Deep breath. We’ve come to the end of the 2010 fantasy basketball rankings for roto leagues. H2Hers, your due is due. Also, your Dew is diet. It was on sale. Also², those who actually took a deep breath a second ago should exhale. I shouldn’t have to tell you that. Why do you only do […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Daily/weekly player projections for the next 7 days + rest of season projections per game/36M + today’s lineups with integrated projections!
Louis Amundson – Remember how shocked you were the first time you found out Greg Ostertag wasn’t from Lithuania or Poland or something? Yeah, I still have that feeling every time I look at Amundson. Dude’s got to be from Sweden … no? South Africa? He’s from Ventura, you say? Is that in Norway? … […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Lemme guess, you saw a picture of an Indiana Pacer and you almost skipped over this post as a premeditated strike against boredom. Either that, or you did skip over this post as a premeditated strike against boredom and a buddy of yours who read this post told you later about how I predicted your […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
The 2010 Roto Fantasy Basketball Top 100 dropped Monday and hit you a few times, now you walk with a limp (you a’ight). Today it’s the same thing, but different. Now we’re looking at the 2010 Head-To-Head Fantasy Basketball Top 100. Everyone except for the cross-eyed guy in the back. He never really looks at […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let’s not pussyfoot around here (I just vacuumed): would you trust David Kahn and his Minnesota Timbergoofs (or is it “Timbergooves”?) with your fantasy team? No. You wouldn’t. You would? No. You wouldn’t. Stop it. Despite the facts that Wesley Johnson was the best player Minnesota was likely going to get in this year’s draft […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
At this point, the tale is out on Sacramento’s DeMarcus Cousins: he’ll be awesome if he can harness his atomic attitude and a massive bust if he can’t. Let’s say it’s that cut ‘n’ dry – it isn’t. I know, but we’re just saying it is for the sake of argument. Whatever. Why don’t we […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
We’ve run through the fantasy basketball rankings for each position … well, you ran through them. I sprinted for a bit, got a cramp ’cause of all the knockwurst I ate prior to the list and then puked on my slacks. I don’t know why I wore slacks to a sprint. I made sure to […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
The big boned Sean May broke his foot and will be out ’til after training camp. May’s feet were tired of all the stress and strain and put their two weeks notice in. After three consecutive days of coming into work late, filthy and constantly harassing the secretaries, the rest of Sean May asked his […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
When we last saw Josh Childress, he was an underused forward with a killer afro and issues with his playing time. So he skipped off to Greece in hopes of getting his groove back. And get his groove back he did, assuming you define “getting one’s groove back” as making almost no progress whatsoever. You […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
The upcoming season hasn’t begun yet. Really, it’s still a glimmer in your eye, a good idea, a bottle of Boone’s Farm and a basement futon away from fruition. What you do with fruit and futons is your own business, unless it involves keepers. Then it’s my business. Some keepers you end up casting aside, […]Please, blog, may I have some more?