See, this is how to use the All-Star Break, as catch up time! No, not ketchup time, although ketchup is delicious. I hate that ketchup has become a poster child of the worst condiments you can use, it’s f-in’ delicious! Although, as you’ll see in a second, it’s not like I’m a champion of healthy eating!
As promised – just a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit late – 2015-16 RCL Champion Nick is Razzy gets their own food-shaming video! While it wasn’t quite as painful as the hot wings challenge, my stomach and system took a little over a day to re-calibrate haha. Congrats again Nick, here ya go!
To the current RCLs, and oh boy, more JB shaming… Not my finest week, that’s for sure! Big Baby’s Lovechild beat me 7-1-1 to move to 100-42-2 (the first RCL team to top 100 wins), moves to a whopping 7-point lead in RCL points, and became one of only two RCL teams to secure a playoff spot. Shame! Shame, JB, shame! To be fair, a lot came down to the final Sunday games! I’ll whine more below…
Check out how your teams stacked up after week 16 in the 2016-17 RCL Master Standings Table table, and here’s some notable takeaways from the past complete week across our 23 RCL Leagues:
JB vs. Slim Year 3 – Our RCL overlord continues his domination over the league, but doesn’t claim to be the best eater! That’s me, goddammit, I don’t care HOW BIG Glen Davis Jr. is! Had final tallies in our matchup of wins for Big Baby’s Lovechild by +15 REB, +1 STL, + 2 TO, we tied in BLK, and I won by 1 AST. Easily coulda been 9-0, also could’ve been a shocking 5-4 win for yours truly… I gave it my all, OK! Slim’s down 7-2 in this long week 16… It’s gonna be a tough cookies to keep him from winning the regular season title, so it’s gonna come down to the playoffs…
EmasculatingThroatLozenges RCL – Clipping, or at least, trying to stay on Big Baby’s heels is our favorite going-through-puberty Brad’s Awkward Team, who moved up from 3rd to 2nd after a solid 6-3 victory. While they’ve claimed a playoff spot – the only other RCL squad to do so – Brad is currently down 3-6 to 2nd place Lawrence’s Team in an upset that could shake things up on the RCL leaderboard.
WE-GOT-A-TROPHY! – Falling down to 3rd place overall is The Doc is In, after a tough 4-5 loss to the awesome named/logo-ed Greek Squad. Currently up 6-3 over the long week though, The Doc could easily be In 2nd place again after this week!
Kap vs. Razzball Round 2 – Sitting in 4th place overall, the overly The Handsome Lads are making a strong push to be in consideration! Won 5-4 last week, and as promised, we need to write some not-so-subtle sexy time books for ya! After spending a rough-n-tumbly night with Kawhi, I got a severe case of Jock Itch! Damn, what a fun combo… Keep the good times rolling, Handsome Lads, and go ahead and keep them rolling for over 4 hours!
I wanna hear from YOU, RCL Nation! Things going good in your league? You enjoying this season? Are there any teams out there being douchey with the smack talk?! Let us know in the comments, and good luck in the next couple weeks, Razzball Nation!