Happy 2017, RCLers!  Sorry we’re just now updating again, lots happening in the early goings-ons of the calendar flip.  Twas not my intent to have these turn into bi-weekly updates, but with things so busy, I decided to be bi-curious and see how this works until we get closer to playoff time.  Not set in stone though!  And I’ll be sure to run the standings every Monday either way…

In the past two weeks, we’re still all looking up at Brad’s Awkward Team! At 67-31-1, Brad has a share of the overall leader, so I guess one team is looking directly at Brad’s Awkward Team in the standings!  Look out for surging The Doc is In, in the WE-GOT-A-TROPHY! league!  Both squads have 67-31-1 records and 135 RCL points to set the pace for the final 9 weeks of fantasy hoop’s regular season action.

Check out how your teams stacked up after weeks 10-11 in the 2016-17 RCL Master Standings Table table, and here’s some notable takeaways from the past two regular season weeks across our 23 RCL Leagues:

EmasculatingThroatLozenges RCLStarting with our incumbent, Brad’s Awkward Team has hit a little bit of a bump, going 5-3-1 and 4-5 in the past two weeks.  Had a chance to separate from the pack!  Damn, losses last week by 2 rebounds, 2 assists, and only 1 TO!  And Giannis had to sit on Sunday!  Things could’ve been much Greeker for Brad if Giannis was taking his Emergen-C.

WE-GOT-A-TROPHY! – We got a Trophy…?  More like we have an RCL superstar climbing the ranks!  After back-to-back 6-3 wins and on a 6-week winning streak, The Doc is In first place!  See what I did there?!  The combo of Kawhi/J Buckets with PGs Elfrid and PBev stepping up has this team a defensive juggernaut.  The Iron Curtain of RCL contenders!

Take on the Jay – While also falling on some rough times, Cronos’s is still well in it!  Back-to-back 4-5 losses, but still at 66-32-1 for 133 RCL points.  Cronos gets Jay this week as well, who I’m guessing is on a 3-week long bender now that fantasy football is over.  He’s gotta get crankin’ on those 2017 ranks in a few weeks though!  …silly football…

JB vs. Slim Year 3 – Completely outshining the civil war between Slim and I this week is Big Baby’s Lovechild just blowing us out of the water!  I’m glad that sentence ended with “out of the water”.  Tied for 4th place, but they’re off a 3-6 loss!  Could’ve been right there at #1, Big Baby Jr.!  Erstwhile, my team is on the lamest 4-game winning streak ever (haven’t gotten to 6 wins in that stretch) and I think Slim might spank me, even though our team names would say the reverse…

JB’s RCL 3: “RCL Harder” – I’m doing a terrible job keeping contenders from emerging in my RCLs!  ImpOSHible Mission remains tied with Big Baby Jr. for 4th place, off 7-2 and 6-3 wins.  Hey, I’m only 3 games behind, I could still keep from embarrassing myself in this league!  JB Harder! Weird… is sitting pretty right there at 14th.  I’m in range!  Stay on target!

H2H 9-12 RCL – Our good friends who have their Dicks Out 4 Harambe also have their Dicks out looking for an RCL title!  Kinda a wild ride lately for Harambe, 8-1, 2-7, 7-2 the last 3 weeks?!  So many emotions for poor Harambe!  At 120 RCL points, Dicks Out is in 25th place, but still well in the running!  Stay strong, Harambe, we must protect this house!  Oh wait, ummmm, poor wording…


Thanks again to everyone playing in RCLs!  If you have some smack talk you want to share, or bring up a hot team going in your RCL league, be sure to shoot me a dime in the comments!  It’s all about commenting, baby, let’s get a smack-talk brewhaha (sp?!) goin’!


  1. Mac says:

    So I’m both cheering for yet playing against The Doc is in this week. I’m in 12th place sadly. My team is… well it’s what would have been in the trash compactor from last hope if no one had escaped. But I intend to spoil Doc’s chances as best I can (even though I secretly want someone from our league to win mwuaha) cause that’s what a good fantasy player does.

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:

      @Mac: “I felt something go past my leg! C3PO, turn off the trash compactor in the detention level! Yeah man, do some spoilin’!!!

  2. A bag of sand says:

    In what order would you drop for Capela
    For util spot 12tm H2h



    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:

      @A bag of sand: I’d prob rank them in that order, Aminu first out

  3. Tim says:

    Okay so i need to make up some ground (team is a little unbalanced)

    12 team 9 cat roto

    Pg: conley
    Sg: Avery Bradley
    G: George Hill
    SF: draymond
    F: Paul George
    PF: LaMarcus Aldridge
    C: Dieng
    C: Cousins

    Util: P Milsap
    Util: Vulcavic

    Just traded rubio and middleton for milsap and conley (we have a keeper team and they had good status for next year based on our rules). Right now i am far behind in pts, threes and FT%. I have a huge lead in rbnds.

    I think my team is better if i trade boogie for McCullough. This has been offered? Any thoughts?

    • JB Gilpin

      JB Gilpin says:

      @Tim: Ah gotcha, I was about to say, “how did you swing a deal like THAT!” Love that Conley deal. Ummmm, I would think Boogie could get you a little more. What if you offered Boogie and Aldridge (I think down the stretch in roto he’ll be annoying) for McCollum and another, more consistent scorer they have?

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