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Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Russell Westbrook Ain’t Gonna Die Young
I'm starting to get really frustrated with those AT&T kid commercials where this douche asks four or five kids random crap, like "what's better less…
- JB Gilpin
- March 6, 2013
- 25
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Milwaukee Bucks Salivate Vs. Salt Lick City
Why do deer like salt licks? It's one of the longest pondered mysteries in the world. Ok, that's not true at all after I asked…
- JB Gilpin
- March 5, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Parker Full of Posies
Did you know that a Posey is also known as a Nosegay? That's weird, right? Historically, nosegay means something you hang around your nostrils (you…
- ChrisV
- March 4, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Chandler Parsons: Miracle of the White Stallion
The Lipizzan horse breed dates back to the 16th century and they are the most breathtakingly graceful creatures young Tehol has ever laid eyes upon.…
- LT Murray IV
- March 4, 2013
- 28
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Fantasy Magic in Orlando
In the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal magic and fantasy are all around you (expelliarmus!), but not far from there at the Amway…
- Dan Pants
- March 2, 2013
- 12
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell – Trust The Gordon’s Fisherman
Let's face it. It's unlikely that LeBron or KD are available on your waiver, and nobody in their right mind is gonna trade 'em to…
- Dan A
- March 1, 2013
- 23
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
If There’s A Flood, Noah Won’t Let Anyone From Philly Into His Ark
So one of my favorite directors, Darren Aronofsky, is working on a new movie Noah that is going to come out some time in 2014. Yeah,…
- JB Gilpin
- March 1, 2013
- 15
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Tobias’ Stats Are Never Nude
Tobias Harris started the season fairly strong, putting together some decent lines in November, but then fell out of the Bucks rotation. "Oh Tobias, you…
- JB Gilpin
- February 28, 2013
- 31
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
DraftKings – Isaiah, I Do-A
As we get nearer and nearer to the fantasy basketball playoffs and more avid fans are knocked out of their league competish, what better way…
- JB Gilpin
- February 27, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
When Roy Hibbert Orders Asian, He Won’t Get The Curry
With six minutes left in the fourth last night, David Lee gave Roy Hibbert a little sucker shove that spawned a fracas that would have…
- JB Gilpin
- February 27, 2013
- 19
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Tehol’s Oscar Picks Along With Some NBA Fodder
I want answers God Dammit!!! I had the night off from the strip club I'm now performing at, so my chicken and I decided to…
- LT Murray IV
- February 26, 2013
- 60
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Affleck’s Night, Bogut’s Blight
Ben Affleck may get shat upon by the hip and snarky, but he had the last laugh when his film Argo walked away with the Best Picture…
- ChrisV
- February 25, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Once You Go Jack, You Used To Go Back
Every year, there's a handful of guys that are waiver wire whores and bounce back and forth between owners for spot starts. It's like the…
- JB Gilpin
- February 24, 2013
- 23
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Celtics See Green-er Pastures Ahead
Kevin Garnett sat out Friday night (DNP old and tired) and Jeff Green finally got his chance to start. Doing the best KG impression he could…
- Dan Pants
- February 23, 2013
- 38
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Throw A Few Shekels At My Boy T-Rob
It's my first buy/sell piece, so apologies if I steamroll over any of Chris' darlings or any of that jazz. But none of these players…
- JB Gilpin
- February 22, 2013
- 54
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Nate Robinson Tries To Kill The King
Morning Razzball Nation! If you missed it yesterday in my inaugural post breaking down the NBA Trade Deadline, I'm your new Razzball Basketball chief editor and fantasy…
- JB Gilpin
- February 22, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
NBA Trades Players, Razzball Basketball Trades Editors
Razzball Nation!!!!!!!! If you have been around the Razzball block, you may have seen my stuff as a regular writer for Razzball Football (along with…
- JB Gilpin
- February 21, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Bosh Needs Therapy After Finding Out Lil Wayne Drilled His Wife
Greetings Razzball nation! It is I, Tehol Beddict, your indebted servant, scrutinizing player performances yet again to help you win your fantasy league. Let’s just…
- LT Murray IV
- February 21, 2013
- 50
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
All Jacked Up For DraftKings Madness
I’ve heard an incredible buzz surrounding the All-Star Game, which is amazing considering the last person who enjoyed an all-star game died in 1997. Well,…
- ChrisV
- February 20, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Omen II: Damian Lillard
