| PG | SG | SF | PF | C | |
| Where You Go If You Didn�t Get Picks No. 1 Or 2. | Say It With Me� | If you have to think about this, you�ve already lost | The cream of the crop, but the crop is thick. | I know this is Dwight�s category, but Horford deserves to be here, too, dammit. | |
| Chris Paul | Dwyane Wade | Kevin Durant | Dirk Nowitzki | Dwight Howard | |
| Derrick Rose | Kobe Bryant | LeBron James | Pau Gasol | Al Horford | |
| They�re a 10, but the scale goes to 11. | It wouldn't surprise me if everyone in this tier out-performed everyone in the first | They could save your grandma from a burning building and still won�t be considered elite enough | Kevin Love | Grab a center now, because quantities are limited | |
| Stephen Curry | Monta Ellis | Carmelo Anthony | Blake Griffin | Al Jefferson | |
| Deron Williams | Kevin Martin | Rudy Gay | Amar�e Stoudemire | Brook Lopez | |
| Russell Westbrook | Manu Ginobili | The Rodney Dangerfields of the position � in that they are terribly unfunny | Wow. You weren�t kidding, The PF position is stacked! | Not Sexy (AKA: �The Joakim Noah Tier�) | |
| Footsteps. Hear �em, Fear �em. | Eric Gordon | Danny Granger | LaMarcus Aldridge | Nene | |
| John Wall | Reaching for best-case scenario | Josh Smith | David Lee | Joakim Noah | |
| Tyreke Evans | Arron Afflalo | Gerald Wallace | Zach Randolph | Holy Crap, I Do Not Feel Good About Picking Any of These Guys | |
| Jrue Holiday | Joe Johnson | You Don�t Want Them, But You Need Them | �Wait, Chris Bosh Seems To Be Incorrectly Dropped To the Third Tier.� – Chris Bosh | Andrew Bynum | |
| Probably will be fine, but risky enough to wait a tier | I�m Completely Picking These Guys With My Eyes Closed | Andre Iguodala | Chris Bosh | Roy Hibbert | |
| Steve Nash | James Harden | Paul Pierce | Paul Millsap | JaVale McGee | |
| Rajon Rondo | DeMar DeRozan | Dorell Wright | David West | Andrew Bogut | |
| Wait, You Don�t Have A Damn PG Yet!?! Better Take Two! | Marcus Thornton | Oh, yeah. Kinda Forgot About Them | More Than A Few Worries, But Huge Upside | Andrea Bargnani | |
| Tony Parker | Stephen Jackson | Luol Deng | Carlos Boozer | I Kinda Want To Own These Guys More Than Anyone From the Last Tier | |
| Ty Lawson | The Guys You Pick, When None Of The Guys You Want Are Left | Michael Beasley | Serge Ibaka | Greg Monroe | |
| Brandon Jennings | Ray Allen | Omri Casspi | Lamar Odom | Marc Gasol | |
| Devin Harris | Wesley Matthews | Danilo Galinari | Going To Fall A Round Or Two Because They�re Boring | Marcin Gortat | |
| Will Help, Not Carry | Jason Terry | Nicolas Batum | Luis Scola | J.J. Hickson | |
| Darren Collison | Risky, But It�s Getting Late | � Because They Are Forgettable | Kevin Garnett | Channing Frye | |
| D.J. Augustin | Jared Dudley | Corey Maggette | Appropriate, Unless It Isn�t | Filling Holes (Not In A Sexual Way) | |
| Raymond Felton | Jason Richardson | Post 9th Round Safe Picks | DeMarcus Cousins | Tyson Chandler | |
| Kyle Lowry | George Hill | Thaddeus Young | Tim Duncan | Boris Diaw | |
| Mike Conley | Jordan Crawford | C.J. Miles | Elton Brand | Emeka Okafor | |
| Jason Kidd | Gerald Henderson | Hedo Turkoglu | Blatche Is Never Appropriate | DeAndre Jordan | |
| Equally Huge Upsides and Downsides | Jamal Crawford | Austin Daye | Andray Blatche | Anderson Varejao | |
| Toney Douglas | Paul George | Caron Butler | If You Must | Chris Kaman | |
| Chauncey Billups | Nick Young | Hey, Look! I Recognize His Name From Five Years Ago! | Kris Humphries | Ed Davis | |
| Kyrie Irving | They'll Be Hot and Cold And You'll Hate Every Second Owning Them | Rashard Lewis | Amir Johnson | Back Off, I Need A Second Center | |
| Just Give Me Dimes And Shut Up | Trevor Ariza | Andrei Kirilenko | Antawn Jamison | Marcus Camby | |
| Jose Calderon | Carlos Delfino | Someone's Got To Lotto | You Shrewed Devil, You | Kendrick Perkins | |
| Rodney Stuckey | Evan Turner | Derrick Williams | Ryan Anderson | Kwame Brown | |
| Jarrett Jack | Vince Carter | Gordon Hayward | Al Harrington | Long Shots | |
| Jameer Nelson | Lou Williams | Shawn Marion | Josh McRoberts | Spencer Hawes | |
| Jeff Teague | Anthony Morrow | Richard Jefferson | Jonas Jerebko | Enes Kanter | |
| Hoping For Something Out of the Ordinary | John Salmons | Like A Comfy Blanket � With A Bunch Of Holes In It | Derrick Favors | Samuel Dalembert | |
| Beno Udrih | Richard Hamilton | Grant Hill | THIS IS THE YEAR! | Darko Milicic | |
| Andre Miller | I Remember Hearing Something About These Guys Being Good, At One Point | Metta World Peace | Tyrus Thomas | Andris Biedrins | |
| Iman Shumpert | Chase Budinger | Might Help, Might Not | Brandon Bass | Ekpe Udoh | |
| Jerryd Bayless | Eric Bledsoe | Wesley Johnson | Udonis Haslem | Jason Thompson | |
| Mo Williams | Ben Gordon | Shane Battier | Carl Landry | ||
| Rodrigue Beaubois | Shannon Brown | Tyler Hansbrough | |||
| Ricky Rubio | Tony Allen | James Johnson | Charlie Villanueva | ||
| Kemba Walker | Long Shots | Long Shots | DeJuan Blair | ||
| Brandon Knight | J.J. Barea | Tracy McGrady | Anthony Randolph | ||
| Luke Ridnour | Klay Thompson | Tayshaun Prince | How Many More Rounds Until the Draft Is Over? | ||
| Long Shots | O.J. Mayo | Al-Farouq Aminu | Troy Murphy | ||
| Baron Davis | Jodie Meeks | Jan Vesely | |||
| Jimmer Fredette | Reggie Williams | Chuck Hayes | |||
| Kirk Hinrich | Ramon Sessions | Long Shots | |||
| Jordan Farmar | Landry Fields | Tristan Thompson | |||
| Goran Dragic | J.J. Redick | Drew Gooden | |||
| Rudy Fernandez | Taj Gibson | ||||
| Terrence Williams | Glen Davis |