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There I was: settled in for a long evening of basketball-related entertainment, when all of a sudden my Twitter and my Tumblr and my Facebooks erupted alerting me to not only the announcement of the new Springsteen album in March, but that the first single was already here. And there. And everywhere for my listening (and re-listening and re-listening enjoyment). The night was shot. Eleven games that I suddenly realized I was going to watch with only one eye. Half a heart. I stayed up late, cats and kittens. Doing my best. If I failed you, I apologize. This is Bruce, after all. And some things are just more important than the fact that anyone who owned a Nugget or a Sixer on their fantasy team made out like bandits last night. Anyway, back to hoops.

If D.C. has any strengths – and I’m not necessarily saying they do, so don’t go quoting me – it’s that you never know which sloppy player is going to make a name for himself on any given night. Someone will. And it will be sloppy … unless you’re talking about John Wall on Wednesday (or any day this week, really), who was not sloppy at all. So never mind that. I just disproved myself. And now you see why I didn’t want you to go quotin’ me. Now you have to go back and re-quote me about not wanting to be quoted. Do you see the damage you’ve done? Wall had 25/7/8. He missed 2/3 of his shots (again), but got to the line and sank 13 of his 14 freefrows. That’s accountability, man. He’s like Casey At the Bat if Casey hadn’t totally choked. The best news is that he’s strung a couple of these monster games together and has given his owners reason to chill. Never underestimate chilling. Here are some other tidbits to nibble from Wednesday night’s lineup.

Jeff Foster – Out for two weeks, which has no fantasy implications by itself, but when you compare Tyler Hansbrough‘s Foster-less rebounding numbers (53 in seven games) to his Foster-full ones (28 in six games), it would suggest that Psycho-T’s that much more valuable.

Vince Carter – His left foot is sprained enough that he’s heading back to Dallas to meet with the team physician. I was always under the impression the team physician traveled with the team. What’s the difference between a Dallas physician who sees all the members of a local sports franchise and the team physician? I like to think that any wealthy businesses, such as an NBA franchise, has their own everything following them around. I also like thinking that Odom and Misrilou won’t stop messing with him on the team plane.

Trevor Ariza – Returned after a 16-day furlough and helped put the Hornets on his back, scoring 18 points, 5 rebounds, 7 assists, 4 steals and a block. Ariza’s back is too small to fit whole teams on, so New Orleans still lost to the Grizzlies.

Hedo Turkoglu – Out last night with back spasms. Quentin Richardson filled in for Turk ending with 2/3/0, with 2 steals in his place. Just between you and me and the guy reading this over your shoulder, Q didn’t really sufficiently fill in for Turk.

Von Wafer – Scored 15 points last night, which included a trio of treys. He’s dropped an average of 14 points on .579 shooting in his last two. If you think he continues shooting 58 percent from the floor, by all means, pick him up. The rest of us will be over here whispering about your poor decision-making skills.

Amir Johnson – Another five fouls. He’s had at least five fouls in five of his last seven games and leads the league in PFs with 65. It’s a problem that Mr. 8.5/8/1.5 can’t stay in games longer, because if he could amass 36 minutes per, he’d be good for 11/10.5/2 and 2 stl+blk per game.

Ray Allen – What’s cooler than being cool? 7-of-23 in his last three games! 19 total points over that time.

Nikola Vucevic – Started in place of Spencer Hawes and was less than hawesome. Probably won’t get another chance to be so hawesome in the near future.

Evan Turner – Earned his second double-double of the season (20/11, with a pair of steals). He only had two double-doubles last season, and they came in games seven and 12. This season, he earned his dub-dubs in games nine and 13. By that rationale, he’s actually doing worse this year than last. Luckily, that rationale isn’t rational.

Andre Miller – 28/8/10, with 3 threes. Fun fact! Andre Miller’s come off the bench and double-doubled twice this season. Ricky Rubio‘s the only other player to come off the bench, score 10+ points and dish 10+ assists. He did it three times. Jrue story.

Jan Vesely – 6/3, with a steal and a block in 19 minutes. He’s fun.

Jared Dudley – “Dud” is right! Dude’s been dud-ly for much of this young season. He’s certainly seen better days. Few of them have come lately however. His season averages are all hovering near the averages from last season, except he’s averaging six additional minutes per game now. His per minute averages are down, his team’s losing, and Markieff Morris has the sniffles. Ugh. Let’s just skip ahead to 2013 because 2012 is lost. Ronnie Price started in Dudley’s place, but I wouldn’t drop ‘n’ grab accordingly. Dudley will be back in the starting lineup soon enough.

