Wembypocalypse Now

No, it’s just not based on a famous movie’s title that was based on the existential dread one feels when watching Clippers get destroyed by an eventual 15-win team. Today’s title describes today’s official state of mind. We’ve talked about, they’ve talked about it, everyone’s talked about it; with Victor Wembanyama heading into his year-3 […]

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Preseason Notes: The Decision, Part Deux

by: Jay

Don’t forget to sign-up for our free RazzJam Tournament, an NFC fantasy basketball contest where the community joins with the experts to see who the best of the best of the best is! Drafts start on October 10th! Is LeBron a marketing genius or is LeBron a marketing moron? The real question is, can LeBoth be […]

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2025-26 Fantasy Basketball Roto Rankings: Big Men

September 10, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Rankings |

by: Jay

Don’t forget to sign-up for our free RazzJam Tournament, an NFC fantasy basketball contest where the community joins with the experts to see who the best of the best of the best is! Roto Rankings: C | F | G | Overall Points Rankings: C | F | G | Overall Dynasty Rankings: C | F | G | Top-50 Welcome to the […]

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2025-26 Way Too Early Top-100 NBA Fantasy Rankings

July 31, 2025 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball |

by: Jay

It’s been a while! Or has it? With the playoffs lasting as long as the Pleistocene epoch, and then you literally add in the NBA draft right after… and then the Summer League? You literally have nothing but basketball to consume until the period we find ourselves in now. Even then, we’ve had a stretch […]

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Scouting for the Silly Season

January 31, 2025 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, Podcast | 11 Comments

by: Mr. Hooper

After sorting through the latest injury updates — so long, Jalen Johnson; we’ll remember you fondly next draft season — Joel and Ossie break out the crystal ball and try to gaze beyond the trade deadline in search of future value. Are there tank commanders in Brooklyn or Charlotte that are worth stashing? What would […]

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Thunder Not in the Forecast

December 18, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |

by: Jay

Look at the majesty of that pun. Not the pun itself, but the pure lack of any effort whatsoever. Much like the Thunder’s shooting! Aye-oh. Anyways, in a game that may or may not have counted for either you, myself and the NBA (pretty sure it did not count, Doc Rivers in shambles), the Bucks […]

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Fantasy Basketball Podcast: Roses for Rip City?

November 19, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, Podcast |

by: Mr. Hooper

Ossie returns from the IL to join Joel and the duo kick off the show discussing the surprisingly bright future in Portland and the predictably grim state of affairs for the Bucks. After considering the prospect of trading away Giannis Antetokounmpo (don’t do it…yet. Maybe. Unless…), the pair examine the development of three Jalens (Williams, […]

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Fantasy Basketball Podcast: Roto Strategy Special

October 8, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, Draft, Podcast |

by: Mr. Hooper

Timers are ticking down, projection sheets are spread wide, and queues (for goodness sake!) are being set. We’re in the beating heart of draft season, so Joel and Ossie break down how to approach a format that has gotten its hooks into them: the deep draft and hold roto contest. Volume is king in roto, […]

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2024-25 Fantasy Basketball Points Rankings: Centers

October 7, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, 2024-25 Fantasy Rankings |

by: Jay

Don’t forget to sign-up for our free RazzJam Tournament, an NFC fantasy basketball contest where the community joins with the experts to see who the best of the best of the best is! (Totally an MIB reference, man I’m old!) Roto Rankings: C | F | G | Overall Points Rankings: C | F | […]

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2024-25 Fantasy Basketball Roto Rankings: Forwards

September 30, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, 2024-25 Fantasy Rankings |

by: Jay

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2024-25 Way Too Early Rankings, 1-10

September 6, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Rankings, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |

by: Jay

Welcome to the post-Labor Day hype period where we try to escape from the basketball doldrums of Summer (yes, I just used the word “doldrums”). True, this Summer was unique in that we had a fun Summer League, lots of trades and of course a very entertaining Gold Medal foray in France, but still, like […]

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Fantasy Basketball Podcast: We Are So Back!

August 21, 2024 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, Podcast |

by: Mr. Hooper

Does this mean that summer is so over? Not quite, but we are talking fantasy hoops again. On the first episode of the ’24-25 season, Joel and Ossie recap an NFBKC draft that went down in early August. Twenty-five picks and $150 later, did either one do well enough to take down some of the […]

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