Dwyane Wade was offered a reported $2 million a month to play in China (UPDATE! No he wasn’t). Marco Belinelli is likely off to Italy. Patty Mills and Ersan Ilyasova are off to Turkey. Jordan Farmar and Trevor Booker are off to the motherland, and compromise seems off the table as Billy Hunter made the […]
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2011 Fantasy Basketball Team Previews, Toronto Raptors
August 3, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 8 Commentsby: Adam
With the lockout likely to linger well into October and perhaps into November, trying to preview the seasons of 30 teams that might not actually have one seems about as worthwhile as raking leaves on a windy day. But I love raking and the wind only makes it last longer. We here at Razzball have […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Basketball Rookie, Enes Kanter
August 1, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: Adam
It’s both bizarre and oddly thrilling how little is known about Enes Kanter. Usually, two months into his tenure as a drafted NBA player, we’ve learned as much as we can possibly think of about these guys. We’re more curious about fresh hoops meat than anyone we know in actual reality. I can’t remember the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?With the lockout likely to linger well into October and perhaps into November, trying to preview the seasons of 30 teams that might not actually have one seems about as worthwhile as raking leaves on a windy day. But I love raking and the wind only makes it last longer. We here at Razzball have […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Basketball Rookie, Derrick Williams
July 25, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: Adam
When my computer freezes, I yank out the power cord from the electrical socket. TV goes on the fritz? I whack it a few times. Freezer breaks? Eff it – I just turn it into a closet exclusively used for pants! I’m not good with technology. I’m about as capable with technologically as Amy Winehouse […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m about to do something that is going to hurt us both. I’m sorry for doing it, but if I don’t, it’ll get worse and fester and eventually form an outgrowth that will poke holes in both of our faces AT THE SAME TIME! I’m going to defend Chris Bosh. I’m not going to spend […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Basketball Team Previews, Cleveland Cavaliers
July 20, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: Adam
With the lockout likely to linger well into October and perhaps into November, trying to preview the seasons of 30 teams that might not actually have one seems about as worthwhile as raking leaves on a windy day. But I love raking and the wind only makes it last longer. We here at Razzball have […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Basketball Rookie, Kyrie Irving
July 18, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: Adam
We’ve all seen it happen in movies – usually romantic comedies or melodramas where someone has a disease that’s slowly killing them (or perhaps romantic comedies involving terminal diseases, but those are less common) – where the male lead finds himself in a situation in which he needs to woo the female lead in some […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hear that all your favorite NBA players are playing basketball overseas next year. I hear that all your favorite teams and all my favorite teams are holding cheerleader tryouts for the next six months. I hear that the captains of our favorite teams are all moving to Turkey and China to start hoops camps […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Darrell Arthur, 2011 Fantasy Basketball Sleeper
July 11, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes | 2 Commentsby: Adam
There’s a lot to like about the Grizzlies. They’re the reigning Cinderella squad of the NBA, their logo is among the best in sports, they put a great town on the league map after years of embarrassing failure and they have, not one, but two players on their team that pronounce their English names with […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A week into the lockout and about a dozen players have already ditched the United Statesfor Europe. None bigger than Deron Williams, who agreed in principle to play with Besiktas in Turkey. As the same team also wooed Zaza Pachulia, it looks like we have a genuine European Dream Team on our hands. Some other […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Fantasy Basketball Keeper, Tyler Hansbrough
July 4, 2011 | Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes |by: Adam
I spend an inordinate amount of time imagining what Tyler Hansbrough does with his free time. I picture a lot of paintball being involved. Maybe some fishing; a little hunting, but mostly fishing. I bet he loses his sunglasses in the water a lot when he goes fishing. Has he ever seen ‘Mad Men?’ I […]
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