The Bulls are a lot like the Tanner children. ¬†Whatever the hell the name of the youngest the Olsen Twins played is Derrick Rose – all sorts of famous but now all sorts of a mess. ¬†The middle one is Kirk Hinrich. ¬†Because as soon as he’s not on the Bulls anymore, he’s gonna become so irrelevant that even Tom Thibodeau will forget who he was the next season. ¬†Which leaves us with D.J. who is obviously – D.J. Augustin. ¬†I mean, Bob Saget should’ve just stopped at the first kid! Well I guess there’s still upside with the youngest one. ¬†This metaphor is tanking JB! ¬†I feel as if you readers are starting profanity-laced rants thus far. ¬†Just like Bob Saget’s stand-up “act”! ¬†Hey-oh! ¬†So Hinrich got hurt yet again last night, doing something to his hammy. ¬†It’s almost as if you can predict injuries! ¬†Part of my gravitation to D.J. was not only how well he was fitting with the team, but how brittle Captain Kirk is. ¬†I would make a Star Trek parallel, but it’s TNG or nothing, son! ¬†Besides, the TV show metaphors are a strong 0/1 this morning… Augustin is in line for huge run and in 37 minutes last night went 27/4/4 with 5 threes. ¬†I expect pretty high-teen scoring and 6-8 dimes a night with a couple of treys while Hinrich is out, then maintaining the starting role when Hinrich is back with minimal dropoff. ¬†More-or-less a must own in all leagues, and I’ve been Bull[hah!]ish on him all along. ¬†Hopefully you’ve scooped him up and held on to him. ¬†Here’s what else I saw in fantasy hoops on a busy day of MLK action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
No no no, that’s not some sort of euphemism for not flushing… Victor Oladipo had a unreal game last night, almost giving the Magic enough to beat the Bulls in tres overtime. ¬†I watched this game and was making all sorts of Oladipo highlights slashing to the rim. ¬†Ended up with a 35/4/8/3/1 line shooting 15-24 with a trey. ¬†Career-high alert! ¬†And it wasn’t due to the minutes (58), he only scored 2 in the 3 OTs I believe. ¬†Did boost his dimes by a few though… A guy I was extremely steadfast about holding onto and buying low is paying out your quarterly dividends. ¬†Well, it would be more like bi-weekly dividends, but if a stock did that I want in! ¬†The 8 TOs last night was a bugaboo, but just part of VO’s game. ¬†He’s going to continue to get these big minutes and touches for the duration. ¬†Pumped to see him finish out his rookie of the year campaign. ¬†Here’s what else I saw in a busy night of NBA hoops:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’m sure we’ve all experienced a day in our lives that through some kind of grueling experience we somehow came out victorious.¬† On the inside all we cared about was the instant satisfaction of winning but on the outside we appeared broken and defeated.¬† Not so long ago I had such a night.¬† It’s not the shame that makes it so difficult to talk about, but the shame that there’s a sense of glory and accomplishment that goes with it.¬† JB and I decided a few drinks were in order one night and we decided, while watching some NBA action, to have ourselves a little drinking game.¬† Sure I thought, I’ve had a few already how bad can this be? ¬†The deal was that we would pick a player and for each assist that player had the other person would have a drink.¬† JB wanted it to be field goals made but I managed to talk him into assists, or so I thought.¬† “Chris Paul“, I said without hesitation.¬† Looking back I probably had a really stupid smirk on my face.¬† JB calmly ordered himself another, then he ordered me an appetizer – which looking back may have saved my life.¬† With a perfectly calm demeanor I got to hear words that will still cause me to cringe, “Kendell Marshall“.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ohhhh man, the mile run. ¬†Nothing establishes popularity in middle school more than the mile run. ¬†You have the athletes who can just jog but have to semi-try, the dorks who are OK at sports that do pretty well (me!), the cool kids that just walk, the unhealthy people who saunter, and then the coolest dudes who hide behind the scoreboard on the other side of the track as the teachers and smoke cigs. ¬†True story! ¬†But the real run to talk about this morning is C.J. Miles‘ run, who’s capped off three straight great games. ¬†Hit a ridiculous 10 treys last night, for a 34/5/2/2 line shooting 11-18 and 10-14 from deep. ¬†If only someone called it yesterday! ¬†And proof to the theory of ThrAGNOF. ¬†Got you 10 treys for just one spot start. ¬†Great night for Miles and shows us yet again that if you need to stream guys, play anyone facing the Sixers. ¬†As I mentioned yesterday, their D is league worst in points allowed by nearly 7 points more a game given up than the second-worst. ¬†It’s a fast-paced team with bad D no matter how you slice it. ¬†Unfortunately for Miles, the acquisition of Luol Deng is really going to hurt his minutes, making him a guy you’re probably not picking up in standard leagues or solid 12-teamers. ¬†Just won’t have the minutes or upside. ¬†But luckily he had one last game to show his range and should stay in the mix for deeper leaguers. ¬†Here’s what else I saw last night in a big slate of games:Please, blog, may I have some more?
