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Ok Fight Fans, the white stuff is falling in many of the basketball cities: New York, Brooklyn, Chicago, Denver, Toronto, Milwaukee, Denver, Cleveland, Minnesota… which I know isn’t a city, but never having been to that fine Fargo state, if the team refers itself to that moniker, it’s good enough for me. But good enough isn’t what you players in the Razzball Random Commenter Leagues should strive for?!! Greatness! Immortality! These are your goals. And some of you need to shake off the holiday distractions and focus on the prize:

**The master standings are now up!  Check out how you’re stacking up against all RCL teams here, or hover over “Leagues” to check in with the standings updated weekly**

JB’s Random Commenter League. There was a tag-team smack down this week in the JB 1. Hamilton Hobo and King James applied the boots in an unfriendly fashion to Punk Rock Gods and JB Gilpin, Pile-driving an 8-1 victory in week six. Ouch. That smarts. I know that the following is hacky, but if you lob me a meatball, I’ll knock it out da park: PUNK IS DEAD! Along with my creative integrity. The overall leader is the always classy Your Mom Says Hi, with an overall record of 36-18. To shake that off I suggest Punk should go and consider writing sell-out jingles for commercials, and JB console himself in the big-and-tall store, where he find his center buying massive and unstylish shoes.

All Country Ball Club.  Now this is the Mayberry League. Everyone is so decent, it’s sickening. Like this weeks double winners, High as Greg  Kite and Tuvshinbayar’s Team, beating WrongSideof30 and Polskie Murarze by a score of 8-1. Very gentlemanly of you  two to succeed the last point. Nobody likes a 9-0 beat down, it’s uncivilized. And making my job as easy as can be, High as Greg Kite soars above the competition in first overall, with a lighter than air score of 40-13-1.

JB’s Random Commenter League 2. The Deuce! Appropriately, there are two winners in the deuce, and they are: The One Who Knocks, and Durant’s World, beating Dan’s Dandy Team and Royal Flush, with a tidy 6-2 in week 6. All teams in “Los Dos” are trying to catch the Slippery Squirrels, who are at the top of the pile thus far, with a score of 34-19-1.

Razzball League 3 the Ringers.  This league name reminds me of a Hollywood franchise trying to squeeze a few more shekels out of the public, by releasing a third sequel of a movie that should never have even had a follow up. I dub this league the Expendables 3! Back to kick more ass, The New Day Co-Op won convincingly over Whatup Whoadie, in a Michael Bay exploding score of 7-2. But on the horizon, in the overall lead, is Team Tough Guy Town, ready to take this franchise to a fourth movie, with league leading score of 35-18-1. Cue credits.

Razzball Hardwood ClassicThere is nothing like a classic. Classic car, classic movie, classic rivalry, you name it. If it’s old, I’ll like it. And in classic fashion, Smooth Like Butter took week six from Hyper Saltinel Force, with a classic score of 7-2, in Classic fashion, this weeks win keeps Foot’s Flight Crew on top, with an overall score of 38-15-1. Classic.

The Double Bonus Fan League. Last in the recap, but first in our hearts, Under Protest and High Upsiders won week 6 with a dominant 7-2. This weeks win move High Upsiders into the Double Bonus lead, with a score of 37-15-2.

That’s it for this week. And may I finish by saying: Kobe, get your ish together, my team needs you! Like really badly, we need you. Really.

19 Responses

  1. Aj says:
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    Steve Blake was dropped and cleared waivers, would you drop Robin Lopez or Korver to swoop him up or hold? Thanks

    • Dan A

      Dan A says:
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      @Aj: I think I’d hold both of those guys, unless you’re dying for dimes, and all your other stats are the tits.

  2. Dreadz says:
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    Hey Dan, what do you think about moving Middleton and Shabazz in a Dynasty league for Gallo? I’m trying to buy low on Gallinari while his return date is uncertain, and his owner is currently riddled with injuries, so I’m working on a few offers. Sound like a decent deal to you? Thanks.

    • Dreadz says:
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      @Dreadz:

      I should add that it’s a 16 team h2h with D-league (Shabazz)

    • Dan A

      Dan A says:
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      @Dreadz: I think you’re robbing the poor fella, actually. In dynasty, there is increased value IF 1)Shabazz can turn into something, which currently I’m not optimistic about, and 2)Khris can find some long term value once Sanders comes back, which at least is more likely than 1).
      Just don’t take it personal if he rejects that offer.

