I would love to not talk about whatever that was we saw for All-Star night, and if you didn’t watch, you may be the luckiest of all. Even if you dare venture in watching any of the recaps, know that this is not the morbidly interesting disaster that was the Cats movie kind of thing, more like Will Smith’s valiant attempt to keep his wife’s name out of Chris Rock’s mouth type of cringe. Like, you want the players to care about the All-Star game, then have Kevin Hart live-roasting them during the 20 total minutes they actually played. That is a choice I guess.
Regardless, basketball is still several days away, but here are your Post-All Star Rankings!
Jay is a longtime Razzball everything who consumes an egregious amount of Makers Mark as a vehicle to gain wisdom and augment his natural glow. Living in the D.C. area, he also likes spending time visiting the local parks and feeding lettuce to any turtles he encounters, including Mitch McConnell.