L-Tryptophan. The chemical compound found in Turkey that makes you sleepy. I am chock full of it, and I imagine more than a few of you gentle readers are as well. So lets make this the last holiday installment of the Buy/Sell before we head back to the couch for a little nappy. There are a few players, however, that might make you excited enough to chug the sluggish, gravy laden blood through your arteries, and wake you up to your regular, effervescent self. Cause if these cats don’t do it for you, you are officially in a catatonic state, fantasy-wise:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well,¬†Andrew Bynum is Mr. Glass too… ¬†But the other way! ¬†And he’s also Mr. Franchise Killer, as the Cavs had to suspend him just to get him to stay out of the stadium. ¬†“Hey Andrew, leave the HurryCane at home today, we don’t wanna keep paying the stadium workers to put down the handicap ramps!” ¬†Just saves money across the board. ¬†Once Bynum gets waived, I think even Obama will be shaking his head at Bynum’s healthcare bills. ¬†Anyway, the obvious benefactor to that whole mess is Anderson Varejao, who after his dominating 18/25 game last night has double-digit boards in 4 of the last 5. ¬†Varejao was cleaning up the glass like he was the Unbreakable one! ¬†The leading rebounder in the NBA last year before he got hurt (at a ridiculous 14.4 a game), Varejao should be a monster in 2014. ¬†Although it does help when Nikola Vucevic is hurt and the starting center against you is Jason Maxiell. ¬†Hell, I coulda had a double double against them last night! ¬†And I don’t even have Jerry Curls! ¬†Here’s what else I saw last night across the NBA:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you’re like JB and myself, then you like your fantasy basketball to be Head-To-Head.¬† The ability to talk smack to a new opponent every week keeps the intensity high.¬† And unlike Roto or NCAA football, we get The Playoffs, where heroes are made and injures decimate championship aspirations.¬† A nasty little side effect however is a shortened regular season.¬† After this week we will have played 10 weeks.¬† Marking the halfway point of the regular season.¬† If you’re in the bottom 3rd of your league then sacrifices must be made.¬† Injured players may need to be traded at less than face value or flat out dropped.¬† Streaming takes priority over upside.¬† There is still plenty of time to make up ground and sneak into the playoffs but it’s safe to say something isn’t working.¬† If you’re in the middle 3rd then you should take a long hard look at who on your team is on the way up and who is on the way down.¬† We all had our favorite sleepers coming into the year, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope was one of mine, Archie Goodwin was well liked around these parts too.¬† They weren’t giving enough so we had to move on to the next opportunity, c’est la vie, life goes on…¬† If your in the top 3rd of your league then you need to ensure you stay there.¬† You can be much more risky and shouldn’t pass up any high upside guy who is getting big minutes.