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When I was younger, much younger, I used to consider myself a fairly athletic guy. Played competitive volleyball and could hang when I hooped at most courts. Then the Summer of '96 happened. I was playing tackle football, when one of the guys brought his friend to play. The new guy was a third string cornerback for the University of Maryland and he said, "No tackle for me guys. Just two-hand touch." Didn't matter because no one could get one hand on the guy. Ok, I'm exaggerating. One hand was possible, but two hands? Fuggetaboutit. 3rd stringer for a Division 1 college team. I couldn't even imagine the level of what a professional player would be at.  Which brings me to TJ McConnell. Myself and many others clown him that he should be playing at the YMCA, but let's not forget that he's in the top 1% of ballers on the planet. Last night, he reminded us all as he messed around.
PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 10 10 11 6 0 2 0 5/11 0
Played 37 minutes off the bench. The last time TJ received 30 minutes of run in a game was on January 20th. More than likely, TJ will get around 24 minutes a game, but does have the capacity to contribute across the board. Just don't expect 6 steals and for him to mess around on a nightly basis. More often than not, I'm going to talk about his hair. Every once in a while, though, he's going to remind us that it's fun to stay at the YMTJ. Here's what else I saw last night:
                Waddup Razzball nation!! Welcome back to another edition of Dynasty Deep Dive, here to fill your fix for finding the stars of the future. For the 2nd edition of my likely lottery picks, I will be focusing on yet another former McDonald's All-American and likely the pride of the PG class, Trae Young. If you read Dynasty Deep Dive, then you are familiar with the name, and also aware that many anaylsts are divided on the sharp-shooting Sooner. Let your brother from a different mother enlighten you on why he is ranked 2nd overall (currently) in my mid-season 2018 draft eligible rankings. My Razzball colleague, Tad, provided the numbers for my current top 12, so if you want to see how Trae stands out on a statistical standpoint, be sure to check it out.
Even though we haven’t even reached the All-Star break just yet, it is that time of year to start looking towards the head-to-head fantasy basketball playoffs. At this point you probably fall into one of four groups:
  1. Playoffs? Playoffs?
  2. If Paul Millsap comes back soon and Myles Turner turns things around then I have a chance.
  3. I just set my lineup for the next month, I will check back in…wait, Cousins is out for the year!?
  4. Wake me in mid-March.
It is never wise to get too comfortable in fantasy basketball, because just like we saw with the DeMarcus Cousins, injury can change things in a hurry. So, in addition to monitoring your waiver wire and reading Razzball on a daily basis, it is wise to start looking at the make-up of your team and how many games your players are expected to have each week during the fantasy playoffs. In roto leagues, the only games you need to keep an eye on are your maximum games played at each position. In head-to-head leagues, however, knowing the volume of games each player will have each week is vital, especially in the playoffs. So let’s put on our fantasy basketball beer goggles and look to see if your team is one you want to take home when the bar closes at the beginning of April. [Playoff schedules below are based on Yahoo default public league settings, going from Week 21-23. Week 21 begins March 12th. Week 22 begins March 19th. Week 23 begins March 26th and ends on April 1st.]
