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I’m only 6’2″, maybe 6’3″ if I don’t slouch, and trimming my toe nails is a pain in the butt. Sometimes I wonder how these 7 footers cut their nails. Do you think they have so much money they can pay people to do that? I think if another person tried to cut my toenails, I would find it too ticklish. That’s just what I need, to have someone cut my toe or take my heel to their jaw. Anyway, the fantasy world (and real basketball world) was abuzz with the matchup between LeBron James and Kevin Durant. James finished with 39 points (4-8 from behind the arc), 12 rebounds, 7 assists, and 2 steals, while Durant reached 40 points (1-5 from deep), 8 rebounds, 4 assists, 1 steal and 3 blocks. I’m curious, who do you think had the better game? Besides the viewers, who got to watch this great performance (while everyone else was with their valentine, d’oh!). In my mind, James still gets the edge, both for last night and for the rest of the season. Updated R.O.S. rankings shall be forthcoming, and if they don’t, it’s because you touch yourself at night.

Earl Clark – He scored 4 points on a disappointing 2 for 10 shooting, but he did manage 7 rebounds, 3 assists, and 3 steals. I like this guy, he is okay, we can throw the football around and be friends.

Antawn Jamison – Heartbreak Hotel had a decent game thanks to 17 points (1-3 from downtown), 4 rebounds and an assist. I’ve decided to call him Heartbreak Hotel because expectations never lead to reality with him, and you just want to jump out of a hotel window.

Chauncey Billups – In only 16 minutes, he scored 21 points with 3 boards, 3 dimes and 4 steals. Interesting… In back to back games, he averaged 20 points, 2 rebounds, 3 assists and 2 steals. As a starter, too. I’d say he’s probably worth stashing, yeah? Yeah!

Dwyane Wade – He only mustered 13 points, but he brought the mustard with 5 rebounds, 8 assists, 3 steals and a block. Did you know he’s averaging 1 1/2 blocks per game in February? If you didn’t, now you do. And you can’t unlearn that!

  1. Zandy says:
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    I need help… Currently in 7th anf only 6 teams make the playoffs. 4 weeks left

    I have Rubio, Wall, Teague and Conley and he wants one of them and will give me my choice of Vucevic, Bosh, Davis, Blake G. Whats the best deal to make? Can you rank them? THANKS

    • Fahed says:
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      @Zandy:

      Go with Vucevic, double double machine with a great ft% for a center. Get rid of rubio. IMO

  2. ETMcgee says:
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    I’d probably take LBJ in real basketball for the rest of the season, but I’ll take Durant 10 times out of 10 for fantasy purposes. His bball monster 9-cat value is a ridiculous 1.37 vs lbj’s 1.02. Plus, the thunder will be battling all season long for the top spot in the west while miami will likely coast into the top spot in the weaker eastern conference, so you run a risk that lbj will see fewer minutes and/or skip a couple games to be ready for the playoffs.

    • Eng says:
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      @ETMcgee: Yup.

    • ChrisV

      ChrisV says:
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      @ETMcgee: Perhaps where all stats are equal, but LeBron’s assists and steals are highly valuable.

  3. Mopo says:
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    just traded harden for millsap and josh
    i need another G. is ilyasova for teague a good value for me?

    • Fahed says:
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      @Mopo:

      you just took a major ft% hit, but if you dont care good trade.

    • ChrisV

      ChrisV says:
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      @Mopo: Depends what the rest of your roster looks like.

  4. The great squadoosh says:
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    Was proposed a trade…Garnett for john wall, I would be getting wall. I have a decent number of big men. Going forward what do you think? Thanks in advance!

  5. Ktodd says:
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    What do you think of Bargnani? Another owner is offering me Derrick Favors for him. Worth considering? I am way ahead in both points and 3s and need FG% and blocks.

    • ChrisV

      ChrisV says:
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      @Ktodd: Bargnani’s season is a bit of a cluster F right now, so if you need blocks, favor Favors.

  6. Michael says:
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    There’s a rumor that Bledsoe might get traded to Jazz for Millsap. Should I drop Nate Robinson for Bledsoe?

  7. Steve Stevenson says:
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    H2H pts league this week:

    4 games of Taj Gibson (@NO, MIA, @CHA, @OKC) or 3 games of Jamison (BOS, POR, @DAL)?

    4 games of Danny Green (@SAC, @LAC, @GS, @ PHO) or 3 games of George Hill (NY, DET, @DET)?

    To bring Jack off IR, drop Bayless or D. Green?

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