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Merry Christmas to all! ¬†And to all a good night! ¬†Well, except for the Hawks, who lost both DeMarre Carroll and Al Horford in last night’s double overtime win against the Cavs. ¬†Carroll’s Christmas carol was about hoping his hand and/or thumb didn’t break, as he was in bad pain exiting the game. ¬†Diagnosis came out that he has a sprained thumb, and while a non-break is a good news, remember Larry Sanders¬†“just” had a sprained thumb and had to have surgery. ¬†Just shatter the champagne bottle you got sprayed with and use it like a weapon like a normal bar fight, Sanders! ¬†And to make matters worse, Horford then lost all his Christmas cheer when he hurt his shoulder later in the game and is set for an MRI. ¬†It’s his right shoulder vs. a left pectoral tear that ended his year in 2012, but neither of these injuries look too good. ¬†Big men waiting in the wings for the Hawks (womp womp)¬†Elton Brand,¬†Pero Antic,¬†Gustavo Ayon, and Mike Scott would all stand to get increased roles, especially if both injuries turn out to be serious. ¬†I’ve talked about Scott more than a few times as a guy to keep an eye on should there be injuries, and I think he has the most upside by far to emerge. ¬†His per 36 of 18.7/7.7/2.0/0.6 with 1.3 treys while shooting 55% from the field gives him a glimmer of hope to be the fantasy contributor I thought he could be. ¬†Here’s what else I spotted through the Holidays while opening all of my Brandon Knight basketball cards on Christmas morning:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Merry Christmas Razzball Nation! ¬†I hope everyone is looking forward to a great holiday. ¬†What have you asked for for Christmas? ¬†A ridiculous stroke of luck to get you a Fantasy Football championship tonight? ¬†A Christmas Day where three of your guys have triple doubles? ¬†Mine is hoping that no more injuries roll through the NBA, at least with questionable return dates. ¬†Hey, at least Brook Lopez has a certain return date. ¬†October 2014. ¬†Huge loss (I was going to say break, but um, yea) for fantasy owners with a broken foot. ¬†Here’s what I said in my ranks with him at 50, lower than most other places: “Love his game, had him top-20 in May.¬† Foot injury and big trade limits #s.” ¬†That’s me quoting me! ¬†Ok, ok, so I get a ton wrong and you can’t project injuries (which I didn’t really, gotta love vagueness!), but I avoided Lopez everywhere so I am not suffering a stocking full of coal like BroLo owners. ¬†BroLo’s stocking is actually full of a swollen foot, but you get the idea. ¬†Andray Blatche becomes a must-own with the boost in minutes, and was already at double-digits and 19:40 plus of playing time in 15 of 17 games before Friday night’s dud when BroLo got hurt. ¬†I see him grabbing 7 to 8 boards with decent %s – along with his scoring – for a bottom end guy on rosters with a tad of upside. ¬†Here’s what else/who else got hurt over the weekend:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Man! ¬†I was loving that game! ¬†Through three contests (the inaugural¬†one in the comments then when adopted into the piece), I didn’t get a single win! ¬†For shame… At least now with Kobe Bryant missing 6 weeks, we’ll be brimming with excitement to relaunch the game! ¬†I never ended up with Kobe anywhere, so I’m downplaying the real fantasy impact here… Kobe owners are asking should I hold or should I let go? ¬†I think he is probably a hold in almost all leagues if you can, but man, these top-end injuries are killin’ out there! ¬†Plus we have to remember it’s a fractured knee and a re-sewn up Achilles. ¬†And he wasn’t setting the world on fire anyway. ¬†Kobe is turning into Jeter from last year! ¬†Bryant is a medical marvel though, he can jump over cars going 40 MPH and come back after bone spurs a game later. ¬†So he’s worth the stash unless it’s a very shallow 10-teamer or smaller, or you’re just a triage of injuries. ¬†Here’s what else went down last night across fantasy hoops:Please, blog, may I have some more?