Jay is a longtime Razzball everything who consumes an egregious amount of Makers Mark as a vehicle to gain wisdom and augment his natural glow. Living in the D.C. area, he also likes spending time visiting the local parks and feeding lettuce to any turtles he encounters, including Mitch McConnell.
by: Jay
I’m sure there’s a better way of saying it, but let’s be clear, the Clippers may have left San Diego many many years ago, but San Diego never left the Clippers. After starting 8-10 through their first 18 games (including a six-game losing streak post-Harden trade) the Clippers looked like the best team since the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I guess it’d be more Frencho Victor in this case, but that sounds mildly racist, so we’ll just go with it since I’m almost certain all Victor Wembanyama word-play possibilities will be exhausted by next season. (That, and he’d probably take over Roman basketball pretty easily. I mean, who’s on their team besides Zombie Jesus […]
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Much like a fire (THE FIRE RISES), or even the ancient legend of the Phoenix (not the Suns), the Brow has taken the season and pretty much flipped the normal script and risen again as something new. During the preseason, the 2023-24 Lakers were pretty much like any other Lakers teams since the bubble; they […]
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Welcome back friends to what marks the home stretch of the fantasy basketball season. I’m not sure if that’s official, but we try not to do anything here officially at Razz, so I’ll just call it like I see it, and there is roughly about a third of the season left. I have no idea […]
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Welcome back to the third post of this mini-series as we take a moving snapshot in time, even if that sounds like an oxymoron. But basically, we’re taking this point in the season to take a look at the NBA landscape through the meta-fantasy lens. Sounds like it’s from the future, with robot dragons wearing […]
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As you may or may not have heard (read?), we’re doing some Midseason Rankings just to see how the NBA fantasy landscape is shaping. If you tuned in last time, we covered the “Draft Capital” tier, which seems like inadvertent shade since the upcoming draft is pretty barren compared to the recent WEMBYPOCALYPSE, but it’s […]
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We’re going to try a bit different slant heading into what is essentially the midpoint of the season, also called the “midseason” as spoiled by the title. We’ll go over a snapshot of where I think the teams are, the fantasy implications, and perhaps some of my skillful AND also delightful yo momma jokes. We’ll […]
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What do the two have in common? Not much. However, whenever I see Marvin Bagley‘s name, I want to say it like it’s Marvin Bagel. I can’t say if that’s because I’m just hungry now or just always hungry, but the place is burning down if a player ever even remotely has a name that […]
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Well, we just passed the “third-mark” of the season, which as the term implies, was the point when the third of the season was reached… not sure why I created a term and defined when I could have just saved a step, but then again, I live in a world where word count equals money, […]
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Seriously though, I got some tikka masala in the fridge… I mean I don’t, wishing is not having, but for the sake of the pun gods (are they pagan?) and my stomach, we must combine NBA with food at all times. Just like Zion! (Too soon?) But even with the d-plus pun, the question is […]
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So many nicks, so little time. Sorry Nick! But yes, the human stat-line roller coast (longer nick, you like?) Anthony Davis went from “Level 1” to “Level 3” apparently, skipped what I figured would be an injury at Level 2 and put up a 40/20 (along with 5 assists and 4 blocks) to help LeBron […]
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I admit it, I’ve never been a huge Luka Dončić guy (he finished with 36 points, 15 rebounds, 18 assists and 2 blocks and 2 steals), though to my credit (and so I don’t have to eat an egregious amount of crow) I always respected the talent. Well, respected the talent shining through what seemed […]
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