It was a week to remember. We laughed, we cried, and I think we learned something new about ourselves, a la Full House weekly episode recap. God, I miss Danny Tanner, and his homespun wisdom. Where were you when I wanted to get a Wu-Tang tattoo when I was 18 years old, Mr Tanner? Speaking of emotions ranging from awesome to regret, let us consider the Razzball RCL: For the Random Commenter Fantasy League participators, week 7 was another step towards fantasy dominance, and in some cases, the rich got richer, and others delivered a “THIS IS SPARTA!” kick to their opponent. Let’s see how the debauchery unfolded, shall we?
JB’s Random Commenter League. Ladies and Gentlemen, Theeeeeeeese are the JB’s!! Any Godfather of Soul fans out there? I hope so. One thing we can be sure of, is that this JB league likes the 7-2 stew, in multiple servings. The Handsome Lads and Donna’s Mate both helped themselves to a bowl of the 7-2, beating Baby Got Back and Serbian Stud (Darko). Sidenote: Is Darko Milicic still considered a stud in Serbia? I would sooner think Vlade Divac, or at least Rasho Nesterovic, but what do I know? It is interesting to note that the editor, JB, is in last place. Hmmm. The overall leader Your Mom Says Hi is on top with a record of 42-20-1. And in the biggest trade of the year thus far in RCL, King James traded his namesake, along with Aaron Brooks, Zaza P, and Jason Smith, to Punk Rock Gods for Al Jeff, D Will, Wes Matthews and DeAndre Jordan. Boom.
All Country Ball Club. Now, we serve a lot of 7-2 stew in the RCL kitchen, but everyone once in a while, we get the special order. A Vegan Kosher, hold the onions, stew. So it comes as no surprise that the Brooklyn Ballers try to get a 7-1 over Polskie Murarze order past this chef. I do not bat an eye, son. Order Up! Our Man, High as Greg Kite is still breaking hearts, as well as backboards, with an over all lead of 46-16-1. That is domination, people!
JB’s Random Commenter League 2. The Deuce in full effect! Royal Flush knows how to grow up big and strong: with a weekly bowl of 7-2 stew, beating Razzle Dazzle2. The deuce is strong with that one. Overall, Slippery Squirrels continue to remain in pole position with a score 40-21-2.
Razzball League 3 the Ringers. The Kosher Vegan Stew is becoming so popular, I’m considering putting it on the menu! The New Day Co-Op beat Beeeenga! with a 7-1 dish. Team Tough Guy Town is still ruling the roost with a score of 40-22-1.
Razzball Hardwood Classic. Finally, a good old fashioned beat down! Daddy needs the odd bout of the ultra-violence from time to time, and Chump Change read me loud and clear, putting the boots to Bret’s Not Brown in an 8-1 thumping. Bret may not be brown, but this week he’s black and Blue, Amirite?? Chump was helped along with a trade where he gained Chris Bosh, and the Ru Paul of big men knew he better work! Overall, the Classic is ruled by Foot’s Flight Crew, with a score of 45-17-1.
The Double Bonus Fan League. All we need is love. And a hippy serving of 7-1 stew. Doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, does it? Havana Raftriders confirmed what I have suspected all along, that he is a commie, by ordering up a batch of organic, in-season, locally grown, humanely slaughtered pinko stew, beating Spencer’s Super Team in skirt wearing 7-1 fashion. Fortunately, High Upsiders still likes his meat red, and is leading the league by a score of 43-18-2.
Be advised, The Holiday season work-to-rule is shortly coming into effect. I will endeavour to get you all the RCL action, but don’t expect the same wit and panache, as I will be travelling to see family.
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