Man… It just hasn’t been the best few years for Kris Humphries… ¬†The divorce. ¬†The loss of a starting job. ¬†Traded as a dump to Boston. ¬†But he’s actually been a pretty decent fantasy player lately, including getting a surprise starting nod last night, fairly under-the-radar. ¬†Unfortunately, none-a-dat-matters when watching last night’s game! ¬†Man, talk about lucking out with the games I got this week, as I had Yahoo highlights for the Celtics at Clippers, and the now-infamous “Welcome to my Poster” dunk. ¬†Just dirty from Blake Griffin. ¬†If you didn’t see¬†where I cut the highlight, right after Ralph Lawler says “over, and over, and over…” it cuts back to Humphries who gives the easiest to lip read F bomb you could imagine. ¬†Hilarious! ¬†I lost my cookies all over the office. ¬†I shoulda put “And-one” on the highlight too, but my face melted. ¬†Getting back to fantasy, Blake can have his own poster this year, producing at a great rate and a great pick even for the unknowledgable NBA fan in your league who reached for him for the highlights. ¬†As I mentioned a month or so back, Griffin has been really good this year capped off with a 29/6/8/2/0/highlight of the year line last night. ¬†He showed us why fantasy hoops is underrated in the fantasy community. ¬†It beats football by actually requiring skill and not small-sample luck, and gives us the best highlights to shove it in the face of baseball. ¬†“Oh look, I had Ryan Howard on my team and he actually hit a homer, look at this moon shot!” ¬†“Pssshhhh, I had Blake in today and look at him murder Kris Humphries!” ¬†(full disclaimer I love fantasy baseball). ¬†Enjoy the ride if you nabbed Blake. ¬†Here’s what else happened last night in the NBA:Please, blog, may I have some more?
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Ohhhh man, the mile run. ¬†Nothing establishes popularity in middle school more than the mile run. ¬†You have the athletes who can just jog but have to semi-try, the dorks who are OK at sports that do pretty well (me!), the cool kids that just walk, the unhealthy people who saunter, and then the coolest dudes who hide behind the scoreboard on the other side of the track as the teachers and smoke cigs. ¬†True story! ¬†But the real run to talk about this morning is C.J. Miles‘ run, who’s capped off three straight great games. ¬†Hit a ridiculous 10 treys last night, for a 34/5/2/2 line shooting 11-18 and 10-14 from deep. ¬†If only someone called it yesterday! ¬†And proof to the theory of ThrAGNOF. ¬†Got you 10 treys for just one spot start. ¬†Great night for Miles and shows us yet again that if you need to stream guys, play anyone facing the Sixers. ¬†As I mentioned yesterday, their D is league worst in points allowed by nearly 7 points more a game given up than the second-worst. ¬†It’s a fast-paced team with bad D no matter how you slice it. ¬†Unfortunately for Miles, the acquisition of Luol Deng is really going to hurt his minutes, making him a guy you’re probably not picking up in standard leagues or solid 12-teamers. ¬†Just won’t have the minutes or upside. ¬†But luckily he had one last game to show his range and should stay in the mix for deeper leaguers. ¬†Here’s what else I saw last night in a big slate of games:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’ve got a great idea for a horror movie. ¬†This giant dude with a disheveled afro walks into various fast-food franchises and just stomps on everyone and gives them sub-90 sanitation grades. ¬†We’ll call it, “Andrew Bynum: Franchise Killer!” ¬†Dum, domp, dumb! ¬†Aka, the sounds Bynum makes when he talks. ¬†Oh man, Cleveland hasn’t been this happy since the Cavs beat LeBron and the Heat a couple years ago in Cleveland. ¬†And all this does for Bynum is get him moved to another team so he can be waived for a salary dump. ¬†I wish I dumped salary! ¬†No not celery! ¬†Anyway, the Bulls shipped off Luol Deng in their own celery dump (too many Chicago dogs) to Cleveland, while receiving some draft picks in full rebuild mode. ¬†Hey, if they don’t make the playoffs then no one has to berate Derrick Rose about his knee! ¬†What was Rose thinking saying he might try to come back… I’ve never been a big Deng fan, perils of being in tar heel country, and moving to a team with a lot of shooters (Kyrie Irving) and ball hogs (Kyrie Irving), I think Deng’s fantasy value takes a hit. ¬†Sure Deng still played well with a healthy Rose, but it’s just not a situation where I see Deng being as solid a fantasy guy with C.J. Miles and Dion Waiters also shoot first guys on the wing. ¬†And you can kiss the 7 boards a game goodbye with Tristan Thompson and Anderson Varejao pullin’ em down. ¬†I wouldn’t panic and give Deng away, but that’s just my take. ¬†Here’s what else I saw from last night in fantasy basketball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
