This will be brief. It is simply an effort to get some information to you guys as reports from training camp trickle in… Zion Williamson is skinny. Like legitimately in shape, and if you watch his highlights it’s not going to affect him negatively at all. If he can stay healthy there’s still that incredible […]
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Preseason Rotation Notes: Central Division
September 30, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Strategy | Leave a commentby: The Educator
Minutes are the lifeblood of fantasy hoops. You can’t score, rebound, or block anything from the bench, and every year depth charts shake out in ways that make or break fantasy squads. This series is all about opportunity: who’s getting run, who’s losing it, and which “next man up” might sneak into your waiver wire […]
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Offseason Fantasy Trade Recap: Lonzo Ball
August 11, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell |by: Jay
I’m kinda-sorta super excited to get to that weird Pelicans-Wizards trade, but I was taught that you gotta do the things you have to do to do the things you want to do. I’m pretty sure that was what Russell Crowe’s squire told him in Gladiator, so you know the sourcing is good here. In […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Well, took a couple weeks off for Christmas break and time with family. By family, I mean in-laws, so it was more survival, but did feel as if the time was well spent not writing and pretty much ignoring the NBA. Back into it now, and weird, almost sinister doings are afoot. Suns: A lot […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?SHere’s a math problem for you. Increased Pace + shortened training camp= more strains and sprains and tears. This is the under discussed part of the pace and space era of the NBA. Aside from teams shooting 3 pointers at an elevated rate (even if they don’t have 3 point shooters), the new metrics say […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Rotational Notes: Okongwu Forever
October 29, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Rankings, Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell | 5 Commentsby: The Educator
One theme this season is the amount of teams with 10 man or deeper rotations. Pace in the league is up. 3 pointers are flying. And all that running and shooting makes people more and more tired and also more and more injury prone. So there’s an inordinate amount in the early going of rotations […]
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Fantasy Basketball Podcast: The Best Shape of My Life
October 2, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, Podcast | 2 Commentsby: Mr. Hooper
A departure from discussing draft strategy and speculation, Ossie and Joel break down the Wolves-Knicks blockbuster trade of Karl-Anthony Towns for Julius Randle and Donte DiVincenzo. Should we be taking KAT and Brunson at the 1/2 turn now? How much of a hit can we anticipate for Donte and Rob Dillingham? Then, a cruise through […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2023-24 Midseason Fantasy Power Rankings, 19-22
January 30, 2024 | 2023-24 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Rankings |by: Jay
Welcome back to the third post of this mini-series as we take a moving snapshot in time, even if that sounds like an oxymoron. But basically, we’re taking this point in the season to take a look at the NBA landscape through the meta-fantasy lens. Sounds like it’s from the future, with robot dragons wearing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I’m Not Cool Enough For A Tattoo
December 13, 2023 | 2023-24 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: The Educator
Five game night across the league, let’s get it! Lakers/Mavericks I just love my guy Dereck Lively. He’s a really good real-life rookie and fits what the Mavs want to do on offense. 8 points, 8 rebounds, 2 blocks and steals, and is getting better and better. I really respect Luca Doncic tattoo game. I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? There Is No Offseason: Chicago Bulls Recap
April 18, 2023 | 2022-23 Fantasy Basketball, Chicago Bulls |by: The Educator
If you aren’t thinking about where your season went wrong, you’re behind the 8 ball. That 8 ball will read negative predictions if it’s a magic one. Speaking of teams who’s season went wrong, I’ll recap the non-playoff teams. Since nobody really wants a Pistons article for next year, I’ll start with the teams that narrowly missed the playoffs. The Bulls fit both of these, a team with a season that went wrong and missed the playoffs. They’re also my favorite squad because I’m stuck in the 90s. I still listen to Pearl Jam and Mistadobalina.
Please, blog, may I have some more? A Requiem for the Blue Devils:
March 22, 2023 | 2022-23 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: The Educator
It’s March Madness time, and in honor of Duke and their successful season, the first without a certain GOAT coach who looks like a rat, I’m gonna focus on the Dukies in the NBA. No, not Doookies, don’t be haters. One of the best things about being a fan of them lately is the many fantasy contributors from the best college hoops program in the land. It’s not their fault that they are better than whatever lesser team you follow.
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What are the Utah Jazz doing?
October 20, 2022 | 2022-23 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 1 Commentby: Paul Cawston
Welcome back fantasy fans to the first true night of NBA basketball! With twelve games last night, we can all over react to our terrible draft day decisions. Since we’re so early into the season, I will be adjusting my advice accordingly. Without further adieu let’s jump right into it!
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