      • Dreadz says:
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        @Dan A:

        Right, that’s kinda the point, haha. I hoping he’s desperate enough to bite because his 2 IR slots are full, and he’s got 4 more injuries that he’s dealing with on top of those (evil, I know, lol). I’m just making sure I start low because I don’t necessarily trust Gallo either. I’m sure we’ll end up haggling a bit, though.

  3. Lmnop says:
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    Dan, need ur help! 12 teams h2h. I was offered Paul George for Anthony Davis. My team got hit by the injury Bug..bad! Davis, Beal, Butler, Sanders all hurt! and Parson has back issues. smh. Still early in the year but what do u think?

  4. Dan A

    Dan A says:
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    I think that AD is the better overall player, but by the smallest of margins. George has been cash all season, so I would be comfortable doing that deal. You will go up in turnovers, and down in blocks and boards. you’ll need to address that, hopefully Sanders gets back soon and takes care of it for you.

    • Lmnop says:
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      @Dan A:

      Thanks. The league I’m in we don’t use turnovers so that makes me feel better.

  5. Jake Van Zuiden says:
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    Sup Dan. I know JB isn’t a big Stuckey guy and just wanted your opinion. Corey Brewer isn’t doing anything for me right now, and Stuckey has been putting up big scoring numbers and currently sits as a FA. Should I make the move? Other guys I could add are Ross, W Chandler, Frye, Illyasova, Pierce, and Asik

    • Dan A

      Dan A says:
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      @Jake Van Zuiden: Keep an eye on Pierce and Ross. If Paul can get back to some semblance of what he was, he’s a definitely a pick up. Ross will benefit from Gay being traded, but not worth owning right now. Stucky will score, but not really do much else, and even that is streaky. Brewer is also frustrating, but he actually is a better option. right now. Ilyasova was so good before this year, but he has yet to show he has his ish together. I would take Wilson over all the others you’ve listed, he affects all stats.

  6. AJ says:
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    thoughts on offering up West and Eric Gordon for Westbrook, then turnig around and swooping up Sanders ?

    • Dan A

      Dan A. says:
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      @AJ: Sanders, by all rights, should be back soon. But he is mired in this nightclub fight charge, and that could potentially mean a suspension from the team. Also, it depends on how long it takes to shake off the rust. Compound all of that with Coach Drew’s ridiculous rotation, and you may have to wait a while to see returns on that move. If there was no uncertainty in Sanders, I would say that it was a good plan, as west has not been the beast he was the last few years.
      If you’re willing to wait, go for it.

      • AJ says:
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        @Dan A.: Coo i was thinking about possibly just streaming, Tobias Harris who was just dropped is another option, you think Gordon/West is too much, too little or fair? if i can get Westbrook i would have him joining Curry, Parker, Batum, Matthews, and Rondo if he comes back

        • Dan A

          Dan A. says:
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          @AJ: it’s fair, IMO. He’s playing well, gonna have to pay for him.

  7. John says:
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    Hi. I’m currently ranked no.1 on my 9 CAT Roto league. I’m currently last in FG% and 2nd to the last in Turnovers. But as soon as Marc Gasol and Anthony Davis get back, I’ll be on track in FG% hopefully. When do you think Marc Gasol will get back? Thanks.

    • Dan A

      Dan A. says:
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      @John: he is still a few weeks away, if the initial assessment holds true.

  8. John says:
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    What do you think of Glen Davis for Hawes trade? Which side wins? Hawes’ shooting is cooling off while Davis will now have Vucevic and Tobias Harris back soon. I heard that Rockets is asking for Hawes for Asik. I doubt Hawes will continue his double double attacks in Houston. I still got Ilyasova and Oladipo in my bench. Should I drop either of them for Asik (moving soon), Paul Pierce, Henderson, Knight, Valanciunas, George Hill, Nelson or Tobias Harris. I currently rank no. 1 and I’m just looking for backup. Thanks.

    • Dan A

      Dan A. says:
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      @John: I think Hawes is waaaay better than baby.. If you’re gonna get Asik, drop ers an or pierce.

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