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If you were an 80s baby, your teenage years were flush with great movies such as There’s Something About Mary, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and The Cable Guy.  Remember the stars of those films, Cameron Diaz and Jim Carrey?  Sure we do.  They were great!  Diaz commanded the screen as a sexy, but funny “everyday” kinda gal.  Carrey contorted his face and gave us belly laughs from role to role.  They even starred in The Mask TOGETHER, which was Diaz’s film debut.  Carrey had a pretty good run in the 90s.  In addition to the aforementioned films, Dumb & Dumber and the Truman Show were also instant comedy classics.  He even ventured into the “serious” with a breakout performance in Man on the Moon (which was the Andy Kaufman bio-pic).  Diaz had a less-than-illustrious early career as far as critical acclaim was concerned, but she was still immensely popular and became one of the highest-paid actresses in Hollywood.

Then came the year 2000.  To me, that year was the end of an era for both of these icons.

Carrey starred in Me, Myself & Irene, a hilarious comedy in which he played dual roles as a schizophrenic Rhode Island State Policeman.  Diaz starred alongside Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu in Charlie’s Angels, a fast-paced, action-packed re-envisioning of the hit TV show.  Great stuff, right?  Yup.  But that was the last time we would see these Hollywood juggernauts at their best.

Carrey had a couple worthwhile movies in the 2000s (Bruce Almighty in 2003, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in 2004) and Diaz co-starred with scene-stealer Daniel Day-Lewis in Gangs of New York (2002), but the two mostly served up unwatchable dreck, pandering to the audience in stuff like Fun with Dick and Jane, Yes Man, The Box, and Bad Teacher.

Of course, this hasn’t stopped them from continuing to make movie after movie after movie — whether we want them to or not.  The stars that were captured on screen (and in our hearts) during our childhoods will never be the same.

…just like Chicago Bulls’ point guard Derrick Rose.

Rose came onto the NBA scene during the 2008-09 season.  The former Memphis Tiger scored 16.8 points while dishing out 6.3 assists, and handily won Rookie of the Year honors, receiving 111 of a possible 120 first-place votes.

He followed up that rookie campaign with an even more impressive sophomore season and then topped it all of with an NBA MVP Award in 2010-11.

Like the early-decade versions of Carrey and Diaz, that was the last time we would see Derrick Rose as the Derrick Rose we all had grown accustomed to.

Rose had an injury-plagued 2011-12 season, but the ultimate blow came during the Bulls’ first round matchup with the Philadelphia 76ers.  In Game 1, the reigning MVP tore the ACL in his left knee.

We wouldn’t see him back on a basketball court until the beginning of the 2013-14 season.

Of course, this wasn’t without controversy.  Much like Carrey’s oft-publicized romance with former Playmate and TV show host Jenny McCarthy (who was also the subject of many of my “private” memories in the 90s), Rose was in the news for all the wrong reasons.  Rants from guys like Stephen A. Smith and internet memes from Twitter trolls were thrown upon the Bulls’ All-Star.  Fans weren’t happy either.  After all, ACL tears usually take 8-to-12 months to recover from, so why did Rose sit out the entire 2012-13 season?  He was practicing with the team, so shouldn’t he have been able to play in actual games?  And why didn’t he come back for the playoffs?  The Bulls clearly could have used him in their pivotal Eastern Conference Semifinals matchup with the eventual champion Miami Heat.

The easy answer to those questions is that his knee was just not better.  Doctors cleared him, but only the individual himself can truly know how he feels in the recovery process.

Once this past season was underway, excitement filled the air as Rose was finally back on the United Center court.  It was to be short-lived situation, though.

Just 10 games in, Rose again suffered a season-ending injury.  This time, tearing the meniscus in his right knee.  All the smack talk and name calling that occurred a couple years before?  Well, that started up again.

Rose now deems himself completely healthy, going so far as to say that he is “a special player” once again.  While I will never doubt Rose’s talent as a basketball player, as a fantasy owner, I’m staying away from this guy like he’s Joran van der Sloot and I’m a young, nubile — yet naive — girl on the beaches of Aruba.  Don’t be that owner who thinks it’s “cool” to have Rose on your team.

While ADPs are a little hard to come by this time of year, I’ve participated in some mock drafts with some top writers in the industry and I’ve also peeped some results from others that I did not partake in.  The general consensus seems to be that D-Rose is going in the late second- to early-third round of drafts.  That’s too high for my liking, and thus, I will not be drafting him on any of my teams.  Rose has obviously fallen under the dreaded “injury prone” label, and rightly so.  It’s not a bunch of fluke injuries though.  Some will point to this past season, saying he hurt his right knee — not the one where he had torn the ACL — and use that to mask the fact that these two injuries are indeed related.  Whether he was favoring the right side or he was just playing “too scared”, it’s a medical fact that a knee surgery will weaken your lower extremities, and will likely do so for the rest of your life.  Rose is not Superman.  He’s not even Adrian Peterson — nor are 99.99% of the other professional athletes who have undergone the same surgery.

I hope Rose once again returns to greatness.  He deserves it.  But I’m okay with that happening on someone else’s watch.  Instead of taking Rose in the third round, I’ll grab Marc Gasol, Chris Bosh or Paul Millsap.  If the point guard spot is what I need to fill, Mike Conley, Goran Dragic and Ty Lawson will be there.

