“Dude, you can’t make a title caps to make the pun work, or else it’s a stupid lazy joke!” ¬†Well, ya know I’m pretty effin’ rusty out here catching back up with Summer Ball and this final batch of free agency moves! ¬†I’m as old and as rusty as Deron Williams, who completed his buyout with the Nets, turned it into piles of gold he buried in his backyard, and will be eating Mulligan’s steak with Mark Cuban. ¬†The rich stay rich, just with the richer! ¬†Wait, did that make any sense? ¬†While D-Will has just as much risk as an active Claymore mine sitting on your desk (and giving it a fourth grade girl), I think I might actually buy in a bit. ¬†He’s in a steady decline, but when looking at his numbers last year, it’s easy to forget he came off the bench for a bit – and his bench numbers were horrific. ¬†As a starter he was 14.3/3.6/7.1 with a steal per and only 2.4 TO. ¬†And interestingly enough – nearly 33 minutes a game while staying [mostly] healthy! ¬†Must be the new bacon and eggs diet. ¬†He shot pretty horrible – sub 40% as a starter – but it was 39.6% vs. 32.3% as a sub. ¬†Couldn’t figure out how to get it done off the pine! ¬†Sounds like a merit badge the Pawnee Rangers would give out. ¬†Moving to Dallas, he’s surrounded by SO MUCH better talent that he should have no problem falling into comparable numbers as his starting days in Brooklyn, maybe even with a few more dimes, a few less TO, and playing as the starter all year (if he stays glued together). ¬†This is likely D-Will’s final chance to be on a winner, and after a very sub-par 14-15¬†I think he could be a draft day value. ¬†Either that or he’ll be a hot spinning cone of meat! ¬†Here’s what else has gone on in the past week of fantasy basketball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy St. Patty’s Razzball Nation! ¬†Who doesn’t picture Warwick Davis with claws when they drink 15 Guinesses?
For the third straight year, we’ll be having an awesome Razzball Hoops March Madness bracket pool, joinable through the magic of that link-ity link right there. ¬†And for the prize, I decided to go with something more desirable than money. ¬†Or power. ¬†Or fame. ¬†Ok, well probably not as good as anyadat, but the winner will get a¬†prestigious spot in the Razzball Elite League! ¬†We’ve got a few spots opening up for next season, so the winner of the Bracket will get their first choice of the team to take over. ¬†So hop in today, may the cinderellas be with you, and good luck Razzball Nation! ¬†Oh yeah, NBA… Here’s what went down last night in fantasy basketball action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
H2H Playoffs are here! ¬†But geez, the amount of DNPs for minor injuries and general soreness (General Soreness!) over the weekend was infuriating! ¬†Unless they hit your oppo harder than you, then they were infatuating! ¬†I certainly almost lost a playoff spot to the former…
I guess our main stop on the DNP bandwagon would be the Atlanta Hawks and that darned Coach Butthole. ¬†I imagine we’ll be using that nickname for Budenholzer a ton down the stretch! ¬†The Hawks sat Jeff Teague, DeMarre Carroll and Paul Millsap¬†(who had a nasty 23/9/3/3/3 rainbow Friday)¬†last night, then had Kyle Korver break his nose and have to leave early on top of it. ¬†Korver was already set for a DNP tonight, so there’s that, and Al Horford owners will have to start the week with a DNP-rest. ¬†What a shizz-show! ¬†Which kinda sounds like Szechuan. ¬†Which makes me hungry… ¬†About as hungry as Dennis Schroder looks when he gets starts, ripping apart the Lakers in a 24/3/10 line hitting 7-16 FG (1-5 3PTM 9-11 FT). ¬†Even if you’re not a Teague owner, I think it’s impossible to leave the German on the wire. ¬†It would just improve The Lives of Others! ¬†And Coach Butthole has learned from Pop himself to sit everyone any chance he gets, with that line of thinking infecting the entire league this weekend. ¬†It already feels like the last week of the season, doesn’t it?! ¬†Maybe the playoffs need to start in week 10… ¬†Sheesh… ¬†Here’s what else went down on DNP Weekend in fantasy basketball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The tennis balls are off the legs, the HurryCane back in the closet, the pre-game meal eaten at 5:00 AM at the early bird special – we’ve got Kemba Walker back!
