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Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Black Mamba Gets Snake Bitten
I've never been that bothered by snakes. Now I never went out of my way to play with them or anything (except my own -…
- JB Gilpin
- March 14, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
DraftKings – Serge-ing For Some Big Money
It's the last week of the regular season, which means roughly 40-50% of fantasy basketball will be over for the owners who didn't make the…
- JB Gilpin
- March 13, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Anonymous Hacks Bank Of America, Orlando Hacks Dwight Howard
I wonder what the public opinion really is on Anonymous, the computer hacking collective... I like them, they expose top-level greed - a mix between…
- JB Gilpin
- March 13, 2013
- 5
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Knicks Retiring From The NBA, To Join Fleetwood Mac
I had the unfortunate pleasure (displeasure?) of watching the Knicks get pa-rumped by the Warriors last night 92 to 63. It was disturbing, almost laughably so.…
- JB Gilpin
- March 12, 2013
- 13
Razzball Commenter Leagues
RCL Update: Greased Up Rodent Edition
The Razzball Commenter League is the most exciting fantasy basketball competition in all of eastern Europe and parts of Asia. It's been a while since…
- ChrisV
- March 11, 2013
- 4
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
DeAndre Jordan Shines The Light On The Knight
I love all fantasy sports. Baseball might be my favorite, just because it's so long and hard and there's so many guys to choose from...…
- JB Gilpin
- March 11, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Suns Starting To Spring Forward For Daylight Savings
After recording three wins in a row the Suns have now suffered back-to-back losses. It appears the Suns are setting again, but the most recent…
- Dan Pants
- March 9, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell – From The Desk Of The Department Of Redundancy Department
One of the many amazing things here at Razzball, for your perusing pleasure, good reader, is the amount of content you’re provided with every week…
- Dan A
- March 8, 2013
- 25
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Turns Out K-Mart Isn’t Bankrupt After All
K-Mart, the retail store I'm talking here, has always been a joke. The one next to campus where I went to college always got robbed…
- JB Gilpin
- March 8, 2013
- 4
Loose Balls
The Madness Of March
Razzball Nation! As announced on our awesome Facebook page, join me in a March Madness pool to the death. Join here to challenge yours truly…
- JB Gilpin
- March 7, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
LeBron Out Duels Magicians
Everyone saw it coming. Everyone had it circled on their calendar. The epic in-state rivalry of the NBA's best team going for their 16th straight…
- JB Gilpin
- March 7, 2013
- 27
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
DraftKings – Less Money, Mo Production
It's that time of year. You're either chomping at the bit because you're in a good position for the playoffs, or you've sworn off even…
- JB Gilpin
- March 6, 2013
- 13
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Russell Westbrook Ain’t Gonna Die Young
I'm starting to get really frustrated with those AT&T kid commercials where this douche asks four or five kids random crap, like "what's better less…
- JB Gilpin
- March 6, 2013
- 25
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
The Milwaukee Bucks Salivate Vs. Salt Lick City
Why do deer like salt licks? It's one of the longest pondered mysteries in the world. Ok, that's not true at all after I asked…
- JB Gilpin
- March 5, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Parker Full of Posies
Did you know that a Posey is also known as a Nosegay? That's weird, right? Historically, nosegay means something you hang around your nostrils (you…
- ChrisV
- March 4, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Chandler Parsons: Miracle of the White Stallion
The Lipizzan horse breed dates back to the 16th century and they are the most breathtakingly graceful creatures young Tehol has ever laid eyes upon.…
- LT Murray IV
- March 4, 2013
- 28
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Fantasy Magic in Orlando
In the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal magic and fantasy are all around you (expelliarmus!), but not far from there at the Amway…
- Dan Pants
- March 2, 2013
- 12
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Buy/Sell – Trust The Gordon’s Fisherman
Let's face it. It's unlikely that LeBron or KD are available on your waiver, and nobody in their right mind is gonna trade 'em to…
- Dan A
- March 1, 2013
- 23
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
If There’s A Flood, Noah Won’t Let Anyone From Philly Into His Ark
So one of my favorite directors, Darren Aronofsky, is working on a new movie Noah that is going to come out some time in 2014. Yeah,…
- JB Gilpin
- March 1, 2013
- 15
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Tobias’ Stats Are Never Nude
Tobias Harris started the season fairly strong, putting together some decent lines in November, but then fell out of the Bucks rotation. "Oh Tobias, you…