Markieff Morris – Startin’, too. In place of Channing Frye. Unfortunately he came into the game sick and left it in the same condition seven minutes later. Channing Frye took his place. Or re-took his old place, as the case may be.

Carmelo Anthony – 5-for-22 from the floor, career-low .425 on the season. See: Allen, Ray. About five inches up.

Nicolas Batum – Got popped in the eye and made an early exit. Monta Ellis called him up after the game and told him that things can only get better from here.

Gerald Wallace – He’s shot 17-for-46 (.370) from the floor in his last four. I don’t want to be a pest, Mr. Wallace, and I know your team is playing well and you’re still filling up the box score, but you’re shooting … and, again, I don’t want to be a pest, but–      “Then don’t be a pest.” –Gerald Wallace, keepin’ it simple

Al HorfordJoe Johnson and Josh Smith combined for 41/19/8, with 4 stl, 4 blk and 4 3ptm against Portland. #WhoNeedsHorford? There. I started that hashtag so you won’t have to. (Ed. Note: Adam doesn’t know what he’s saying. Of course Atlanta needs Al Horford and any suggestion to the contrary is likely the result of irrationality brought about by Springsteen Album Announcement Excitement.

Tyreke Evans – 7-for-33 (.212) in his last three. So that’s a problem. Don’t panic until February.

Eddy Curry – May make an appearance in a uniform tonight. The uniform will almost certainly have Cinnabon icing somewhere on it.

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  1. Benny says:
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    Thoughts on Jordan Crawford’s decent few games and possibility of Mo Williams being relevant after last nights 26pts? Would you pick up either/both of them by dropping Dudley and/or Delfino?

  2. Oilcan Giuseppe says:
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    @Adam….dont feel bad,I get distracted by Bruce as well.Still one of the best live shows on earth.

    anyway….10 team h2h keeper,Fields or Dudley?

  3. AL KOHOLIC says:
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    anyome know what illness morris had last night?i can IR him for a couple of days if its something to keep him out another game or 2

  4. Nino says:
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    14 team h2h. usual 9-cat plus AST/TO, rebs are split
    I get:Dirk,DeAndre
    I give: Tyson Chandler, Ryan Anderson
    should i pull the trigger?
    my team:
    kidd,terry,lebron,david lee,chandler,hawes,anderson,billups,zbo,baron davis,thompson,garcia

  5. Ryan says:
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    Should I trade pierce and mcgee for al jefferson?

    Trade Iggy for Howard?
    by rasto21585 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:47 am
    I have two trade offers I could do for dwight howard.

    Curry iggy for Howard Calderon

    or

    Iggy amare for Howard stephen Jackson

    Which of these offers should I do? If neither, do you see another trade scenario i can make for howard?

    Btw we keep 5

    14 team h2h keeper

    pg stephen curry
    sg paul pierce
    g kyle lowry
    sf kevin durant
    pf markieff morris
    f andre igoudala
    c amare staudamire
    c javale mcgee
    util lamar odom
    util evan turner
    bn carlos delfino
    bn bryon mullins
    bn jameer nelson

  6. Ryan says:
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    Sorry for the above post. I was copying and pasting my roster but accidentally got part of a previous post. Anyway I just want to know if I should do deal McGee and Pierce for Al Jeffwrson.

  7. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @Benny: You could swap out Dudley for Crawford, but I’m not really too jazzed about Crawford’s prospects on a team that – aside from maybe McGee and Wall – has no clear role definitions. This suggests a lot of hot games and a lot of cold games for many guys on this roster.

    @Oilcan Giuseppe: You got it, man. Best live show. Without question. Also, keep Dudley.

    @AL KOHOLIC: Sounds like a cold of some sort. Probably not bad enough to keep him out for two games (especially because Morris THOUGHT he was okay to start last night), but that’s just speculation on my part.

    @Nino: I’d skip it. Dirk is the biggest name, but you’re giving up a ton without getting equal value in return. Even if Anderson drops off a bit and Dirk picks up a bit, I’d still greatly prefer Chandler over Jordan.