After a month and a half off, Walker came off the bench last night for the Hornets, and looked like Louis C.K.’s nethers. ¬†Rusty. ¬†2-9 from the field for 6/1/2/0/1 with a TO in 16 minutes. ¬†While there’s no need to be harsh – we expected some rust after knee surgery – but Mo Williams played pretty well with 8 dimes and Gerald Henderson shocked the world with a career-high 11 assists. ¬†Ok, “shocked the world” may be a slight overstatement, I could say “it was so shocking it blew all his hair off!” ¬†It’s certainly interesting he had a previous career-high 9 dimes just last Sunday, so now there’s two facilitators to battle with. ¬†Makes me worried about Kemba’s assists upside, and he’s kinda looking like an Isaiah Canaan clone. ¬†Wait, I said I didn’t need to be harsh! ¬†That said, Kemba is healthy and has a lot more upside, so obviously worth owning everywhere. ¬†I just wouldn’t be shocked (unlike Hendo’s dimebag!)¬†if he’s towards the end of the line if you’re killing Pts/3s and need to stream a stat at the end of week one of the playoffs… ¬†Here’s what else went down last night in fantasy basketball action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Who knows, maybe devoting his soul to the lord of the Sith is what got Hassan Whiteside to where’s he’s at!
Absolutely terrible flagrant-2 last night to the back of Kelly Olynyk, hit-sticking him into the cameramen. ¬†L3, L3! ¬†Friend of the Podcast Mike Gallagher from Rotoworld tweeted out a great vine showing the hit from two angles, and I think that’s maybe a judo elbow he learned from Tekken. ¬†On top of his lingering kankle issues, now we have to assume a game or two out via suspension. ¬†Certainly doesn’t helped he tackled Alex Len a few games ago, with Whiteside’s flagrants turning into an MMA reel. ¬†As Slim and I mentioned on the Pod, Whiteside throws his body around willy-nilly and it’s starting to catch up with him with the physical play from oppos. ¬†Gotta control those emotions, young padawan! ¬†“Concentrate!” ¬†Just has to get the last few mental things together to be an elite NBA big. ¬†Can you do that, Hassan?! ¬†“I’ll try.” ¬†“No! ¬†There is no try! ¬†Do. ¬†Or do not.” ¬†Here’s what else went down last night in fantasy basketball action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well, one outta three of the letters in MCW is in efficient… ¬†That makes sense seeing as he usually shoots 33%!
In his debut for the Bucks, Michael Carter-Williams looked solid against his former Sixers for 7/0/8/2/0 in only 17 and a half minutes. ¬†All with only one TO! ¬†Shot 3-5 from the field, did split his two FT, but a mad efficient game in his new colors. ¬†Off the toe sprain, I’m not surprised his minutes were kept in check as the Bucks unsurprisingly took it to the Sixers. ¬†Full tank! ¬†Yesterday on the Podcast, Slim said even a great game wouldn’t have him change his MCW valuation too much, and he’s the logical one. ¬†But I’m antsy and loved what I saw! ¬†I don’t think he’s suddenly the top-50 guy I thought he’d be, but I think he’ll keep the %s in check with that decent MIL supporting cast, and he won’t make you want to kill yourself. ¬†And if that isn’t a ringing endorsement, I don’t know what is…. Here’s what else went down last night in fantasy basketball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
“Hey JB G.”
I feel like I’ve played this song and dance all year. ¬†“I love KCP!” ¬†“KCP is dead to me!” ¬†“He’s a usable ThrAGNOF!” ¬†“He’s worse than month-old stroganoff!” ¬†And on and on and on like a never clean addict. ¬†“Why can’t I quit you?!”
