by: Adam
A friend of mine got married this summer. None of us groomsmen discussed what we’d wear, but it seemed pretty obvious. After a lifetime of burpin’ and fartin’ and wedgies, it was only appropriate that we’d all wear our tuxedo t-shirts and jeans. I arrived to the church where, lo and behold, I was the […]
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It’s not always easy to keep perspective. Like when the 410 lb. orca whale purchasing $30-worth of Burger King for himself double-checks with the cashier that the soda he was served is Diet. But we here at Razzball know how difficult maintaining perspective can be, especially when you’re drunk and trying to sketch moving objects. […]
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Imagine Woody Allen arriving on-stage at the Academy Awards (“Zoinks, he never comes to these award shows! What a get!”) three minutes past the time the broadcast was scheduled to end to present the final award for Best Sound Effects Editing to “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Coblah.” That’s what fantasy drafts are like. They […]
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With the top 100 lists for both rotisserie and head-to-head leagues in the vault, along with the rotisserie top 200, we’ve finished the Lavergne, the Shirley and the Lenny of fantasy basketball lists. Time to get Squiggy with it! There’s something so raw about H2H, like frozen fish wrapped in newspaper. Know thy enemy, match […]
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The Razzball Commenter Leagues are about set. The original RCL got wet, spawned slime cocoons, and are waiting to hatch and take over the city as we speak. The details of the leagues were posted last week. Click this link, or search for the post the old fashioned way. Smoke signaled Morse code? Not quite […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?When I was 14, I was convinced girls liked guys with pained and mysterious pasts. Every date I ever went on until I was 20, I managed to sneak in hints that I was somehow bruised and tormented with something that made me sensitive and mature and really “get” Belle & Sebastian albums. I didn’t, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Adam
It’s not always easy to keep perspective. Like when the 410 lb. orca whale purchasing $30-worth of Burger King for himself double-checks with the cashier that the soda he was served is Diet. But we here at Razzball know how difficult maintaining perspective can be, especially when you’re drunk and trying to sketch moving objects. […]
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There are some foods that would really benefit from being cut and sliced like pizza. Take hamburgers, for example. Nicer places will slice them in two for you, but the bigger those things get, the more they need to be fractioned. White Castle sliders? Set it and get it. Jon Brockman’s “Brockness Burger“? Not so […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Adam
It’s not always easy to keep perspective. Like when the 410 lb. orca whale purchasing $30-worth of Burger King for himself double-checks with the cashier that the soda he was served is Diet. But we here at Razzball know how difficult maintaining perspective can be, especially when you’re drunk and trying to sketch moving objects. […]
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Are your fantasy leagues like mine? Everyone starts off excited to utilize the hours of their preseason studying by applying it to a killer draft and getting the best possible jump on running away with the league and all the glory that goes with it. Then the draft ends and you took Granger and you […]
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Deep breath. We’ve come to the end of the 2010 fantasy basketball rankings for roto leagues. H2Hers, your due is due. Also, your Dew is diet. It was on sale. Also², those who actually took a deep breath a second ago should exhale. I shouldn’t have to tell you that. Why do you only do […]
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Louis Amundson – Remember how shocked you were the first time you found out Greg Ostertag wasn’t from Lithuania or Poland or something? Yeah, I still have that feeling every time I look at Amundson. Dude’s got to be from Sweden … no? South Africa? He’s from Ventura, you say? Is that in Norway? … […]
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