I wish I could just use this entire recap to rant about how Lou Williams deserves to be a NBA All-Star, based on statistics and value to his team. This could be his only chance to play in the game and how cool it would be to have a supremely underrated sixth man honored like that in front of millions of people and basketball legends…But…I am not even making him the lead in this recap because, no matter how great Sweet Lou plays, the Clippers have Blake Griffin and that dude jumped over a Kia. By the way, I am super impressed with the Kia Optima, it is actually pretty tight. Ok, it’s getting late and I have a bunch of slashes to get to, so here is why Blake is the lead: 4/27/12/7/1/0. Almost messed around and hit 10-of-22 from the field, including 4-of-6 from deep. Here is what else I saw:
Being in the middle is..... Bad for a sports team, as perpetual mediocrity permeates. No chance at the trophy and no possibility to draft a franchise-changing player. Bad if you are a piece of lettuce or meat between two slices of bread. I guess everything in that situation sucks as they all get eaten. Bad if you're an avid surfer that lives in Nebraska. There's good, though. You ain't poor. Malcolm did alright. You'll never be first or last. In the NBA, being a part of the bourgeoisie is great. You're not the worst of the 1% of the ballers on the planet. But, imagine if you are a part of the 1% of the 1%? Kyrie Irving doesn't have to imagine because he's living the dream. Yesterday, he went:
PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 40 7 5 0 1 1 5/7 14/23 7/8
The Celtics lost to the Magic, 103-95. That should've been grounds for automatic disqualification from being the lede, but....a 40-burger is a 40-burger. You drop one of those and you're always going to be a contender. Now, it's felt like Kyrie has been a relatively quiet member of the fantasy elite, as he hasn't been messing around or going nuts on a nightly basis. He's the 14th player for fantasy and his numbers are almost identical to last year. Imagine if he was on a shitty team that didn't play any defense? Here's what else I saw yesterday:
My Charlotte Bobcats fandom reached it's peak during the 2006-2007 NBA season. My Bulls had been one of the worst teams in the NBA for nearly a decade and I liked cheering for the recent expansion team. I had NBA League Pass back then, since I was providing live box scores for a website more nights than not. The Bobcats weren't one of the in-demand teams to cover, so I got to do a lot of their games. While the Bulls had just drafted LaMarcus Aldridge at #2 and traded him for #4 Tyrus Thomas and Victor Khryapa (yes, that happened), the Bobcats selected one of my favorite players right between those picks to join forces with other favorites Gerald Wallace and Emeka Okafor. That's right, Adam Morrison was going to light up my tiny 19-inch box TV that sat beside my giant desktop computer as he turned (yes, people thought this) into Larry Bird 2.0! It was going to be fun watching this franchise, in just it's third year, develop into a contender with those pieces. Check it out! That weird, slippery ball they used briefly! Okay, so the 'Cats never really went anywhere, though Morrison did have some fun 3-point shooting streaks. I still love the snubbed and rightful 2012 Las Vegas NBA Summer League MVP and two-time NBA Champ (true). And, I still wear my Bobcats hat proudly (also true). Why am I going on and on about a player who only played in 161 career games and was out of the NBA four years after he was drafted? Because, he's the theme of today's strategy: The 'Stache! I guess it's The Stash, but at least I got to talk about Adam Morrison and Victor Khryapa. This is a good time to stock up on and stash the players that might take off toward the end of the season and lead you to a championship.
When watching Kyle Kuzma play basketball, all I can think about is the Notorious B.I.G. One of my favorite songs is Juicy. Many in the NBA thought Kuzma wouldn't amount to nothin'. Now he's in the limelight 'cause his hoops game is tight. Now honies play him close like butter played toast. Ha! What a line. Biggie Smalls was the illest. Anyways, Kuzma went from negative to positive and it all started when he was drafted 27th overall in the NBA Draft. The Summer League followed, where he dominated and led the Lakers to hoisting the trophy. Then the regular season started. He scored double figures in five of his first seven NBA games. It was on, baby bay-bee. In fact, there's only been one other game in which he failed to score double digits. What's even more remarkable is that he's played 27 games, yet only started 11. Kuuuuuuuuuuuz! It all came to a culmination last night against the Rockets.
PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 38 7 4 0 1 0 7/10 12/17 7/10
This is no fluke. Kuz has been balling from day one and is only going to get better. It's on, baby bay-bee! Here's what else I saw last night:
In my younger days, I used to run with a pretty deep crew. Most of them were older and more experienced than me. Most were better looking and had more charisma then me. Emphasis on most. Not being the man was just fine. You'd be surprised at how many layups you'd get by just being. All of this happened on the basketball court as well. Anyways, with so much attention on the alphas, dudes like me would be afforded all sorts of opportunities to score. At some point, the stars would align and everything would come to a climax. Whether it be on the court or at the club, there's always that moment. Last night, Clint Capela had his moment.
PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 24 20 3 0 2 2 0 10/12 4/5
It was his first 20/20 game of the season and he actually hit his free throws. Chris Paul, James Harden, and Eric Gordon all had great games, but it was all about Capela last night. Now, most of his opportunities came because of all the attention given to the superstars on the team. No matter. Production is production. And that's how it's going to be all season. Capela is a top 30 fantasy player right now. Imagine if he shot better than 58% from the charity stripe. Here's what else I saw last night:
I've got a punt free throw percentage dynasty team that I love so much that I practically cheer for missed free throws. Logically, I know this is silly, but bricked freebies are my brand, I guess you'd say. For those of you punters that can relate, today I'll give you some adjusted player rankings for the season. And if you haven't tried a punt strategy, or haven't been successful with one, maybe this'll pique your interest for next season. Last week, I listed the top 20 players in each category as well as the relevant bottom 20. This week, we'll kinda do the opposite. I'll remove some categories that you might benefit from ignoring, whether it was part of your plan or you just found yourself uncompetitive in a category that's not worth trying to catch up in by patching it together at the expense of other categories. First, free throw punters. I'll give you the top 20 in per-game value (and others that make big leaps) for 8-category and 9-category with free throw percentage removed (through 12/5). All of today's lists come from Basketball Monster stat ratings. Keep in mind that you're not just looking for the worst free throw shooters. Those are the guys that benefit the most from removing this category, but it doesn't mean they're the most valuable to your team. They ARE, however, significantly more valuable to a free throw punter than anyone else. So, if you're at the bottom of your roto league in FT% (or if you never compete in head-2-head), don't try to just add a couple good FT shooters to fix it. Maybe that gets you a roto point or two at most. Go all in, and trade off some good FT shooters for the guys below, especially those that are cheaper since they benefit the most from punting (in bold) and watch your team gain in FG%, rebounds, and blocks.
I try not to use the same player twice as the lede for this post. You'd think with over 300 players in the NBA, that wouldn't be a problem. Unfortunately, teams do not play every day and most of the players are not worthy. Sure, I could write up Nik Stauskas and how he didn't score, rebound, assist, steal, or block in eight minutes of run. I could go into detail how he turned the ball over twice and picked up a personal foul, but even Momma Stauskas would be like, "I had to pause the curling match for this crap?" So, as much as I try not to use the same player for the lede, sometimes a performance is just too good. Last Wednesday, Devin Booker was The Razzballer after he dropped 33 points on the hapless Bulls. That was nothing compared to what he did to the Philadelphia 76ers:
PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 46 8 1 2 1 3 5/8 17/32 7/8
Booker started the game shooting 1-for-8. So, according to my handy dandy desktop abacus, he shot .666 the rest of the way. Ahhhh, the Devil lives!
The Wells Fargo Center used to be located at 3601 Broad St, Philadelphia, PA 19148. You can now just input 46 Booker St, Philadelphia, PA 00100 into your GPS from now on.
In the Batman movies, Commissioner Gordon is portrayed as a subservient, damsel in distress character. "Oh no! There's trouble in Gotham. Let me run up to the rooftop to signal the Batman so that he can take care of everything." I kid. Commissioner Gordon was old and needed the youth, strength, and resources that Batman could provide. But, before he became a useless POS, Jim Gordon served in the US Marine Corps and was a Special Forces veteran who could kick some serious ass. That's where we are at with Aaron Gordon of the Orlando Magic. He's only 22 years old and 6' 9" 220 pounds. He can dribble, shoot, rebound, block, pass, jump like a flea, and run like a gazelle. He's basically the new and improved version of Blake Griffin. Sad to see the Matrix slowly phasing out Blake for Aaron. Anyways, last night the NBA's Commissioner Gordon put up the first 40-burger of his career:
PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 40 15 4 4 1 1 6/12 13/23 8/11
He led his team to a 121-108 victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder, a team led by Russell Westbrook, aka Beastbrook but I prefer to call him the Hulk. Off the court, Westbrook seems like a funny, charismatic guy. On the court, SMASH....SMASH....SMASH! Dude plays with reckless abandon, which results in an abundance of turnovers, but he will dunk on your grill at every opportunity. And keep coming. And coming. And coming. He truly leaves everything on the court, which is why I'd always want the Hulk on my side, because I know he'd always have my back. As for last night:
PTS REB AST STL BLK TOV 3PT FG FT
 37 11 5 5 0 7 7/10 11/23 8/12
The Chosen One showed up last night in Washington to restore balance to The Force (The NBA). LeBron is still awaiting the return of his Padawan, Isaiah Thomas, and he made the Wizards look like Younglings in that scene where Anakin massacres all the Younglings. Yeah, I watched some Episode III earlier in the week…Anyway, last night I caught a bit of the NBA action and this is what I saw: