Your left eyebrow is connected to the… ¬†right eyebrow!
Damn, teams who took the plunge and drafted Anthony Davis are getting rewarded for their brazenness, that’s for sure! ¬†My only RCL team left standing is my Brow squad, and I actually somehow think it’s the first time I’ve ever owned Brow… ¬†Maybe I had a share or two his rookie year, but despite always championing him, never got him anywhere with early picks. ¬†Anywho, monster 36/17/3/3/3 line for a 1.5 rainbow, giving him 3 straight 30/15 games. ¬†Who wants a unibrow ride?! ¬†They should totally make a “Unibrow Ride, $0.25” shirt. ¬†Screw that, I’m gonna! ¬†Razzball store, it’s time for me to make some new products!
Who’s with me and wants to buy those?! ¬†Let’s launch a kickstrarter! ¬†Here’s what else went down last night in fantasy basketball action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome to the semis! ¬†If you’ve survived this long in your standard H2H formats, then you’re merely 2 wins away from a title. ¬†Hard to believe after the marathon! ¬†Just think of how many more games the NCAA title hopefuls have to win to get a National Title!
With a mere two weeks left, there’s only 14 more days of streaming on the docket, making every add/drop count. ¬†So now’s the time (if you haven’t yet, whaaaaaaaaaaa?!) to check out The Stocktonator! ¬†Check out or new short-shorts robotics to help with your streaming decisions for each and every day this upcoming week.
And well, I have one RCL team that WON’T need The Stocktonator, due to The Omen getting absolutely possessed last week! ¬†Damian Lillard is now my least favorite player, after going 49/1/5/0/1 with 9 treys last night on 14-21 shooting. ¬†He scored 141 points last week, hitting 19 treys, and shot 55% from the field while doing so. ¬†Cost me the playoffs with narrow wins in FG% and points for my opp in a 4-5 loss. ¬†I’m done with you, Omen! ¬†Doesn’t help he shot 36-36 from the FT line either. ¬†What a preposterous week. ¬†Not to mention that after their bad loss to the Pels last Tuesday, he held a players-only meeting which led to a huge win at San Antonio Wednesday, followed by two big wins against the East besting Hotlanta and HotMiami over the weekend. ¬†Why is Atlanta hot, but Miami isn’t?! ¬†Whoever named it Hotlanta hasn’t been to many other cities! ¬†Portland is the hot city right now though! ¬†Here’s what else went down over the hot weekend in fantasy basketball action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
For anyone¬†who is in their early 30s (or older), this song would be familiar. ¬†Sadly, I’m giving away my age. ¬†Slim is totally not gonna be drafting me if I was a professional NBA player.
In any case, it’s the 1st week of the playoffs and where it’s either you make it to the next round, or it’s sayonara until next season. ¬†Going into the weekend, it could be do or die… as is the case for most of my teams in Razzball leagues where I hobbled into the playoff spot without Kevin Durant. ¬†So if you’re finding yourself in the similar situation of trying to get through via the band aid solution, these ideas below might help.
Let’s take it by day and some potential pick ups:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Razznation! ¬†We are now in the playoffs! I would just like to begin by saying that it is an absolutely gorgeous day today in sunny Florida. ¬†70 degrees, with clear skies, and a lovely breeze. ¬†I’ve heard that some of you Eskimos in the North aren’t fairing so well. ¬†Ah well, enough with the bragging. ¬†Once again, there is very little to comment on, in terms of pickups. ¬†A few names come to mind, but at this point, the percentages have moved to right around where they should be.Please, blog, may I have some more?
It was the night of the triple-double. Perennial MVP candidates, Russell Westbrook and LeBron James, each notched a triple-double to lead their teams to victory.
Westbrook added 25 points, 19 assists, and 12 rebounds for his third straight triple-double, all of which are Thunder victories. It was Westbrook‚Äôs 33rd triple-double of the season, who remains just 8 shy of tying Oscar Robertson‚Äôs NBA record of 41 in a season.
For LeBron, he needed just 28 minutes to post 16/11/12 against the Pistons, a team he seems to dominate since his unforgettable 48-point performance in the 2007 Eastern Conference Finals. He wouldn‚Äôt be denied and knocked over anything in his path, including teammate Kyrie Irving:
The Cavs were in a bit of a slump, losing 4 of 5, heading into their matchup with the Pistons. With the Cavs just 2.5 games up on the Celtics, hopefully James will finish the year on a tear. It was James‚Äô 10th triple-double of the season and third in the last four games.
Now onto the rest of the nightly notables:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Timing. ¬†It’s a bitch. ¬†Losing one of your bedrocks the weekend before the H2H playoffs is the injury gods spitting into our faces and hitting us across the jaw! ¬†No joke, last night I had a dream that DeMarcus Cousins straight cold-cocked Salah Mejri in the face. ¬†Must’ve lingered from a convo I had with Grey last week about how there’s no more NBA fights, and Mejri always seems to wanna mix it up. ¬†Weird how spot on that dream could be!