I got some things right in the preseason, and some things wrong, but one of the players I’m most happy about is Damian Lillard. In…
- ChrisV
- February 20, 2013
- 16
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
No Rose Shall Bloom Until Spring
The two biggest names people are waiting for in fantasy circles are Derrick Rose and Andrew Bynum, and it looks like they’re both farther away than was…
- ChrisV
- February 18, 2013
- 27
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
LeBron James and Kevin Durant, Guys You May Know
I’m only 6’2″, maybe 6’3″ if I don’t slouch, and trimming my toe nails is a pain in the butt. Sometimes I wonder how these…
- ChrisV
- February 15, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Helen Zeller Inspires Us All
You want an early buy (or a repeat)? Throw down some nickels and make a purchase of one Tyler Zeller. His 16 points yesterday were…
- ChrisV
- February 14, 2013
- 15
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
He’s Okafor A Dollar
Wednesday night means heavy NBA action, and that means it’s a great time to immerse yourself in a great sport while having a little skin…
- ChrisV
- February 13, 2013
- 6
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
I Made The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsons
Chandler Parsons had a good night, and you can trust me because it would be rude to lie. Everyone’s favorite or second favorite male Friends character,…
- ChrisV
- February 13, 2013
- 16
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Byron Mullens: The One That Got Away
Greetings all. It is I, Tehol Beddict, and I come to you humble and on my knees, for I made a grave error in this…
- LT Murray IV
- February 12, 2013
- 29
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Don’t Be So Sefolosha
The man with a name that would drive King George VI off his throne in fits of anger, Thabo Sefolosha shot 7 of 11 from…
- ChrisV
- February 11, 2013
- 26
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Martell Me More About Webster
Martell Webster continues to light the east coast on fire from downtown, while much of the coast is being covered in snow. That Webster is…
- Dan Pants
- February 9, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Wilson You Be Friends With Chandler?
In less than 19 minutes off the bench, Wilson Chandler scored 24 points, with 2 boards, 2 steals and a block. This was his best game…
- ChrisV
- February 8, 2013
- 12
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Rubio: The Story of Ricky
Although he has revved up as an assists machine again, Ricky Rubio has been absolutely brutal with the FG%, and not in the good way. Last…
- ChrisV
- February 7, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
I Never Felton So Alive
It’s Wednesday, which means the NBA’s biggest night of the week, and what better way to stay involved then a daily contest from our friends…
- ChrisV
- February 6, 2013
- 6
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Dalembert Hug
In a mere 27 minutes, Samuel Dalembert had 35 points on 17-21 shooting, notched 12 rebounds, dished out 2 and blocked 1. Slammy Sammy has…
- ChrisV
- February 6, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Could Britney Griner be Any Finer?
I was waiting for the Orlando game to end for hours, then realized the final score was 78-61. 61 points? You may have been duped into…
- LT Murray IV
- February 5, 2013
- 50
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Earl Clark Ain’t No Lark
Who played the most minutes for the Lakers last night? Kobe? Nash? Pau? Nope! It was Earl Clark. During that time, the Earl of Second…
- ChrisV
- February 4, 2013
- 18
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Take Your Team to New Speights
Marreese Speights had his fourth straight double digit scoring effort last night with 17 points, adding 8 rebounds, 3 assists and 2 blocks. It was…
- Dan Pants
- February 2, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Sitting on the Buy of the Bayless, Watching The Tide Roll Away
Shawn Marion scored 18 points and grabbed 17 rebounds last night, and I was going to make him a Buy except that he is already…
- ChrisV
- February 1, 2013
- 6
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
A Knight Loses His Prince
With Jose Calderon coming to Detroit, there’s a question of who will lose out. The Pistons are already pretty guard heavy, so adding another quality…
- ChrisV
- January 31, 2013
- 58
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Little Red Korver, Baby You’re Much Too Fast
If you’ve been reading these blurbs every Wednesday and have been tempted to try your hand at a DraftKings game, then today would be a…
- ChrisV
- January 30, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
This Klay Was Play-Doh-minating
If I told you I had an Uncle Salvatore and he was eaten by badgers, that would be pretty wild, right? Well, I don’t, and…
- ChrisV
- January 30, 2013
- 12
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Andrew Bogut Returns Like Your Favorite STD
Guess who’s biiiizack, the Aussie Miiiiizack, aka Mr. never throw up a brick (shout out to beans). Andrew Bogut erupted on the scene like Mount Vesuvius…
- LT Murray IV
- January 29, 2013
- 59