PGs depth suddenly overfloweth from the wire, with a lot of guys on their choppers… chopping(?) their way onto fantasy squads. ¬†Listen, I would make some sort of better parallel with that show, but I haven’t gotten to it yet. ¬†Takes a lot of effort to plow through a show! ¬†I friggin’ had to stop the new Arrested Development in season 4. ¬†Yikes. ¬†And speaking of arrested development, the Clips sure got a buster when Chris Paul went down with a separated shoulder Friday night, and through a series of updates will be out “up to six weeks.” ¬†The trainer asked Paul if he was filing for divorce with his shoulder, but nah, just separated. ¬†Huge blow to the Clippers, but it was a “rush to your nearest internet device” moment for fantasy owners to add¬†Darren Collison. ¬†On Friday night, in JB’s RCL 2 I missed out, then when deciding who to drop for him in RCL 1, I missed him by about 10 seconds. ¬†Thank’s a lot Your Mom Says Hi! ¬†A Hill ‘O Beans bout to be refried! ¬†Yeah, terrible smack talk, I know… ¬†If you’re not checking out the comments every night, all sorts of updates get fantasy spins throughout the evening, like El Burro breaking the news while watching his Clips’ title hopes get separated. ¬†I like Collison a lot, and unless you singularly need assists, I like him over the other big breakout PG from the weekend. ¬†I think he gives you 16/3/6/2 a game until Paul is done with marriage counseling. ¬†The 35 minutes he’ll play a night should make those numbers pretty realistic. ¬†Here’s what else I saw over the weekend in hoops action:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well,¬†Andrew Bynum is Mr. Glass too… ¬†But the other way! ¬†And he’s also Mr. Franchise Killer, as the Cavs had to suspend him just to get him to stay out of the stadium. ¬†“Hey Andrew, leave the HurryCane at home today, we don’t wanna keep paying the stadium workers to put down the handicap ramps!” ¬†Just saves money across the board. ¬†Once Bynum gets waived, I think even Obama will be shaking his head at Bynum’s healthcare bills. ¬†Anyway, the obvious benefactor to that whole mess is Anderson Varejao, who after his dominating 18/25 game last night has double-digit boards in 4 of the last 5. ¬†Varejao was cleaning up the glass like he was the Unbreakable one! ¬†The leading rebounder in the NBA last year before he got hurt (at a ridiculous 14.4 a game), Varejao should be a monster in 2014. ¬†Although it does help when Nikola Vucevic is hurt and the starting center against you is Jason Maxiell. ¬†Hell, I coulda had a double double against them last night! ¬†And I don’t even have Jerry Curls! ¬†Here’s what else I saw last night across the NBA:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you’re like JB and myself, then you like your fantasy basketball to be Head-To-Head.¬† The ability to talk smack to a new opponent every week keeps the intensity high.¬† And unlike Roto or NCAA football, we get The Playoffs, where heroes are made and injures decimate championship aspirations.¬† A nasty little side effect however is a shortened regular season.¬† After this week we will have played 10 weeks.¬† Marking the halfway point of the regular season.¬† If you’re in the bottom 3rd of your league then sacrifices must be made.¬† Injured players may need to be traded at less than face value or flat out dropped.¬† Streaming takes priority over upside.¬† There is still plenty of time to make up ground and sneak into the playoffs but it’s safe to say something isn’t working.¬† If you’re in the middle 3rd then you should take a long hard look at who on your team is on the way up and who is on the way down.¬† We all had our favorite sleepers coming into the year, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope was one of mine, Archie Goodwin was well liked around these parts too.¬† They weren’t giving enough so we had to move on to the next opportunity, c’est la vie, life goes on…¬† If your in the top 3rd of your league then you need to ensure you stay there.¬† You can be much more risky and shouldn’t pass up any high upside guy who is getting big minutes.