Like Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz’s film careers, let’s try to remember Derrick Rose for his past accomplishments.  Liar Liar and Any Given Sunday were great, as were Rose’s first three years in the NBA.  A smart fantasy owner sees it for what it is.  Focusing on the past will only get you into a deeper hole — and one draft mistake like that could be the difference between you winning and losing your league’s championship.  Get it?  Alllll-righty then!

 

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  1. kisses says:
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    I was so upset last year when DRose was picked right before me in the first round. I wanted to be that cool owner with him on my team — thought that somehow I was going to have him be the steal of the whole draft and inspire him back to health and dominance. Instead, I was gifted Paul George and Marc Gasol with the next two back2back picks and ended up winning the league.

    DRose has already come up as a heated topic of discussion between my friends and I’m much more on your side of the argument as the season approaches.

    Good read. Thanks!

    • SethDaSportsMan

      SethDaSportsMan says:
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      @kisses: yeah you def lucked out there! Congrats on coming in 1st and thanka for reading!

  2. Frank says:
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    Great article….and well written…and illustrated . Anyhow there are a number of “wounded” dudes in this year’s draft. What are your view re: BLEDSOE, IGGY, Jrue HOLIDAY, Ryan ANDERSON, Al HORFORD, Brook LOPEZ, RONDO, DENG and Deron WILLIAMS?

    For which of the above do you hold the same reservations as you do for D.Rose?
    Have you a sense of which round you’d draft each of these in a 10 team league? I know it’s waaaay early…but for those of us with nothing better to contemplate, such questions matter. I mean would you rather read the news of the world?
    ….and thanks.
    Frank

    • SethDaSportsMan

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      @Frank: Im with you there, Frank, fantasy basketball far exceeds worldly issues…and thank you for the high praise! I appreciate it.

      When I look at that list, Lopez is the guy who most stands out in comparisons to Rose and his chronic injuries. In fact, I have even MORE reservations about Lopez than I do Rose. Foot injuries have historically ruined many a big men’s careers. Hes a guy that Im not touching no matter where he falls because I know eventually he’ll end up on my IR.

      As for the rest of the list, I dont think there will be many restrictions for the likes of Horford, Bledsoe, Holiday, Rondo and Deng. I dont love Deng, but his value will continue to slip and he could be a steal in later rounds. He should see a lot of the ball in Miami.

      Anderson is a guy Id prolly stay away from unless you can get him much later due to the fact that he had neck/back surgery. Theres no telling how he’ll respond to that. Being that hes somewhat of a one-dimensional player, youre not missing out on much either.

      D Will is a player who, injuries or not, has regressed nearly every year. If he falls to 6th or 7th round, grab him, but dont be shocked if he disappoints again.

      Iggy is a guy I just hate from a fantasy perspective. Does everything, but doesnt even do enough of anything to help much. His percentages are all over the place and theres word he may not even start this year. Stay away. His 4-point, 4-board clunkers happen way too often.

  3. Frank says:
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    Seth,
    Thanks for the response. I should have included D. Wade in my question.

    I’m apparently more leery of BLEDSOE than you are. Two major leg owwies in a short career spook me. HORFORD and JRUE, I guess are the ones highest on my “wish list” and that most concern me. For Horford..I guess bum arms are better than bum legs, and I think I read somewhere that torn pec muscles heal and become stronger. Any truth in that?

    And I’ve just heard zippo re: UCLA’s Jrue Bruin. Should we take that as “no news” is “good news”?
    Have a good day.
    Frank

    • SethDaSportsMan

      SethDaSportsMan says:
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      @Frank: Im also someone who will stay away from Wade, just as I did last year. When he plays, hes great, which makes him a valuable asset in roto leagues, but not worth the hassle in H2H IMO.

      Bledsoe’s 2 meniscus surgeries are def something to worry about, but are hardly on the level of an ACL or MCL tear. Most explosiveness is still there and should be at his age. I think he’s still got good value in the early to mid 3rd round or so.

  4. Slim

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    “Reality isn’t ‘Father Knows Best’ anymore. It’s a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot, a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery.” -Chip Douglas

    I might be the only one that liked The Cable Guy. The Karaoke scene is a classic. So what if it was a “dark comedy”. That doesn’t make it bad, just different. End rant.

    And yeah JB and I both have Rose late 40s and we’re pretty sure that meant he wouldn’t be on any of our teams. Rose in the 2nd in a 12er is Bonkers! Even if he completely returns to his 10-11 form he’s still low end steals and almost assuredly will shoot a poor FG%. So IF he scores 20+ points he’s going to destroy our FG% in the process. I expect low FT attempts due to trying to avoid contact and taking tons of jumpers. I’m not sure if I would even take him in the 4th round of a 12er but then again I always thought he was a better real life player than fantasy asset. And despite all that I’m still very much rooting for him to succeed. I’m hoping he isn’t the next Brandon Roy.

    • SethDaSportsMan

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      @Slim: I hope hes not the next Brandon Roy too, but the career trajectory is eerily similar, although I think a healthy Rose was much better than a healthy Roy.

      And Im with you on Cable Guy. Very underrated. He is deliciously devilish in that. Medieval Times scene one of the best ever.

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