit and could should at least be solid. Wouldnt want to drop any of those other guys though. THough Love hasn’t been as good shooting, remember that he still boards at a godly rate. i say go for it.

      • Andrew says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Thanks for the quick response. Bad*** site. I figured swooping up KLove was probably a good idea but getting the extra input is awesome. Thanks for saving me from doing something stupid like dropping Drummond. (I hate having more than two guys from one team on my roster)

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Andrew: No problem man, thats what I do. That move should work out for you. thanks for reading

  15. Frank Lynch says:
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    Hey that master p shits old n funny.. Yo I’m a Jersey boy. We didn’t hear about master p till late in his career… We never cared about that south shit in NJ n NY!!! Until like outcast n Scarface. lol Remember when Lloyd Banks in that G unit song ” Shit can get uglya the n the Master P sneaker.. That was my shit

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: I hear a lotta talkin ni%%az must be mad at BANKS
      But there only one problem ni**az ain’t as bad as BANKS!

      my favorite rapper of all time

  16. Frank Lynch says:
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    I know it’s early ( 7:30) over here but anyway Glen Davis got hurt last night. I already got Rose hurt. They say on Yahoo ” Brken fott but day to day” Thats retarded!! Should I drop him? and if so, for who? throw a couple names out

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: whos available for you to swoop up? if davis is only day to day you could be ok but a broken foot? sounds bad. I’d like to replace him with a forward obviously

  17. Frank Lynch says:
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    What about Tiago Splitter.. I was looking at his stats and game log and he looks good.. plus the ft% is good where I sometimes have some trouble with but allways double digit points n sometimes rebounds.. What u think? Also did he replace Duncan???

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: SPLITT is a more than capable replacement for big baby. I like where your heads at playa

  18. Frank Lynch says:
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    Split aint playing tomorrow and anyway he’s a waiver so he aint ready till tomorrow but thats perfect cause i picked up nate Robinson cause he plays tomorrow then I’l pick Splitter up Tomorrow. You dig!!!

  19. Frank Lynch says:
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    Hey buddy!! Do you think I should trade for klay Thompson? I was gonna try to give him Kevin Martin but I think that’s mad un fair for him I guess.. Do you think I should try to give him Ty Lawson or is that my loss? Maybe Martin n George hill? IDK let me know what you think?? The thing is, is that I got 2 guys on the same team 3 times so now like twice a week I got !! guys going so I’m losing a couple players each week

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: KLAY is a stroke artist so yea I like I like the trade for sure

  20. Frank Lynch says:
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    for who Lawson? Try it?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: yes, I would. Klay is lookin real nice.

  21. Frank Lynch says:
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    Yo also whats up with Utah trading Millsap and/or Jefferson? no more? All I hear now is maybe Pierce for Jefferson. Now I don’t know if I should keep Favors

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: I feel like a trade has to happen there. I don’t see why they would hold onto jefferson, especially since he gonna be free agent and they are not winning a title this season and they have two young bigs waiting for more time. you could drop if you want for someone who pay more immediate dividends but i think its going to happen at some point, but I haven’t heard anything

  22. Frank Lynch says:
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    Yeah well I picked up Nate Washington for a day then just drtopped him for splitter. I shoulda kept Washington and dropped Favors for splitter.. Do you have any guys in mind that you would pick up for Favors or just wait for washington?

  23. Frank Lynch says:
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    And I’m sorry to question your opinion but when I went to do the trade, I looked at the evaluate part and I got mad red down arrows. Does that mean shit or?

  24. Frank Lynch says:
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    yerrrrrrp!! lol

  25. Frank Lynch says:
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    Hey buddy, U around??

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Frank Lynch: for u lynch? Always

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