You come here for the laughs and to know which players to draft, but today, I present to you the picks from the Razzball staff. Enjoy! And make sure to throw internet tomatoes and flame those you make major gaffes.
| NAME | FANTASY SLEEPER | FANTASY BUST | FANTASY ROOKIE OF THE YEAR | FANTASY MVP |
| SON | Zach Collins | Zion Williamson | Ja Morant | Karl-Anthony Towns |
| Kostas | Malcolm Brogdon | RJ Barrett | Zion Williamson | Anthony Davis |
| Kid McKay | Thomas Bryant | Paul George | Zion Williamson | Anthony Davis |
| Phamtastic | Kelly Oubre Jr. | Zion Williamson | Ja Morant | James Harden |
| JCohn | Dejounte Murray | Caris LeVert | Ja Morant | Nikola Jokic |
| Mel | Miles Bridges | Buddy Hield | Michael Porter Jr. | Ben Simmons |
| Jalen | Brandon Clarke | Blake Griffin | Ja Morant | James Harden |
| Mora | Serge Ibaka | Mitchell Robinson | Ja Morant | James Harden |
| Viz | Jeff Teague | Paul George | Zion Williamson | Stephen Curry |
| NAME | EAST CHAMPS | EAST SURPRISE | WEST CHAMPS | WEST SURPRISE |
| SON | Philadelphia 76ers | Miami Heat | Utah Jazz | San Antonio Spurs |
| Kostas | Milwaukee Bucks | Indiana Pacers | Denver Nuggets | Memphis Grizzlies |
| Kid McKay | Philadelphia 76ers | Miami Heat | Denver Nuggets | New Orleans Pelicans |
| Phamtastic | Philadelphia 76ers | Indiana Pacers | Los Angeles Lakers | Phoenix Suns |
| JCohn | Philadelphia 76ers | Indiana Pacers | Los Angeles Clippers | San Antonio Spurs |
| Mel | Philadelphia 76ers | New York Knicks | Houston Rockets | Dallas Mavericks |
| Jalen | Philadelphia 76ers | Miami Heat | Los Angeles Clippers | New Orleans Pelicans |
| Mora | Philadelphia 76ers | Boston Celtics | Los Angeles Lakers | Golden State Warriors |
| Viz | Philadelphia 76ers | Chicago Bulls | Utah Jazz | Warriors MISS the Playoffs |
| NAME | NBA CHAMPS |
| SON | Philadelphia 76ers |
| Kostas | Milwaukee Bucks |
| Kid McKay | Los Angeles Clippers |
| Phamtastic | Los Angeles Lakers |
| JCohn | Los Angeles Clippers |
| Mel | Philadelphia 76ers |
| Jalen | Los Angeles Clippers |
| Mora | Los Angeles Lakers |
| Viz | Utah Jazz |
