Stephen Curry‘s ankle used up its final sick day of the year, because unlike weak ankles themselves, sick days don’t roll over. (Boom! Nailed it.) Dwyane Wade? His left foot caused an early exit. Then a quarter later, his right foot told his left to stop being such a damn sissy, strap on an extra […]
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Add Some Cole To Your Stalking
December 28, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 26 Commentsby: Adam
Here’s what you’re likely to hear around the fantasy blogosphere today: You’re likely to read that Norris Cole scored 14 of Miami’s final 24 points. You’re likely to be reminded of Mario Chalmers‘ embarrassing 6 tovs in 19 minutes. And if you read about those two things, you’re probably likely to read about how Cole […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I added Robin Lopez in two of my leagues. I didn’t like doing it, but anytime a guy who was overhyped last year drops 21/7 in 27 reserve minutes, you kind of got to throw away your last pick and take a chance. I’m not alone, of course. I would have grabbed Fropez across all […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fake Teams Fantasy Basketball Blogger Draft – Team Razzball
December 21, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 35 Commentsby: Adam
I was fortunate enough to be invited to Earth’s most classy and famous expert league – the FakeTeams Hoops Tournament. The league has 14 teams consisting of three FakeTeamers (the hosts of this shindig), two guys from ESPN, one from Canada’s The Basketball Jones, one rep from Give Me the Rock, one from Fox Sports, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Basketball Draft Tiers
December 20, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 22 Commentsby: Adam
You gotta have a draft routine; the things you do or eat or wear to ensure you’re in the best possible zone while picking players that you will spend the next seven, er, five months swearing at. What do you mean LaMarcus Aldridge might miss the start of the season? He was my fourth pick! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It can’t be that hard to find a diamond the size of a ping-pong ball, right? .
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Top 200 Fantasy Basketball Rankings
December 17, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 40 Commentsby: Adam
With the top 100 lists sealed in the vault (that could very easily be re-opened by anyone by clicking here), we’ve finished the Lavergne, the Shirley and the Lenny of fantasy basketball lists. Time to get Squiggy with it! These are the best of the rest. These are the names that make good teams great […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Programming Note: It’s All Happening UPDATE!
December 17, 2011 | Razzball Commenter Leagues | 5 Commentsby: Adam
Having produced what feels like 900 reviews of every player ever to touch a Spalding, Razzball’s taking a 20 second timeout and squeezing its cramping side while it catches its breath. Until we’re ready to go-a wasseling again (sometime around noon today), a few announcements need announcing. UPDATE: We’ve found an organizer for the fifth […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Wait! Before you name your fantasy basketball team the “Lob City Clippers*,” just know that I’ve already seen three fantasy owners name their team this and it’s only been 48 hours since Blake Griffin said it! Fantasy team names are like pet’s names: To hell with respectable, the goal is to hit on something funny. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Basketball Top 100
December 15, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 34 Commentsby: Adam
We’ve run through the fantasy basketball rankings for each position – well, you ran through them. I sprinted for a bit, started feeling woozy, then threw up all over my slacks. I don’t know why I wore slacks to a sprint, but I made sure to wear bicycling shorts to today’s 2011 fantasy basketball top […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 Centers, 2011 Fantasy Basketball
December 14, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 13 Commentsby: Adam
With the top 20, top 10, top PG, top SG, top SF and top 20 PF for 2011 fantasy basketball in the can, it’s time to go out with a blowout and look at the top 20 centers for 2011. On Monday I warned you that some of these blokes can be considered power forwards. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Basketball Auction Draft Strategy
December 13, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 35 Commentsby: Adam
Auction drafting: my favorite time of the year. You can keep your Sweetest Day and your Arbor Day. Give me liberty, or give me auction draft day, or death. It’s the only time where friends and strangers alike converge in one place and sweat it out uncomfortably all afternoon. Actually, it’s one of two such […]
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