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy New Year, Razzball Nation! ¬†It’s great to be back, a new year in front of us, and back to the beck and call of the Fantasy Basketball regular season. ¬†We’re halfway through the standard league season, a 2013 that brought us Larry Drew spite, Brandon Knight love, Andre Drummond being a nuisance and Larry Sanders being a… well nuisance, but more like just a moron. ¬† I love how three of the first four things that came to mind were Bucks. ¬†Man the Bucks have been a ridiculous team, and shows us why Fantasy Basketball saves lives. ¬†We’re talking about the worst team in the NBA here! ¬†And they’re the middle of a lot of drama. ¬†Sure there have been a ridiculous amount of other big name injuries and movers-and-shakers, but my new year couldn’t have started better than Knight going 15-25 37/8/2/4 with three treys on New Year’s Eve. ¬†Watching that going on while Miley Cyrus was being a wrecking ball was quite entertaining. ¬†And while the ball dropped, Knight only dropped two balls himself! ¬†Wow, that sounds like a horrible puberty joke. ¬†Only 2 TOs from Knight, who only has 10 TOs over his last six games after his 8 TO coming out game when he put up 36. ¬†He’s got a 14 Ast-dimebag in there, two 36/8+ games, just some redonk numbers the past 8 games. ¬†Hopefully he keeps it up all year. ¬†Happy 2014 for Knight owners! ¬†It’s great to be back on daily. ¬†Here’s what else I caught since we last checked in:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Merry Christmas to all! ¬†And to all a good night! ¬†Well, except for the Hawks, who lost both DeMarre Carroll and Al Horford in last night’s double overtime win against the Cavs. ¬†Carroll’s Christmas carol was about hoping his hand and/or thumb didn’t break, as he was in bad pain exiting the game. ¬†Diagnosis came out that he has a sprained thumb, and while a non-break is a good news, remember Larry Sanders¬†“just” had a sprained thumb and had to have surgery. ¬†Just shatter the champagne bottle you got sprayed with and use it like a weapon like a normal bar fight, Sanders! ¬†And to make matters worse, Horford then lost all his Christmas cheer when he hurt his shoulder later in the game and is set for an MRI. ¬†It’s his right shoulder vs. a left pectoral tear that ended his year in 2012, but neither of these injuries look too good. ¬†Big men waiting in the wings for the Hawks (womp womp)¬†Elton Brand,¬†Pero Antic,¬†Gustavo Ayon, and Mike Scott would all stand to get increased roles, especially if both injuries turn out to be serious. ¬†I’ve talked about Scott more than a few times as a guy to keep an eye on should there be injuries, and I think he has the most upside by far to emerge. ¬†His per 36 of 18.7/7.7/2.0/0.6 with 1.3 treys while shooting 55% from the field gives him a glimmer of hope to be the fantasy contributor I thought he could be. ¬†Here’s what else I spotted through the Holidays while opening all of my Brandon Knight basketball cards on Christmas morning:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Merry Christmas Razzball Nation! ¬†I hope everyone is looking forward to a great holiday. ¬†What have you asked for for Christmas? ¬†A ridiculous stroke of luck to get you a Fantasy Football championship tonight? ¬†A Christmas Day where three of your guys have triple doubles? ¬†Mine is hoping that no more injuries roll through the NBA, at least with questionable return dates. ¬†Hey, at least Brook Lopez has a certain return date. ¬†October 2014. ¬†Huge loss (I was going to say break, but um, yea) for fantasy owners with a broken foot. ¬†Here’s what I said in my ranks with him at 50, lower than most other places: “Love his game, had him top-20 in May.¬† Foot injury and big trade limits #s.” ¬†That’s me quoting me! ¬†Ok, ok, so I get a ton wrong and you can’t project injuries (which I didn’t really, gotta love vagueness!), but I avoided Lopez everywhere so I am not suffering a stocking full of coal like BroLo owners. ¬†BroLo’s stocking is actually full of a swollen foot, but you get the idea. ¬†Andray Blatche becomes a must-own with the boost in minutes, and was already at double-digits and 19:40 plus of playing time in 15 of 17 games before Friday night’s dud when BroLo got hurt. ¬†I see him grabbing 7 to 8 boards with decent %s – along with his scoring – for a bottom end guy on rosters with a tad of upside. ¬†Here’s what else/who else got hurt over the weekend:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Man! ¬†I was loving that game! ¬†Through three contests (the inaugural¬†one in the comments then when adopted into the piece), I didn’t get a single win! ¬†For shame… At least now with Kobe Bryant missing 6 weeks, we’ll be brimming with excitement to relaunch the game! ¬†I never ended up with Kobe anywhere, so I’m downplaying the real fantasy impact here… Kobe owners are asking should I hold or should I let go? ¬†I think he is probably a hold in almost all leagues if you can, but man, these top-end injuries are killin’ out there! ¬†Plus we have to remember it’s a fractured knee and a re-sewn up Achilles. ¬†And he wasn’t setting the world on fire anyway. ¬†Kobe is turning into Jeter from last year! ¬†Bryant is a medical marvel though, he can jump over cars going 40 MPH and come back after bone spurs a game later. ¬†So he’s worth the stash unless it’s a very shallow 10-teamer or smaller, or you’re just a triage of injuries. ¬†Here’s what else went down last night across fantasy hoops:Please, blog, may I have some more?