Anywho, my trip out West certainly didn’t help my focus! ¬†We got some awful news Saturday that LaMarcus Aldridge is going to be out indefinitely with minor heart¬†arrhythmia. ¬†He missed the final 9 games in his rookie year and 10 days in 2011 due to heart-related issues, so if the further testing done today is positive, maybe we could get him back by the semi-finals next week. ¬†For teams scrapping their way in a do-or-die quarterfinals¬†in the playoffs, unless you have an open INJ spot, Aldridge can probably go. ¬†Get well soon, LA! ¬†In the meantime, David Lee (12/6/2 – 18 mins) and Dewayne Dedmon (9/7/0/0/2 – 22 mins) should get a little added run, but those numbers quoted there were in that weird game Saturday night against the Dubs, with Kerr and Pop benching everyone. ¬†I’m sure ABC was THRILLED when they heard GSW was DNPing¬†everyone and the Spurs were going to be without Kawhi Leonard and LA! ¬†I’m not huge on Lee, but I think he’s your biggest benefactor, and could help deeper leagues or be a streamer for those boring Pts/Reb cats. ¬†Hopefully losing LA doesn’t make you a Ded Mon! ¬†Here’s what else went down over the weekend in fantasy basketball action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
JB be California dreamin’! ¬†Sorry for the later notes today, as I wrap up my West Coast trip and head for sunny Florida tomorrow. ¬†I’m so discombobulated with my jet lag and California culture, I thought the Jamal version of Crawford got traded to the Pelicans or something! ¬†But nooooooo, Jordan Crawford is back in the NBA ladies and germs!
In a game where the Pelicans were unsurprisingly stagnated by the Jazz D, Jordan of the Crawfords kept it close with a bench spark, going 19/1/3/2/0 with 3 treys on 8-15 shooting. ¬†All that in 20 minutes too! ¬†Did the Pelicans expect the ridiculous offensive prowess of E’Twuan Moore and Solomon Hill would provide some bench wing scoring?! ¬†It isn’t shocking that a 28-year-old Crawford was slaying the D-League with nearly 24 points a game, and isn’t surprising to see him be a good bench scorer on the right squad. ¬†Maybe you give him a look in the Michael Beasley/Derrick Williams sort of way as a deep league scorer, but this is likely one of his best lines on the season. ¬†Not like he can gel with the twin tower USG-whores ¬†in the starting 5 – he’s gonna be the bench scorer like we’ve always seen from Jamal Crawford. ¬†Wait, I mean Jordan Crawford! ¬†Ahhhhhhhhhh! ¬†Here’s what else went down last night in NBA action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
As we head into August, now is a perfect time to take a look back at the¬†free agency period for the upcoming 2014-15 NBA season.
While there is one big name yet to sign (Eric Bledsoe), a few less-intriguing options still on the market (Michael Beasley, Andray Blatche, Kent Bazemore, Jordan Crawford), and another who’s unsure whether he’ll play or retire (Ray Allen), most of the fantasy basketball world knows where guys will be playing this season. ¬†Of course, that still doesn’t include the possibility of Kevin Love finding a new home by the end of the summer, but that could be the subject of an entirely different article.
There is little doubt in anyone’s mind that Love will land in Cleveland, which will make them a huge force in the Eastern Conference — and in the entire NBA.Please, blog, may I have some more?
The injury bug hath claimed another victim, with LaMarcus Aldridge suffering a tough fall in San Antonio on his lower back/coccyx. ¬†What are you doing to us fantasy gods?! ¬†While reports right now is it was only a lower back contusion, you never want to hear “needed a wheelchair to get around the arena.” ¬†Unless you’re Professor X! ¬†Yikes. ¬†As Slim is putting out early this afternoon, the Blazers have a mammoth of a 5-week slate coming up in the second week of the playoffs. ¬†So if you’re an Aldridge owner, I would just thank my blessings, or count my lucky stars, or something like that, if L.A. can indeed give you all five of those. ¬†In the immediacy, Thomas Robinson looks like an interesting pickup for some flashy upside. ¬†“Oh camon JB, Thomas Robinson again!?” ¬†Yup! ¬†And I said it last time and he had a 14/18/2/0/2 in there! ¬†I serious doubt Aldridge will suit up again this week, giving T-Rob some serious run. ¬†We’ll obviously get some more detailed updates throughout the day, so sacrifice a shot of rum to Jobu, or rub your bunions against the carpet, whatever you do to appease the fantasy gods to get a healthy Aldridge back for the postseason. ¬†Here’s what else went down in fantasy action:Please, blog, may I have some more?