With preseason, of course you need to take stats with a massive grain of salt. Reading preseason box scores needs to be done with discernment (here’s a guide). That’s why we’re here, y’all. Pounding box scores and using discernment to help you out. Here are some notable things from the preseason so far, by teams […]
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Day’Ron Sharpe
Like previously noted, we had a draft in the Yahoo! Friends and Family League. I could go through and critique all the teams, but that doesn’t sound like something a friend or family member should do! So instead, I reached out to the managers for their responses. Shockingly, some wrote back! For reference, here’s a […]
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The Worst Fantasy Basketball Team You Can Draft, Rounds 5-8
September 22, 2026 | 2026-27 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Strategy |by: kelder
Got the Yahoo! Friends and Family draft Wednesday night, lessssgo. Kostas and Jay from here are in that league as well, along with analysts from Yahoo, Rotowire, Rotoworld, The Athletic (Razz alum Son), Locked On, Hashtag, and more. Will definitely write a lot about it! But now, to get my Negative Nancies out of the […]
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February 14, 2026 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Strategy | 1 Commentby: kelder
Well we don’t have games for a week. Time to relax a bit, watch a little college ball, and rest right? Nah. There’s things to do yet. This is one guy’s to-do list. My guy Dan Titus on Yahoo wrote this first. I’m gonna shamelessly copy him here. Divest Yourself of Tanking Team Assets as […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Week 15 Rotation Report: Trade Deadline Stashes
January 30, 2026 | 2025-26 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Strategy |by: kelder
The NBA trade deadline is in less than a week, and it’s time to figure out who’s going to benefit, and who’s going to be hurt by deadline moves. I’m not sourced. I’m a bit of a prophet, but not a great one. But I do spend too much time on the internet. So, this […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?If you’re following my stuff here, you’d know that I was in Mexico. Actually, it was a full service resort, and if you’ve ever gone to one, you’ll notice the efficiency. Messes are swept up without being noticed. Food is ready and plentiful. The rooms are always clean somehow. Your fantasy team needs that kind […]
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Elementary, My Dear Watford
February 22, 2025 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes, Podcast | 7 Commentsby: Mr. Hooper
Back from their ASG hiatus, Joel and Ossie discuss the sad end to Victor Wembanyama’s season, Bobby Portis’ 25-game suspension, and the Sixers slowly circling the drain despite a massive effort from Tyrese Maxey. After working through the news du jour, the duo recap their deep league trade deadline acquisitions (Harrison Barnes and Trendon Watford […]
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January 31, 2025 | 2024-25 Fantasy Basketball, Podcast | 11 Commentsby: Mr. Hooper
After sorting through the latest injury updates — so long, Jalen Johnson; we’ll remember you fondly next draft season — Joel and Ossie break out the crystal ball and try to gaze beyond the trade deadline in search of future value. Are there tank commanders in Brooklyn or Charlotte that are worth stashing? What would […]
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February 5, 2024 | 2023-24 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: kelder
This week, I dug into Basketball Reference’s per 36 minute rate stats. With the trade deadline coming up, I’ve always found this as a way to find guys who have been producing in limited minutes. If you have room for guys, this could be a great stash option. Potentially, these could pay off in a […]
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December 27, 2023 | 2023-24 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 1 Commentby: kelder
One player per game to highlight in a 9 game set. That’s nine guys! I’ll try to make it relevant to your team and highlight possible pickups. So, obviously Andre Drummond is the guy to run to get. The starter got kicked in the groin and is missing time with an adductor contusion. Drummond came […]
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A Christmas Merrill-cle in Cleveland
December 21, 2023 | 2023-24 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: PhilOssie
Sam Merrill made it back-to-back career scoring highs Wednesday night, hitting 8-of-14 from behind the arch and finishing with 27 points, 3 boards, 2 assists and a steal, helping the Cavs pull away from the Jazz in the fourth quarter. The casual NBA fan would hear the name Sam Merrill and just assume we’re talking […]
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November 29, 2023 | 2023-24 Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: kelder
Greetings from November Madness, AKA the NBA final play in tournament pool night! Now that I read it, November Madness doesn’t work. No alliteration. There were a few exciting games, though. Boston over Chicago This, however, was not one of the exciting games. Wow is Chicago bad. Like, they gave up a putback dunk to […]
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