- JB Gilpin
- February 28, 2013
- 31
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
DraftKings – Isaiah, I Do-A
As we get nearer and nearer to the fantasy basketball playoffs and more avid fans are knocked out of their league competish, what better way…
- JB Gilpin
- February 27, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
When Roy Hibbert Orders Asian, He Won’t Get The Curry
With six minutes left in the fourth last night, David Lee gave Roy Hibbert a little sucker shove that spawned a fracas that would have…
- JB Gilpin
- February 27, 2013
- 19
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Tehol’s Oscar Picks Along With Some NBA Fodder
I want answers God Dammit!!! I had the night off from the strip club I'm now performing at, so my chicken and I decided to…
- LT Murray IV
- February 26, 2013
- 60
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Affleck’s Night, Bogut’s Blight
Ben Affleck may get shat upon by the hip and snarky, but he had the last laugh when his film Argo walked away with the Best Picture…
- ChrisV
- February 25, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Once You Go Jack, You Used To Go Back
Every year, there's a handful of guys that are waiver wire whores and bounce back and forth between owners for spot starts. It's like the…
- JB Gilpin
- February 24, 2013
- 23
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Celtics See Green-er Pastures Ahead
Kevin Garnett sat out Friday night (DNP old and tired) and Jeff Green finally got his chance to start. Doing the best KG impression he could…
- Dan Pants
- February 23, 2013
- 38
Fantasy Basketball Buy/Sell
Throw A Few Shekels At My Boy T-Rob
It's my first buy/sell piece, so apologies if I steamroll over any of Chris' darlings or any of that jazz. But none of these players…
- JB Gilpin
- February 22, 2013
- 54
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Nate Robinson Tries To Kill The King
Morning Razzball Nation! If you missed it yesterday in my inaugural post breaking down the NBA Trade Deadline, I'm your new Razzball Basketball chief editor and fantasy…
- JB Gilpin
- February 22, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
NBA Trades Players, Razzball Basketball Trades Editors
Razzball Nation!!!!!!!! If you have been around the Razzball block, you may have seen my stuff as a regular writer for Razzball Football (along with…
- JB Gilpin
- February 21, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Bosh Needs Therapy After Finding Out Lil Wayne Drilled His Wife
Greetings Razzball nation! It is I, Tehol Beddict, your indebted servant, scrutinizing player performances yet again to help you win your fantasy league. Let’s just…
- LT Murray IV
- February 21, 2013
- 50
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
All Jacked Up For DraftKings Madness
I’ve heard an incredible buzz surrounding the All-Star Game, which is amazing considering the last person who enjoyed an all-star game died in 1997. Well,…
- ChrisV
- February 20, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Omen II: Damian Lillard
I got some things right in the preseason, and some things wrong, but one of the players I’m most happy about is Damian Lillard. In…
- ChrisV
- February 20, 2013
- 16
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
No Rose Shall Bloom Until Spring
The two biggest names people are waiting for in fantasy circles are Derrick Rose and Andrew Bynum, and it looks like they’re both farther away than was…
- ChrisV
- February 18, 2013
- 27
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
LeBron James and Kevin Durant, Guys You May Know
I’m only 6’2″, maybe 6’3″ if I don’t slouch, and trimming my toe nails is a pain in the butt. Sometimes I wonder how these…
- ChrisV
- February 15, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Helen Zeller Inspires Us All
You want an early buy (or a repeat)? Throw down some nickels and make a purchase of one Tyler Zeller. His 16 points yesterday were…
- ChrisV
- February 14, 2013
- 15
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
He’s Okafor A Dollar
Wednesday night means heavy NBA action, and that means it’s a great time to immerse yourself in a great sport while having a little skin…
- ChrisV
- February 13, 2013
- 6
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
I Made The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsons
Chandler Parsons had a good night, and you can trust me because it would be rude to lie. Everyone’s favorite or second favorite male Friends character,…
- ChrisV
- February 13, 2013
- 16
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Byron Mullens: The One That Got Away
Greetings all. It is I, Tehol Beddict, and I come to you humble and on my knees, for I made a grave error in this…
- LT Murray IV
- February 12, 2013
- 29
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Don’t Be So Sefolosha
The man with a name that would drive King George VI off his throne in fits of anger, Thabo Sefolosha shot 7 of 11 from…
- ChrisV
- February 11, 2013
- 26
Fantasy Basketball Daily Notes
Martell Me More About Webster
Martell Webster continues to light the east coast on fire from downtown, while much of the coast is being covered in snow. That Webster is…
- Dan Pants
- February 9, 2013
- 21
