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While we’ll have a separate look at this past NBA Draft as a whole, it’s probably a pretty logical idea to highlight some of the best-of-the-best-of-the-best (contextually speaking!) players from this new class that will be garnering major minutes in their respective rotations for the upcoming 2023-24 Season. Also, the Victor Wembanyama name-drops for the almighty SEO Gods also makes this subject-matter easy to talk about. AGGREGRATE ME BRO. And speaking of which, if you thought “Wemby-Watch!” was absurd last season, wait until this basketball year when he actually gets to play professionally! However, this kinda makes our jobs as content-entrepreneurs (or how I like to refer to myself: content-philanthropist) a bit easier. I mean, what can you say about Wemby that hasn’t already been said about a tall crane following down on a skyscraper? Tall, destructive and attention-grabbing. The crane actually collapsing like it’s WWII really brings the French part out too… and the joke itself is worthy enough to lose the two-to-three French-speaking readers that I estimate we have. (I don’t know how to estimate, if you were wondering.)

Please, blog, may I have some more?