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As the season turns, so does my soft tissue damage. Haha, basic injury joke because the NBA is literally an active war zone at the moment, no offense to the other war zones around the world, of course. But the truth is, are we seeing an aberration or was last season’s relatively mild injury list the aberration? Since that would require me moving from the realm of emotion into a realm of doing research, you know, effort… and my brain is much too plain to do things non-emotionally. So yeah everyone, we’re just gonna feel it through, just like in real life! So anyways, that was just basically a longer way of saying this week’s rankings were blown up by [insert list of 4,576 injuries], so it was pretty much me ctrl’ing F and then moving em down. (Sorry Chet.)

Oh, also, that thing where I said Wemby should move closer to the basket the other day… I mean, he should (he’s 19 feet tall with no shoes!), but what a crazy week of shooting from him. It’s like he reads Razzball, so tell all your Frenchmen (and women) that we are now the alien whisperer.

Regardless, here’s your current snapshot of where I see player rankings moving forward, now at about the 10% mark of the season.

Jay is a longtime Razzball everything who consumes an egregious amount of Makers Mark as a vehicle to gain wisdom and augment his natural glow. Living in the D.C. area, he also likes spending time visiting the local parks and feeding lettuce to any turtles he encounters, including Mitch McConnell.