In what was a great game until the 4th quarter, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope had maybe one of his best games as a pro. ¬†It didn’t show up in any glaring numbers on the stat sheet, but this new backcourt with Reggie Jackson is mad fun. ¬†KCP for 21/2/1/2/0 hitting 7-13 FG (5-7 3PTM) including two ridiculous threes in transition. ¬†Both would’ve been near-cringeworthy if he missed them! ¬†Lead the break in unfavorable numbers (more or less was just KCP vs. 2 or 3 defenders) and pulled up leaning forward burying them both. ¬†Then in back-to-back plays, knocked the ball of LeBron James‘ leg for a TO then drew a charge, both in transition where LeBron is his best. ¬†Just the overall confidence and swagger was there that I haven’t always seen. ¬†Then again, I am always biased due to the addiction! ¬†I was brushing my teeth with my finger and hopping around like a madman this whole game… ¬†Here’s what else went down last night in fantasy basketball action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Man, what an exciting trade deadline! ¬†Thanks for checking out our Trade Deadline Live Post, where you can read about all the trades that went down yesterday…
And off the emotional roller coaster of those deadline deals, the NBA is finally back after a week away. ¬†I certainly need to consult my physician since it’s definitely lasting more than 4 hours… ¬†Especially after seeing Serge Ibaka pull a Goro right out of the 2nd-half gate! ¬†Twas an empty big man line, but 21/22/0/0/0 is a nice way to start a shortened week! ¬†Hit 8-12 from the field and 5-6 FT which twill get it done. ¬†Serge didn’t take a trey, and while he hit a few jumpers, look how much closer to the hoop¬†his shot chart was:
With Enes Kanter on his way to OKC to bring his own brand of mid-rangeness, I think Ibaka can look forward to a nice boost in FG%. ¬†Sure it may cost him a trey here and there, but Serge should still seek shots from the seashore. ¬†And while Kanter had his share of nice rebounding games with the Jazz, putting him out there for his¬†mid-range O is going to help Serge’s post presence. ¬†I really like the move for Ibaka’s¬†value. ¬†Here’s what else went down last night in our return to NBA action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
[We’ve got the Trade Deadline Podcast up! ¬†Slim and I react to all this hooblah as this post continues to be updated – you can find the Pod the post below this one as well as that link.]
The Trade Deadline is nigh, which is to say, soon. ¬†Can I trade the start of this open with a different one…? ¬†“Did you hear the one about how the Hawks got nothing for the¬†broke ass of Josh Smith last trade deadline?!” ¬†Imagine the Hawks with a lottery pick as well… ¬†I guess as fortune-tellers, they knew they didn’t need anything for Smoove!
The 2015 NBA Trade Deadline will pass at 3:00 PM EST, and up until the closing moments, I’ll be updating this post as each trade moves across my virtual news desk. ¬†Fantasy spins galore! ¬†That’s the younger sister of Pussy Galore… ¬†So be sure to constantly ping that refresh like Goldfinger on Kitco! ¬†Here’s what’s gone down so far:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Basketball is back baby! ¬†The NBA season returns from the All-Star Break tonight after four-and-a-half months off… ¬†Maybe hyperbolic, but certainly feels that way!
And right as games start, we’ve got the NBA Trade Deadline passing this afternoon at 3:00 PM EST. ¬†That was fast! ¬†We’ve got a big day of trade analysis, with a live post that will go up around 1:00 PM-ish EST and get frequently updated to track all of the last-minute trades as they go down, then a slightly later podcast record time with our special edition Trade Deadline Razzball Basketball Podcast up sometime around 4:00-4:30 PM EST. ¬†It’s all hoops all afternoon!
With these big changes about to ripple through the fantasy hoops landscape, the biggest news from over the break is probably the most anti-climatic – Carmelo Anthony has been officially shutdown. ¬†“3P0 – Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!”¬† “No! Shut them ALL down, hurry!” ¬†Pretty apt to The Poppycockers shituation, amiright?! ¬†We’ve known Melo was about to be Melba Toast sometime around the break, and now the swift gavel of realism has hit (huh? weird metaphor day! ¬†I’m rusty OK?!). ¬†Langston Galloway, who has probably been picked up in most leagues (and subsequently dropped in some after struggling) should likely be scooped up. ¬†He’s not going to do anything too special, but his career-high in shots (19) was in a Melo-less game and should give you some low-TO guard stats. ¬†Tim Hardaway Jr. also gets a bit of a boost, but he does absolutely nothing beyond score and trey. ¬†Would be a nice, high-minute ThrAGNOF! ¬†But those ain’t got no face… ¬†So I’m not married to Timmy J at all even if he starts hot with Melo now gone. ¬†Here’s what else has gone down since we left for the break:Please, blog, may I have some more?