    @Ryan: Iggy for Howard is fine, depending on your teams’ needs. Remind me where you’re weak/strong. I’d skip the 2-for-1 involving Pierce, McGee and Al.

  8. Zebo says:
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    @Everyone: should I drop JJ Hickson and Dudley-do-little for the following: Ed Davis, George Hill, Luke Ridnour, Matt Barnes, Bayless?

    We play in H2H ESPN 12 team 9 cat league.
    I have
    PG: Jrue
    SG: Paul George
    SF: G-wall
    PF: Aldridge
    C: Al Jefferson
    G: Dudley-do-little
    F: Millsap
    G/F: Lou Williams
    F/C: Elton Brand
    Util: Chandler Parsons
    Bench: Devin Harris, JJ Hickson

    Thanks.

  9. Benny says:
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    Do you think Mo Williams will be worthless once CP3 comes back? Or should nag off the wire and replace him with Delfino?

  10. Benny says:
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    Oh and what about Tayshaun Prince? He’s scored 20, 20, and 29 pts in his last few games and is getting a ton of looks. Think they’ll continue running through him? Or do you think it’s an aberration and he’ll be back down to 10pts a night pretty soon.

  11. AnotherFalstaff says:
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    @Adam – Longer-term Boobie or Rudy? Thanks!

  12. AL KOHOLIC says:
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    @Adam: thanks boss

  13. Ryan says:
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    I think my teams weak in turnovers assists somewhat and my blocks are about average. Everything else is pretty good in a 9 cat league. See anything I should improve on?

  14. AL KOHOLIC says:
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    @Adam:please rank these guys for the imediate future and who you like overall c.j watson,dudley,fields, crawford and rudy fernandez,

  15. Ryan says:
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    Btw Players Stat Categories: Field Goal Percentage (FG%), Free Throw Percentage (FT%), 3-point Shots Made (3PTM), Points Scored (PTS), Total Rebounds (REB), Assists (AST), Steals (ST), Blocked Shots (BLK), Turnovers (TO)

    Here are my stats.

    I’ve won this league 2 years in a row. So it’s sfw to say I am playoff bound. So i guess im looking to play for now and the future. We keep 5 if that helps. Also some other pgs he has are Rubio Westbrook and Kidd.

    Do you think amare curry for howard Rubio is better?

  16. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @Zebo: Drop either/both for anyone except Bayless. Grab Ridnour, Barnes, Hill, Davis and Bayless in that order.

    @Benny: I’d prefer Delfino when CP3 returns. Heck, I almost prefer him over Mo while CP3 is still out.

    @Benny: Don’t bet on Prince. He’s shooting .517 over the last three games, two of which were against the 25th and 26th-ranked defenses in the league. He’s a career .463 shooter who suddenly added 10 points to his scoring average. Not a chance he keeps that up especially because Detroit lost all three of those games.

    @AnotherFalstaff: Rudy.

    @Ryan: I’d much rather have Howard and Rubio, keep Iggy and rid myself of Curry/Amar’e (not a fan of either). But if I’m the other guy, I wouldn’t go for it. Especially in a keeper league. If you have to “settle” for Howard/Iggy, I still think you come out slightly ahead.

    @AL KOHOLIC: Watson’s the best option here is Rose remains out. I haven’t heard anything today about tomorrow night’s game. If Rose is in tomorrow, I’d rank these five: Dudley, Watson, RuFer, Fields, Crawford (assuming you mean Jordan).

  17. Jay says:
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    Dudley, Barnes, or Prince? Looking for 3ptm and stl/blks more than points.

  18. AL KOHOLIC says:
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    @Adam: cool thanks again,yes i meant jordan

  19. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @Jay: Dudley, Prince, Barnes

  20. Dimitri says:
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    Adam, if you had to pick one player to drop who would it be:

    Batum, Frye, Garnett, or Ginobili?

  21. Dimitri says:
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    and would u drop KG for Markieff?!

  22. Steve Stevenson says:
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    For next week, do you prefer Redick with 5 games (J-Rich was back tonight, but both started and Redick continued to play well, plus they beat the Lakers handily with a small lineup), or Nick Young (who ripped off 25 pts again tonight) with 4 games? H2H points league.

  23. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @Dimitri: Frye. Maybe Batum, but probably Frye. Also, stick with Garnett.

    @Steve Stevenson: Young.

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