I wish I could be more excited about heading into an epic 2-week ASB showdown, but I’m in a little bit of a sports depression right now…  You know how we sometimes say we can be your fantasy therapists in the comments?  I need coddling, Razzball Nation!  Not only did the Panthers lose, but my injury-riddled team isn’t quite healthy enough to survive a drubbing by Anus.  That sounds all sorts of wrong!  Fairly quiet week on the wire, but here’s how week 15 went down in the REL:

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Everyone is hatin’ because they anusing!  Ok, weirdest intro sentence ever…  Our own Adam is killing it in the REL, with HateUsCauseTheyAnus maintaining a stronghold on first place.  He’s becoming a trade fiend as well!  Someoneeeeeee isn’t happy with their squad!  A big chunk of FAAB was spent this week on the wire, as the playoff race is taking shape.  Here’s how week 14 went down in the REL:

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Tough week for me, but such are injuries as is life. “Shrek is love! Shrek is life…” Made quite a shake-up amongst the top 6, with the jokes that are Ain’t no Jok(ic) making a strong mid-season push. Jokic going ham lately! Pretty busy week on the wire in terms of number of moves, but several FAAB budgets remain untapped. Some people know how to save their wads for what didn’t end up being dry runs! Here’s how week 13 went down in the REL:

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Narrowly holding onto the #1 spot, HateUsCauseTheyAnus is still getting the league’s hate!  Putting yourself on a pedestal, Adam!  It was a fairly quiet week on the FAAB front for adds – minus a big-name veteran acquisition who is out for the year – but the fireworks happened on the trading block.  It’s always shocking to see a team’s namesake get traded, forcing the owner to change their team name!  The Freaks are no longer Greek…  Here’s how week 12 went down in the REL:

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Shake-up up top! The king is dead! Crazy 8-1 win for I Ain’t No Jok(ic), bringing down #1 Kap’s Team all the way to third place. It also made the top 5 teams all within 3.5 games of each other. Getting bunchy up top! HateUsCauseTheyAnus moves into first place with the upset win, but will have their first test of being the hunted. A ton of moves this week hit the wire, with one of our biggest cluster of adds since week 1. Here’s how week 11 went down in the REL:

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The Civil War in the REL goes to JB this year!  In the biggest regular season matchup for Slim and I in any fantasy league (probably not a hyperbole!), I shocked the #1 team with a 5-3-1 upset.  It was really the only big change towards the top of the REL standings, with the playoff picture starting to form with the top-6 4 games separated from the field.  Scheduling note – Slim will be helming the REL update next week, so I imagine he’ll take some pop shots back at me.  Love ya Slim!  Here’s how week 8 went down in the REL:

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The deep dynasties truck along with another pretty standard week, as teams are pretty settled into their early-season rotations.  We’ve yet to see any big D-League impacts in the NBA, so I imagine as more injuries rear their ugly, stitched up, corneal abrasion heads we’ll see a lot of young talent to scoop up as stashes.  For the REL standings, pretty status quo for the top 8.  Here’s how week 7 went down in the REL:

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The rich seemed to get richer atop the REL standings, with the only losing team in the top 8 HateUsAnus losing to #1 Kap’s team.  Playoff preview!  Maybe I’m just intro slamming Adam‘s team because he trade slammed my team!  Clippin’ at yo ‘eels, Anus!  There’s a weird sentence…  Interestingly, a pretty light week on the FAAB wire this Monday morning, as we move into a status quo week 7.  Here’s how week 6 went down in the REL:

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Week 5 has wrapped up, with yet another shake-up atop the REL standings.  Kap retakes his throne, which is fitting because we’re friends from college and he wore the Burger King costume for Halloween once.  With the tights and everything!  Friggin skinny legs over there looked like a tranny King!  I keed, I keed, nice to see you leading the league and quieting Slim a little bit…  I can tell Slim is mad, because I’m writing this intro without his weekly recap coming in right away.  Last week, I think I got it at 4:00 AM as he was unable to sleep without sending it ASAP!  Hopefully all you deep dynasty players out there had a good week, and here’s how week 5 went down in the REL:

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4 weeks in = we’re roughly 20% through the fantasy regular season!  Crazy that we’re about that far already…  Where has the time gone?!  While 4 weeks does start giving you a sample of how your teams are doing, it’s also good to keep in mind your schedule.  I always play the top teams early in the REL, then get the rebuilding teams in the second half.  So before you start selling everything, be sure and check to standings and maybe the schedule just hasn’t been forever in your favor.  Here’s how week 4 went down in the REL:

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